Pay with cash? No thanks! This seems like a You problem.

Where are all the rad people on Bluesky?

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

I heard on the radio that ozempic costs hundreds of dollars a month. For an injection that makes you less likely to want a cheeseburger. What the H

Huge news! I'm co-producing Alexandre O Philippe's new doc IN SEARCH OF NOSFERATU. Our team (including @pattonoswalt.bsky.social) is scouring the world for uniquely aged prints of Murnau's classic. 🚨 CAN YOU HELP? 🚨 Any leads on old prints, VHS, etc, please hit me up! Our treasure hunt is global!

Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

Canada. I’d like to go there. I like a lot of Canadian stuff.

I had a dream they were tearing up the CBD to build a new stadium because they needed one that could accommodate the biggest act ever to play Wellington: Brian Eno.

I’m watching Brian De Palma’s film of Ellroy’s The Black Dahlia and it‘s… not bad? Some duff spots sure but a lot of it really works.

Going to see the great 1999 film Fight Club tonight, regardless of what you might think about that.

The heartwarming Bluey episode about Rusty, whose dad is in the Army and deployed but bonds with his son through letters about cricket, takes on a different coloration now that practically all of Australian special forces is implicated in war crimes in Afghanistan

The Dominion is a great name if you’re looking to start a newspaper

Most people have bad taste and like bad things

Celebrated ten years since Prince leaving by playing I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man and The Cross (tracks 4 and 5 of Sign 'O' the Times Disc 2) about twenty times today.

Listening to I’m Your Man on CD, a format perfect for I’m Your Man. I have the LP too but it never seems quite right. I might even get rid of it.

Nicola Willis just badmouthed Winston on MR. National will lose the election.

It is almost as though the very climate itself were changing

Apparently this generation will be the first in history to not be as cool as their parents

The one recentish music industry manipulation yarn I’m interested in is the Christian money influence in the 2010s leading to the promotion of positive, upbeat pop rock like Mumford and Sons. I’d read a book on that.

The idea that Geese are an “industry plant” because they have been marketed to the public is so dumb I can’t quite grasp it.

*wistful axl rose voice* what's so private about equity anyway

It’s ok to not like bad music. It’s fine to not like bad music and be vocal about how that bad music is bad.

Hey great stuff showing reporters standing outside in the wind and rain it’s something totally necessary that I haven’t seen before

Nick Cave and the Silly Billies

New albums from McCartney and the Strokes soon. Great time to be a white guy.

Seeing the Mountin’ Goats tonight.

When I don’t know whether to condemn or commend

Need Pogues tix wellington

(when they strow his way & his sweet priases sing): "awesome, lmfao" (when 'crucify!' is all their breath & for his death they thirst & cry): "well this sucks. what the fuck"

Jesus was a crossmaker

Need Pogues tix wellington

Ok guys this ozempic stuff is pretty expensive so we’re all going to have to tighten our belts

Listening to Little Feat

ok fine but WHERE IS THE MINT CHICKS DOCUMENTARY

Hoffman was game, and interesting, but not convincing. Perrine owned every frame she appeared in and made it bleed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_B...

I started rewatching The Irishman this morning and surprise surprise it’s fantastic

LUXON: I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and war situation. [a few minutes later, Willis re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick] LUXON: What's that? WILLIS: The fuel and war situation.

Failing to see how c. 40,000 of us giving Robbie Williams $200 each to take back overseas with him is growing the economy. Guess I'll never be a better economic manager. 🥲

Just finished Paul Murray’s The Bee Sting and holy shit what a read that is.

Hold on is ozempic just an appetite suppressant?

The 70s are back baby. Oil shocks, not many people using facebook, and a movie with a popular actor in is up for an award at hollywood's most glittering event: the oscar awards.

Smell of dope so strong in the neighbourhood tonight I had to shit the window goddam

60% of the fellas who read this will try it and I'm one.

Imagine if you went to a Sir Mix-A-Lot concert and he DIDN’T play Teenage Dirtbag

A significant and unwelcome part of growing up is realising how many of the things you were reflexively opposed to as a yoof in fact kinda rule actually.

I don't get Terry Pratchett. I understand his heart might have been in the right place but it's all whimsy and glurge as far as I can see. I understand people feel this way about Vonnegut, who I mostly love, so fair play to ya do what ya want.

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

I hear that many original episodes of Dr Who have been erased and lost forever. If you have any leads on where lost Dr Who tapes might be, PLEASE let me know and I will erase them for you.

As an entitled New Zealand PM, Luxon is entitled to the entitlement of one re-election #sorted