Pdfs make great windchimes

Playgrounds are just dog parks but for your pet sperm(s)

There's gonna be a bunch of furries with their parents/grandparents fursuits someday

Movie studios (specifically the ones who make animated films with super hot anthro characters) need to stop being cowards and tap into the porn industry.

Aftercare. Danny wanted tacos Vek was ready to pass out after their fuck But He can't resist spoiling dan. They stink and they're wearing dirty laundry they slapped on to be decent enough to step out into society for a half hour or so Vek hates fast food But he's happy to do this.

I follow a very simple rule, he who does not douch, does not get splooge.

Streaming is just an expression of someone's Findom kink

Need for weed: most blunted

An Xbox controller is perfect for single and multiplayer activities

Why is my comment from forever ago being interacted with by normies 😭

Instead of sugar daddies we need more sugar babies, tops want that second hand luxury too.

Nothing says youth like taking Tylenol mid sex for the joint pain.

*Steals all your socks and briefs*

you gotta do people stuff, with other people. I know the people suck, but just because they don't have paws or tails (or an indescribable black hole where their intestines should be) doesn't mean you aren't gonna like them.

Happy holidays ya sexy animals ❤️

*Violently screams at the snow*

Make your bedroom a hostile work environment for your sleep paralysis demon. Sleep naked on top of the covers that way you both get to be uncomfortable.

That moment when you're watching an anime and can tell that over half their budget went into the fight scenes that are necessarily 3D rendered

Feline furs don't need towels to clean up after sex. Just use your tongues

Canadian strippers must hate it when the ones start getting thrown.

I am the whorlax, i speak for the Deez, and the Deez say, "Get on your knees~"

Cum isn't vegan.

I think about killing weeds in my garden because the other things get me put in the bouncy room again

Man, i love the smell of latex condoms *looks over at Durex* Except you. You smell like cheap dollarama bathroom cleaner....

I'm currently watching @nitrofox.bsky.social raid my neighbours' chicken coop after they said they don't need a fence. Could i scare him away? Yes, will i? No.

Currently being dragged away by a hyena dommy mommy who's got a bigger bulge than me, don't send help. Send lube.

bad habit 🐱☁️

There's a distinct lack of cock out here in the countryside to suck.

Would love someone to collar me and walk me around like a good pup, and maybe pump a hot, sticky treat down my throat here and there.

I'm the reason why the frogs are gay

What do you call a bull in a cuck chair? Beef stroganoff

Some condoms have no business smelling as awful as they do ( looking at you, durex )

Know your alliance

If it wasn't meant to be shoved up my ass they wouldn't have made the cactus dick shaped😤

Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, according to many election analysts. This after Elon Musk and others poured millions into anti-transgender advertisements in the state. The anti-trans panic failed in Wisconsin. This is a major victory for LGBTQ+ people in the state.

We're serious about April Fools Day. We're for real. You can get a snoot today fr. 👇 snoutfucker.com

Wish someone would knuckle deep finger fuck me while we're eating at some fast food place.

Need a fat cock in my throat and balls slapping my chin

If you're older than 500 and still in the fandom, that's kinda sus

Wish i could be someone's cocksleve rn 😮‍💨

When you're too lazy to work the air out of your enema bulb so now everybody in the house is judging you.

Saying no homo but then your balls kiss.

Morning Coffee With @aleisterle.bsky.social and Henry on FA 💦💦💦☕ Furaffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/57512121/ #digitalartist #artist #furryartist #furryfandom #commissionart #digitalart #digitalartwork #nsfwart #art #furry #furrynsfw #yiff #eroticart #furryart #artshare #illustration

Warning anyone who uses paypal for business Starting feb 1st Paypal will dox you if someone can correctly guess your email. Log into paypal go to your invoice settings and change all the info to "Hide From Recipients" www.paypal.com/invoice/s/se...

Eating a well-done steak with vegan mayo and ketchup

For every like, I'll tell a kink I'm into or dislike. Directly asking about a specific kink works, too. ( until there's nothing else for me to say)

Arin really can't keep his urges down sometimes... 🐶💦🐱💦 (featuring @chaosdraws.bsky.social!)