I’ve hired this Pearly to stare at you

Everyone stop what you’re doing and admire the miffy products I found while shopping today

My parents have always used heavy whipping cream as coffee creamer. It’s too rich and heavy for me, so I’d cut it with some plain milk. My ex caught me doing this one time and nearly had an aneurysm while trying to explain half & half to me

When I was 5 I loudly announced to my parents that we needed to go to China because all my toys said “made in China” and I was convinced it was a magical place like Santa’s workshop that mass produced Pokémon figurines

Me n the guild bestie twinning in our spoils from the hidden kindred crates and event weapons 😈 #eso

Adding to the list of weird things my retriever has retrieved: a golf ball! We basically live in a giant corn field, nowhere near a golf course of any sort

Rise n grind! Any #eso players out there? 👀🐉

Wheel of Seals 🦭: Uranus

I’m forming a new religion in case you’re interested #taikishuttle #umamusume

John Silksong??? 👈🏻😲🤚🏻

TikTok trend gone wrong 💀

Hi! 👋 I'm Kearstin but you can call me Kiki! 🥳 Searching for more moots who like this stuff: 🍔 Cooking & food! 🪿 Silly memes, thoughts, & shitposts! 🐈 Kitties! 📺 Anime! 🎮 Gaming! 🧸 Plushies! 💻 Content creation! 📚 Reading! 🦌 Deer Minors & nsfw DNI! It's nice to meet you 🤝 🩷+🔁 appreciated! #promosky

If you see this, QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers Granted I only know about her because of @harvarine.bsky.social but she’s so cute and I’m obsessed with her look

Ladies and gentlemen…we’ve peaked @kearstinky.bsky.social @mightytanuki.bsky.social @harvarine.bsky.social

I made quiche out of my garden squash and they’re BEAUTIFUL

YIIPPEE 🍓

Me n the girlies hanging at the usual spot

Bless the gays for this rain

At my brother’s house straight up ruining his Netflix recommendations

I eep

In my bog witch era 🧙🏻‍♀️ (happy mothers day to all the milfs on my timeline 🫶🏻)

Me: I don’t want to bother you when I’m feeling down or lonely because then I would just be using you for emotional support when I need it Them: …that’s what friends do. You literally just described friendship Me:

Happy cat :3

Babysitting my nephew be low-key chill asf because I too enjoy floor time and sensory toys

I DONT KNOW YOU AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW YOU I DONT KNOW YOU AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW YOU

if you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. no cheating !!

If you’re reading this, you’ve survived another week 💪🏻

I’ll never do a promosky again, apparently the industry secret is to post a fat bunny and tell people to drink water

You 👊💥 are 👊💥 kind 👊💥 You 👊💥 are 👊💥 loved 👊💥 You 👊💥 matter 👊💥 Take 👊💥 care 👊💥 of 👊💥 yourself 👊💥 please 👊💥

Stay hydrated This is a threat

Why’s it called a shortcake, this mf tall as hell

Me waiting impatiently for you to wish me a happy birthday 🎂

The queen size is out of stock forever ig so I got a pink one for my birthday :3 Pearly approves

I am made up of all the people who love me 🫶🏻

Blissfully unemployed

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Gonna start pronouncing ratio like patio and see who corrects me first

Hoppy Easter! 🐰🐣🥚 He is risen 👑

My 2025 bingo card did not include “dad becoming addicted to Skyrim” but it’s a welcome surprise

Subscribe to @mauvepaw.bsky.social on YouTube rn, she just uploaded an absolute BANGER youtu.be/CkNG5mq6MrY?...

Bunny basket for Pearl c:

Considering I’ve spent 0 hours in cosmetology school and have learned exclusively from YouTube, I’m pretty proud of the end result 🤷🏼‍♀️ still too scared to go all the way to my roots but oh well lol

Hot take: if you can bake a cake, you can bleach your own hair

Forgot to post this earlier but good morning from me and Pearly!

Flopsy Farm update: we growin melons, squash, tomatoes, onions, green beans, strawberries, lettuce, kale, carrots, beets, and a wide variety of herbs 👩🏻‍🌾🍈🍉🧅🍅🍓🥬🥕

What would you caption this? I feel like I’m being watched 😱

Them: Just act natural Me:

Arthritis be damned, I’m building a beehive 🍯

You know I had to do it to em

Call me mista white cause I be baking bread 🔥