I do a mean CAAWWWW~

Yall remember the year Limbo came out and FUCKING SWEPT EVERY GOTY AWARD

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

hey you guys ever like fucked your girlfriend

Oh my god the dallas player just shoved his fist up the turkey ass & started shoving it in his teammates face to bite i wish i was thay bird so fucking bad

Seitan roast, Cheezy Cauliflower, mashed taters, and green bean mushroom casserole 👌

As much as I, a poly person, will exhale out my nose at these memes, I can't help but feel they are a double-edged sword. Cuz like, for the "I'm too jealous for that" monogamists, they're trivializing and infantilizing our lifestyles at a time where they really don't fucking need that right now. /1

Merry Thanksgiving to all amernicans and to all hail seitan.

A half gallon of apple cider is $7 lol lmao, even

Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:

imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play

Well okay I want this card now

I will always take the Memories Time Hop bait whenif I can Transition Timeline it

di di diggity di diggity dog ~ bring it di di diggity di diggity dog ~ UH

orange croutons zoom zoom butterscotch

my 4 zones throughout a day: working eating decompressing from work sleeping

Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings

blaugh~ @thiccmommydomme.bsky.social

Don't push yourself too hard You might prolapse

Dang femboys are kinda like the only thing doing it for me lately

It's 7pm and you're eating for the first time today Context: you are a bottom and it's a work day

Everyone gets along easier when it's nap time

Happy Anniversary, gorgeous 💕

This has big Tony Hawk "skamtebord." energy

I get the feeling the class would like a demonstration, we should get a vid of it next time ;3

@thiccmommydomme.bsky.social biting my neck and I'm just tryna get a monster out the fridge

"what is a 5 am?" - that shark

my brain seriously works the same way and I have NO FUCKING IDEA how people can just... draw without a reference. Photographic memory maybe? and what does That even feel like to live with?

Can all this character development turn into the happily ever after yet

Will happily endorse MTG for switching sides but can't be bothered to endorse Mamdani The Democratic Party of the United States of America is a jooooooooooke~

Oh yeah I took a flight the other day and decided to give a random album from my .mp3s a listen. I only had "Ants Marching" so I was like "let's see if anything else is good." I recognized What Would You Say, Satellite was kinda pretty The rest od the album is total butts tho

I like crouching with my back to the stove Its just like a good spot in the kitchen idk

Wow real life beautiful women are inquiring about my citizenship

my flood hole for a trap gate, her

Holy fuckin yeah

Funniest thing about the Donald sucking off Bubba thing is that it undoubtly would destroy MAGA in its totality since they care way more about being gay than they do raping children

This is the youngest you will ever be from now on

Tummy thread y'all? c:

exposed midriff

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

head bopping aggressively to Michael's Theme

proud owner of AJP Anime Jiggle Physics

Im nonbinary Whether or not something is gay is entirely based on confidence level

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No one told me about substack and I'm like really enjoying it. lol

So smart But no heart

dammit im mad

I saw "Sounders" was trending It is not the Sounders I was thinking of.

Eat plain chip and cry