S hey #writers!!! Looking for ideas. What kind of everyday drama could happen on a spaceship with a bored crew?

Just how many words can we mute per BlueSky account? Basically I want a no US internal politics news tool maintained by someone else.

African wild dawg lighting study

I am craving salt but if I eat a decent amount of salt I will crsve sugar and sugar is expensive

water is very important to consume, and salt is very important to consume, so you'd think that salty water is really good for consumption

I task you with creating a game where there is no money anywhere.

A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.

@xblock.aendra.dev @aendra.com this labeler has 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 of false positives

Maybe making this map is a mistake

New productions like movies and series aren't even advertised anymore, they go straight into subscription streaming and you won't even know about it until you see people talking about the season 5 online.

I want this comic in a history class two centuries from now as one of those very old comics that people won't initially understand and then won't find funny because they're in the wrong time period.

Citizen being drafted into WW3 to fight for land control: "oh don't worry, this is all just a distraction from the epstein files"

The Diomede islands are split between then the US and Russia. The one on the right is in the US side and the one on the left is in the Russian side. Which one is Western and which one is Eastern?

How many countries away from the European Union

How many countries away from Indigenous people you are

I hate when I'm following a mosquito and they just teleport

Welcome, ladies and gents, to episode two of finding out that if you stop eating to save money your mouth develops Issues™ and starts hurting, we have another very peculiar case tonight

That's really good to hear. We previously thought they were extinct after the last of them died in Crimea around the 18th century.

Nighthawk, edgy "protector" of Bot-ham! Lol, this was a funny little joke thanks to circuit 💛🖤💛

touched grass, did not like it, don't recommend, lots of ants, 0/10. the air was fresh though

trying to take a picture of the sunset making everything pink but the phone camera keeps "correcting" it and making it white again 🤦

"in this company we go the extra mile" you're in the real (metric) world now, baby, there are no "miles" in here

hon, the cat is doing that again

they don't know the cat is there

Even in the year 2000, I never thought we'd be at the dawn of a real cyberpunk era. Just reflecting on all the shit that went down even over the last 10 years...no wonder why everyone is so angry and bitter X_X. I genuinely hope that changes someday. I'd rather play Cyberpunk. Not live it irl.

the nazis simply moved from Germany to the US and made another Reich

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

did they fix the internet signal?

sometimes I wish I wanna draw... then I realize I can already draw just not well and I can get better by doing it more... and then I don't do it. Startings hard.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙨 ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ

His family just died in a house fire

You are in this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master

Ranked Competitive Breast Growth obliterated by man who takes T instead of E and works out chest every day

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

what a potato

Internet today is extremely shitty so posts take a really long time to post

How many countries away from the MEDITERRANEAN

How many countries away from Russia (red) but it's alternative history

I wondered how it would change if I included only Chile as bordering Antarctica, so: How many countries away you are from CHILE

How many countries away from ANTARCTICA you are (red is closest (Chile and Argentina), purple is farthest)

Ƿynn made plans and switched out so now we're here like

The Hutt is displeased with your gift

The creature is contained.

How many countries away you are from ISLAM This time Lesotho did not escape. The Caribbean was the farthest

How many countries away you are from COMMUNISM apparently Russia is not a communist state?

How many countries away you are from the Soviet Union, it's satellites and allies.

This is the period people refer to as "the ice age" and act like "the entire world" was under ice. because just like today the world is north america and europe.

Oh my god, did I finally get this map right? How many countries away from the EQUATOR you are. There. I win. Lesotho did not escape this time.

I got annoyed that Lesotho was always the farthest place away from everything else so I made a "how many countries away you are from Lesotho" map but it didn't go far