This will only cause MORE wrist injuries.

Murray x Draper 🤝 All eyes on this partnership ahead of the grass-season 🌱 @andymurray @jackdraper

*checks scores and doubletakes* A HEROIC maiden Taking Out the Trash Trophy for Darderi in Roma! Forza!

Yup yup yuppity yup! This this this! www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Katie Phang visits the Donald J. Trump Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room, an exhibition that displays the 3,437 volumes of The Epstein Files. “Each of them weighs about 5 lb. … 3.5 million files bound into 800-page volumes. Altogether, it weighs about 17,000 lb.”

Happy 'We are in Rome' day #tennis youtu.be/kIkp6n53g2w?...

God, it really never gets old does it? He's just *brilliant*.

Yes.

Is the name ‘Project Redeye’ referencing the heinous Roland Garros poster? 🎾

Sinner adds to his pile of Taking Out the Trash Trophies with a beatdown in Madrid! 🦊🥕🗑️🏆

Slava Marta! That’s how I FELT after my match today, but wisely did not attempt that particular celebration.

Augh! Why am I on a train! Can’t wait to watch the highlights!

Let’s just check the sco— JESUS Flavio, come on!

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The thought of Rybakina deadpanning in that Porsche is, I admit, hilarious, but come on Muchova!!

An emphatic maiden Taking Out the Trash Trophy to our favourite little Italian hulk, Cobolli!

Congratulations to Hungary. A hopeful day.

They’re going to run out of room at Haus Sinner for his collection of Taking Out the Trash Trophies.

VACHEROT! #montecarlo #atp #tennis There is something so very endearing about him!

Just watched the highlights and my gosh Penko in full flow is something to behold. It’s the kind of game I dream of having the skills for: high risk, high reward. Don’t despair, Eala Nation; she can take out literally anyone on her day.

Vacherot storming toward the upsetti!

“Copy Moon joy” #Artemis

For the good of all, I volunteer to be the person who tells lower seeded players they have to swap their kit. When players wear the same kit, in a FINAL no less, we ALL lose.

Now accepting congratulations for finishing, let alone winning this 3-hour, middle-aged rec league match on Sunday wherein I saved 4 MPs and it’s Wednesday now and I’m still hobbling.

Number 1 doing number 1 things. ☀️☀️ for Aryna… but will it be a Sinnerlenka Double Double? Tune in tomorrow, kids! Props to Coco for fighting to take it to a third.

Coco!!! 3rd set! LFG!

Sinner pulls off the elusive Sunshine Double Taking Out The Trash Trophy! ☀️ ☀️ 🗑️🏆

Penko Paolini giving ALL the drama right now!

Conjunctivitis vibes. 1/10

Meddy’s back! Couldn’t pull off the Sincaraz double, but who can! Gritty from Sinner! 🙌🥕

I would choose Sabalenka to play a tiebreak for my life.

‘Hun, after you clean the car can you Take Out the Trash?’ ‘Let’s see what’s coming.’

Wow Carlitos went full Blind Melon Bee-Girl.

LFG Fils.

It’s great and then it gets better

Novak prosecuting the Rinderknech hindrance to win back the point from Tsitsipas’ unforced error 🤣

Holy smokes can Siniakova serve this out?? 👀

Pantyhose on the beach!!! 💀

I had SUCH a special TOtTT planned for Berrettini! 😢 Someday.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

A belated Taking Out the Trash Trophy; it took me awhile to learn to spell Miomir Kekmanović who got the job done in sunny Acapulco!

Mathematically, someone did have to win that match.

Is there crossover between folks who follow me because I award whoever beats Zvermin a bin-shaped trophy and folks who care about abortion rights? If so, I made you a short film called (I) Miss America, and it's up for a prize. Vote for it at fluxusmuseum.tv I will go back to hating on the 🐀 now.

Unbelievably chuffed for Mookie!

Well well well, two Brits in two different finals today! Get in there!

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Carlitos! Legend! Career Slam! Pure joy! 🇪🇸🎾❤️🗽🍓🐌🦘

TENNIS IS SAVED! 🚨🏆 Carlitos sends NoVax packing and I’ve never known peace like this. My skin is clear, my crops are watered. ✨ Career slam!!!! 🤩 The King is dead, long live the King!!!!!!!!

Just put a camera on Rafa for the entire match and show it in the corner.

One more set for the Career Slam!!!!!! Vamos!!!!!!!!!!!