This is Krazy Kat. She somehow mistook Dumbass Donny’s brain for a ball of yarn and batted it around until he made the decision to tear down the East Wing. And that’s how history is made in the MAGA era.

All of this is gone on the orders of a narcissistic, authoritarian, self serving, smart as a box of rocks asshole. The floor and woodwork in the lobby would cost a half million in new construction and he just had it destroyed with a backhoe. Here’s how I think it happened:

Here’s looking at those doors in the center of the first picture from the inside:

So Dumbass Donald just unilaterally decided to tear down the East Wing, built during the Teedy Roosevelt presidency. He did this because he actually is a dog licking its balls in public. This is the east entrance, so the White House proper is behind it:

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Okay, gang, about the Mainiac with the SS tattoo. I’ve read books about the SS, WWII in general and individual battles over more than fifty years and until this brouhaha I had no idea of this Nazi symbol. Let’s not throw Al Franken out with the bathwater again.

So Dumbass Donald just unilaterally decided to tear down the East Wing, built during the Teedy Roosevelt presidency. He did this because he actually is a dog licking its balls in public. This is the east entrance, so the White House proper is behind it:

Well it looks like Pete Kegbreath’s Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade for the media has devolved into the Simpering Lickspittle Yes Men’s Scribe Brigade for the Glorification of Dear Leader, an unsurprising development for the halfascist gang of idiots. Bless their hearts.

Public service announcement: When Mike Johnson says, “He is using satire to make a point; he is not calling for the murder of his political opponents, and that’s what these people are doing,” he is pointing out that Trump is going to call for the murder of his political opponents.

Mike Malloy just nailed it with the comment that, “Trump is the Rain Man of lying."

Both sides do it. Just not the same way.

Public Service Announcement To: Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House Ahem, Hey, Mike! Antifa is coming for you! And we will all be holding identical signs that read, “Mike Johnson doesn’t care about crime in Shreveport." Take that, bitch!

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social The punchline is, “The other Fokker was in a Spad." Me dear departed Daddy told me all of them. Except, of course, for all the ones I told him!

Fearless. Ask them. They’ll tell you. Really.

The extreme left correctionistas who nagged Al Franken out of the Senate have finally nagged us into Fascism. Way to go! Are we politically correct now? This is what happens when you assholes insist upon YOUR vision of perfection in an imperfect world. Way to shit the tub! Fuckwads.

@hartmannreport.com Umbrella Man was not an off duty cop. He was an ex-con member of the Aryan Cowboys, a prison gang. Thank you for your attention to this matter, he snarked.

PSA 1.2 million Americans have died as a result of Trump’s incompetent handling of the covid 19 pandemic. To keep things in perspective, that is three times the number of American deaths in both theaters of World War II and twice the number of deaths in the American Civil War.

Looks like Antifa reared their ugly, anti-American head and prevented Dear Leader from getting the “noble” peace prize. Barring the fact that entrants were established a month before he took his bullshit spewing position, his objections are just tRump spew. Fuck him.

@mjtoma.bsky.social That David Axelrod kicked off today’s article is surprising indeed. Allow me to add to the “it’s not America” list with the worst early warning I recognized: When several agencies are combined under “Homeland Security,” just to deny collective bargaining, it’s not America.

@thebradblog.bsky.social Before you are hauled off to the gulag I hope you will present an Alan Was Right show and replay it with the same verve you used to defame me. Calling out how things were going to happen (“We are fucked!) is not defeatism as you portrayed it. I have always turned to you

@cleguardians.com I hate to be an old fashioned nag on this subject, but every pitch thrown outside of the strike zone is a set up for a big fat, rbi generating pitch that major league batters know is going to have to be thrown. Next year try throwing strikes. Just give it a try.

The only thing James Comey should be “tried for” is his indiscretion in reporting on reopening the emails investigation after being had by Rudy and the NY FBI jerkoffs. He created his own problem by being a politically ignorant fuck when he should have known better.

I would just like to say to ESPN re: their advertising before showing game highlights, FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MONEY GRUBBERS! Thank you for your attention to this matter. Your asses suck canal water just like the Orange Shitgibbon.

I try to use my Apple News feed and find myself not reading a goddamn thing because it’s all based upon the bullshit of all bullshit coming from the tRump administration. I think my news source is going to be more rewarding by watching DVDs of old Duckman episodes.

If they can’t cancel the vote in the midterms and if voter cancellation doesn’t work well enough and the Dems win back the House, and if the public pulls it’s collective heads out of their asses and the dems sweep in 2028, there will be a world of shit to clean up from the stupidity of 2024.

