Oy. Kimberly trying to bagel the Tattooed Ballerina in the 2nd set. #Tennis #RolandGarros

LOL Jovic served a breakfast bagel to Navarro in their first set. What is happening in Paris? #RolandGarros #Tennis

Naomi still rocking the gold sparkles. Love it! Did she walk out in full couture? #RolandGarros #Tennis #Fashion

Roundup of a wacky, wonky Wednesday at French Roland Garros Open. forty-deuce.ghost.io/petit-choux-...

Not a NY Yankee fan.

#RolandGarros had a Hunger Games vibe today. Some of today's fallen. Baptiste (literally) Rybakina Paolini Penko Volynets #Tennis

Come on Casper! Dispatch this disagreeable jerk in straight sets. Lets go! #Tennis #RolandGarros

BRAVO KAROLINA! #Tennis #RolandGarros

Oh man, Hailey Baptiste was to play doubles, teamed with Venus tomorrow. I'm still disturbed about her injury earlier today. Searched and found some news sources that say it is a knee injury but I'm not linking because they include video. I refuse to be a ghoul. I hope she recovers quickly.

I'm thinking the folks at Served should let everyone re-draw their brackets before the quarterfinals. #RolandGarros #Tennis

Unexpected scheduling tomorrow, Sinner is playing Juan Manuel Cerundolo and will be first on Court Philippe-Chatrier at 6am EDT. That's noon Paris time, peak heat. I would have thought he'd be on for a night session. Shows I know nothing. #Tennis #RolandGarros

Serious, but possibly silly tennis statistics question: They always give a stat for 'unforced errors', is there such a thing as a 'forced error'? If so why are those not a statistic? I'm thinking a 'forced error' would be a return that can't possibly be returned or something like that. #Tennis

Oh Jasmine. 💔 😔 #RolandGarros #Tennis

Another qualifier giving a seeded player a challenge. Marina Bassols Ribera, ranked 175 is not making it easy for No. 8 Mirra Andreeva. #RolandGarros #Tennis

Oy vey. Jasmine looks to be in pain and is receiving medical attention. She won the first set, lost the second and is down 0-3 in the third. Today is not a good day for physicality at #RolandGarros. #Tennis

OMG something terrible happened to Hailey. She hit a shot and collapsed in pain. She is not good. #RolandGarros #Tennis

I am unfamiliar with Xiyu Wang, but she came through qualifying, won her first round match and is giving Hailey Baptiste some trouble in their first set. Oy. I hope this isn't another seeded player exit. Hailey is a fighter though. #RolandGarros #Tennis

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PaoPao and Hailey time!! #Tennis #RolandGarros

Holy Upset Alert Bat Girl!! Starodubtseva has 6 match points against Rybakina in the decider tie-break!!! #Tennis #RolandGarros

Who is watching Rybakina / Starodubtseva? Not watching? Turn it on now if you are able!! #Tennis #RolandGarros

Marta wants to get this match over with. #Tennis #RolandGarros

Banking Fuck-up Alert!! If you happen to bank with Flagstar and are expecting a direct deposit from Social Security today, there is a problem with their system and credits from SSA have not been posted to accounts. They are 'working on it'. It is not SSAs fault, it is a problem at the bank.

Penko OUT! Congratulations Magda Linette. You are the next contestant on the Iga Swiatek court. #RolandGarros #Tennis

#RolandGarros is the grumpy, irritable slam this year. The heat is getting to everyone. #Tennis

Can Linette get past Penko? Is Marta gonna lose a set to Volynets? These are the pressing questions at the moment. #RolandGarros #Tennis

I see Bencic is having Mcnally for breakfast. #Tennis #RolandGarros

Good Morning tennis peeps. Happy first day of Round 2 to all who celebrate! #RolandGarros #Tennis

See also, Riss Moore over on the CT. Mamas doing amazing things! www.nytimes.com/athletic/730...

Coming up at 10pm on WRTI for Miles @ 100

I hope @auntietennis.bsky.social is catching some of this craziness!

Meanwhile FAA's match is still going and they just started a tie-break for the match. FAA clawed he way back from being down in the 5th set. #Tennis #RolandGarros

R2 brings more matches of sadness, but this time, the players are in control of their destinies. The KMN Match-ups (why why why, but I'm happy they won their matches today): Oleksandra/Birrell Mboko/Siniakova Gauff/Sherif Kostyuk/Volynets Vekic/Osaka Paolini/Sierra #RolandGarros #Tennis

KIMBERLY!!!!!!!! Kimberly Birrell is going to Round 2!!! #RolandGarros #Tennis

KIMBERLY BIRRELL IS ON FIRE! 🔥 #Tennis #RolandGarros

Early Miles in the house this hour on Miles @ 100 wrti-live.streamguys1.com/jazz-mp3

Hooray Kimberly! Make the decider yours! #RolandGarros #Tennis

Oleksandra you wonderful Tattooed Ballerina of Moonball Joy!! Congratulations on winning your first Grand Slam match! On to the next round! #RolandGarros #Tennis

Hey HBO/TNT - don't bother putting the match score on screen. We don't need to know who is winning. @tntsportsus.bsky.social Sarcasm #RolandGarros #Tennis

Almost Mboko / Bartunkova time!! #Tennis #RolandGarros

awww Oleksandra's Dad is on court watching her play. She just won the first set. Verklempt #Tennis #RolandGarros

Anyone know why the Pegula / Birrell match is delayed? Are they ok? #RolandGarros #Tennis

Oh wow Blockx walked over. Demon moves on to R3. #Tennis #RolandGarros

Oleksandra time!! #MoonballJoy #TattooedBallerina She is still wearing strapping on her thigh. I hope she is ok. #RolandGarros #Tennis

Blood pressure cuffs getting a workout in Paris. Fruhvirtova looked to get an ice rubdown on the court and now Landaluce is getting checked out. Can it be too hot to play? #Tennis #RolandGarros

Naomi on the clay runway. youtu.be/etWq6Ahu5eo?...

Wow Coco! Bummed for Taylor though. Bagels suck. #RolandGarros #Tennis

Hooray Mayar! Good Grief! Coco or Taylor awaits you in the 2nd round. #Tennis #RolandGarros

I hope the commentators on Gauff/Townsend are talking about Taylor's kit as much as they are taking about Naomi's kit over at that match. (I've got Gauff's match muted.) #RolandGarros #Tennis

Naomi Osaka steps on court for her first round match at Roland Garros. She is the fashion statement, every time. 🖤👑