Everytime im like “things cannot get worse” I find out about some shit like the new Florida license plate

Does anyone remember skittlr? Or did I just hallucinate that mogai Facebook thing? I probably just sound insane

If you get sudden back pain, try pooping. It goes away fast!

Saw John Cenas retirement match

I didnt know what i wanted to draw, i just knew i wanted to draw so here is what i came up with to pierce the artblock

This site is too safe, there's no one to boo here

Rei being used to psychologicslly torture Shinji the first 3 episodes of Eva is comedy tbh

Bout to resub to wow classic just to feel something

This is probably not gonna make any sense to like 98% of y'all but those with eyes can see my vision Fujimoto and Doc Hammer should collab

I had an idea

Disk horde is useless, guess I gotta remaken

What the hell are they advertising to me now

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Girl who wears homestuck shirt to the club

Throw back to zombie clown

Oooh I'm killing this fucker to death

i love scheming and being evil

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE DOLL ON DISCORD THAT IS UNEMPLOYED, ALWAYS MESSAGING ME, UP MY ASS, AND HAS A LOT OF FREE TIME AND ASKING ME TO PLAYTEST HER GAME WAS ACTUALLY A HACKER WITH A PHISHING LINK?

So I somehow got a girlfriend, a boyfriend, and a FREE TURKEY I CANT STOP FUCKING WINNING

"Goat"

butchsmell............. siiiiiiiiighs 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

I think I'm gonna go back to having Tumblr as my only soc med

HOWLS AT THE MOON RIPS MY SKINS OFF AND CLAWS AT A TREE UNTIL ITS JUST STICKS

Everyone laughs at me for the way I pronounce Depeche Mode because the first time I heard of them was when I was 8 years old and they were mentioned by a stupid fucking cartoon monarch butterfly

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

You ever poop and it feels like ripping a beyblade from your ass

here's fanart of the old (now empty) mario kart server i frequented when i played tf2 #tf2 #fanart

Most cherrie bait girl walked into my job today while I was pissed tf off and some with the day and I immediately started bouncing barking and woofing

Does anyone wanna uhhh Cashapp/Venmo me so I could get a burger? Lil sick of ramen at the moment

Me having a Twitter/threads/bluesky was a mistake

Poker Night at the Inventory needs to make a comeback and make this the next roster

survive.

AD&D: Iron & Blood: Warriors of Ravenloft (PS1) (1996) 1/2

30 años de Seven de David Fincher.

The nurse checking me in today: "you've been on hormones for 7 years? Where are your breasts?"

Cherries sketchbook vol some number

DONUT BURGER

THAT WAS SMOOTH

What if instead of balls I had grenades down there

Finding out John Cena is married is actually frying me

Watched a Planet Terror // Tokyo Gore Police double feature

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

My friends won't stop calling me the true voice for karkat

Wow this came out brighter and more vibrant than on my computer screen

Gross brown water from an exploded pipe showered me and splashed in my mouth Here's hoping I get murky superpowers or a fat lawsuit