Public Service Announcement: In 1947 the Republicans took control of congress and passed the Taft-Hartley Act, taking the bite out of the Wagner Act which protected unionization. When Reagan started serious union busting he wasn’t inhibited due to Taft-Hartley. Fucked me out of a bunch of money!

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Consider the Old Pal and Bijou cocktails for the Nick & Nora glasses.

@editorialboard.bsky.social Rawstory “diffuse” not defuse.

@larryhochman.bsky.social I once worked with a guy named Larry Hochman. He gave me some horseradish from his sister’s garden that cleared my sinuses for years in advance. That was in Colorado thirty some years ago.

If you take offense at being called a fascist, stop acting like a fascist and maybe in the distant future we’ll stop calling a fascist.

Public Service Announcement Ever since Reagan was elected by committing treason by making a deal with Iran to hang on to the hostages until after the election, the GOP has cheated at every level because they can’t win otherwise. Fuck them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

USAID was destroyed by Elmo Muskrat because he was so pissed off about his childhood Apartheid’s demise by the work of that agency. Elmo is now responsible for just under half a million deaths due to his over-whiteness. Am I wrong to say that Musk can go fuck himself all the way to hell?

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Any particular reason PV is rebroadcasting Friday’s show?

Spread the words:

PSA For those who don’t pay slavish attention to political goings on, all you need to know is that Democrats govern and Republicans don’t give a shit about anything as long as they have power. That’s why Kennedy will fubar HHS for three more years. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@cleguardians.com Okay. Cecconi is throwing more strikes. That’s good. Now try missing more bats. Whoever thought Nolan Jones had more promise than previously displayed should be forced to watch Moneyball repeatedly, informed there are no happy endings and dispatched to his/her career in fast food

@annaleehq.bsky.social Glad to make your acquaintance and glad you checked my bona fides. I had checked yours and I hope you expect no less. I prefer that organic method to the “howmanyfollowerscanIget” method.

How was my weekend? The Guardians went to Arlington to play the Rangers. The Guardians scored the first 3 runs of the meeting. The Rangers scored the last 19. Even with the preparations of the late ’70’s and ’80’s this is difficult to endure. They may well not win it all ever in my lifetime.

Reagan more than doubled the Social Security tax to create a never before surplus so the boomers would pay for both their parents and their own benefits. But an ulterior motive developed. If there’s a couple of trillion sitting in a trust, why not try to steal it? Never vote for republicans.

Here’s a variation on an old theme.

Someone once pointed out to me that if printer ink were wine a 750ml bottle would cost $3000.00. I put an after market ink cartridge in my printer and it pointed out that this was not THEIR ink cartridge. I hit proceed and was asked if I was sure…and on and on and on. The printer execution scene

“Arkansas Study: Teenage Birthrates Rise Where Sex Education is Lacking" That’s a headline on the RRR NPR website. That is not a headline anywhere else I have ever lived. Try this, from a voice screaming out from civilization: STOP VOTING FOR REPUBLICANS AND THIS WILL STOP! It’s that simple.

Trump’s bullshit about universities and museums started with a single premise: Accuse them of antisemitism. Everybody thinks antisemitism is bad and they probably don’t even know what it is and who the semites are. But in this fuckbrained manner he brought Columbia to its knees. WTF?

@cleguardians.com As a wee tad I remember watching on TV as Rocky Colavito hit four home runs in a game in Baltimore. “Trader” Lane made sure that didn’t happen again. After LSD lost my interest in the game, Gaylord Perry brought me back. then came the ’80’s which prepared me for today. Tsk, tsk.

@cleguardians.com The difference between Secconi and Wentz? Wentz is throwing strikes. Ruth is STILL dead.

Whenever protesters appear against Trump, the right screams that they are paid. The typical projection from them means that they pay right wing protesters at democratic events. Every accusation is a confession from the right.

“Get it? Get it?" “Yeah, I get it.” Rocky and Bullwinkle

Ms. Lindsey Graham, senate southern belle of South Calinky, has expressed his delusional opinion that there will be a cease fire in Ukraine. Seems to be the result of drinking Donny’s Depends leakage as a hallucinogen. At least that’s the only obvious conclusion to me.

Just a point on newsworthiness. Since the 1980 launch of the print version of USA Today the paper’s use of the Divine Proportion and square root of 5 to make the articles more appealing to the eye in lieu of actual content still earns it the moniker McNewspaper. Garbage is garbage, print or digital.

Texas attorney general Ken Paxton has proposed that Texas wildfires are caused by power companies DEI programs. I hereby sentence Ken Paxton to death by bitchslap.

@cleguardians.com Enright couldn’t do it, so bringing in Cade Smith to get it over with was a good decision.