Trump is preparing to send 1500 Alaska National Guard to Minneapolis? Why Alaska? It’s not because it’s cold in Minnesota, it's because the training is in a place similar to Greenland. He lies and obfuscates, but let’s not let him erase his historical actions: apple.news/ApAvbvk79SXe...

Trump is preparing to send 1500 Alaska National Guard to Minneapolis? Why Alaska? It’s not because it’s cold in Minnesota, it's because the training is in a place similar to Greenland. He lies and obfuscates, but let’s not let him erase his historical actions: apple.news/ApAvbvk79SXe...

Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, the EPA under Dolt 45/47 is reverting to pre EPA standards of the 1950’s. Way to go, egg price voters. I hope you dumbfucks realize what you have visited upon us.

Governor Walz needs to deploy the National Guard to reign in ICE a-holes in Minneapolis. States rights. Surely the Reichwing will understand this logic. Or not. Perhaps they are trying to usurp the Constitution.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Okay. I just read your Wikipedia page and it’s completely different from last month. You are proudly part of Progressivism, officially, on the Wiki, and I salute you and your new position of status. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The unfortunate aspect of all of the DOJ resignations is that their replacements will be lickspittle MAGA lackeys.

Since you were so concerned about the price of eggs that you voted for tRump, how do you like the feel of that fine Corinthian leather jack boot on your neck? It’s not to late for you assholes to start paying attention.

ICE = Schutzstaffel. The SS. Hitler’s personal bodyguard. The True Believers. We may be disgusted, but we will resist. We will not be cowed into acceptance. Remind them that Mussolini’s last sojourn was to the Esso station. His mistress is next to him. So ends Fascism.

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Shawn’s progression from Hillary Care to how fubar things are now was perfection. Start with a good idea, have a bunch of Republicans jerk off on it for a few years, feed it to Romney for Latter Day approval in Massachusetts and finally call it Obamacare because…stupid.

Dolt 45/47 took us out of most alternative energy policies out of spite for losing to Biden. He’s so shrewd that in doing so he handed China leadership in solar and wind power production, materials and clout. The Chinese can deliver a new EV to the public for under $10K. He’s destroying everything.

OMG...

This, dammit!

It’s the billionaires. We don’t need billionaires at all. Tax them to millionairedom.

Back in the day houses cost the price of the land plus the price of materials and labor to build the house. My local lumber yard was remodeling their offices 50 some years ago and found a receipt for a framing package from 1910 behind a file cabinet. It was for $12.86. You could build a house 1/3

@hartmannreport.com Trump is looking for his Horst Wessel.

It seems everything J. D. Vance says is couched in his love for the cushions. Furniture sodomy. The shame of the great unwashed hillbilly elegists.

It seems like Kyle Rittenhouse’s mission in life is to make Donald Trump appear to be sane. Stupid is as stupid isier, or some other kind of crap.

An open letter to Kyle Rittenhouse: Kyle, before you comment on anything again, or before you shoot anyone else, FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING! READ A GODDAMN BOOK OR LISTEN TO SOMEONE SMART! YOU ARE A DUMBFUCK! SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL YOU GET SOME SMARTS! Caps lock so you might think I was your president

Okay. So some reichwing mealy little pimp podcaster creates the illusion that there is ongoing fraud in a mostly resolved purported Somali immigrant case. It turns out he was mostly full of shit. But this leads to ICE killing a widow mother, orphaning her six year old. String him up by the balls.

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Uhh, if I remember correctly the computers that got us to the moon were called slide rules. Just sayin’. I’ve still got mine from those days and it still works without electricity.

@cleguardians.com If the Guardians are going to spend big money, spend it on Steven Kwan. Buying some potential power in the outfield might be a waste (Wayne Garland’s “bulldog tenacity” comes to mind) of time and money, but relying on an excellent farm system is the moneyball approach, sez I.

Randy Fine, U.S. Rep. for Florida’s 6th congressional district lacks the responsible morality of a garden slug. Fine has no feelings for Renee Nicole Good or her ultimate demise. Scum has more humanity than Rep. Fine. Since he comes from the gambling industry, if you’re a mark you’re worthless.

All of the clickbait and crap like Huffpost pointing out that THIS one bell pepper color can reverse your financial ruin from following Huffpost financial guidance, the videos at the top of the article that have nothing to do with what you clicked on makes me think… either they or we are dumbfucks.

Huh. The voice of reason.

Where is Claus von Stauffenberg when you really need him?

So on March 8, 2026 the clocks are supposed to spring forward into daylight savings time. How about if we just fucking stop doing that ignorant shit? DST=free jet lag. Who actually needs it? No one.

An accurate reality check:

Anne Applebaum article.

Amen to that!

apple.news/AqDGIWezgSQe... The moral of this story is that those on the Left always take care of as many Americans as they can. Those on the Right? Only if there is an ulterior motive in their own interest.

Let’s start with replacing the Blue Dog democrats with Progressives. Then undo all of Reaganomics. Raise the top marginal tax rate back to 74.5%. Lift the income cap on Social Security taxes to infinity. That will generate enough to close the “skin in the game” 20% gap. Shitcan private insurance.

From the mouths of babes:

Huh. Somebody wrote an article about all of us who were seemingly pissing into the wind about rightwing fascist designs for America for the last umpteen years. apple.news/ALG9ltJmRTUO...

So it seems that since Colorado is of a mind to keep Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters in jail for her election crimes, Russel Vought is going to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder. Out of spite at the behest of the Not So Great Dick Tater. How’s the price of eggs now?

THIS is what it’s all about. And the Hokey Pokey, of course.

@uncle57.bsky.social In honor of Jim Backus’ career peak, it’s “Magoo."

Crazy Cat took time out of her busy sleep schedule to enjoy a lovely noon repast and then barfed on the down comforter for the second time in as many weeks. Caturday is not being celebrated in our house. In happier times:

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Cognac? We like Maison Rouge VSOP, well, ‘cause there’s a red house over yonder, that’s where my baby stays. Most devastating? It’s how you measure it. I get Everclear 190 and dilute it to 80 proof with distilled water. It’s the cleanest vodka without the price point.

Trump: “We've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela, large tanker, very large, largest ever, actually…" What he means: “Both my hands and the penis they represent are small, very small, smallest ever, actually, but I try to compensate, unsuccessfully, very unsuccessfully actually…"

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social If Lonnie did all of your music my hat is off to him. The theme easily becomes an ear worm (pushes out Wild Man Fischer singing Merry Go Round, so that’s a marked improvement) and the piano comping to the sax in the bump music is great. Just this old musician’s two cents

The Whole World is Getting Dumber open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...

ESPN sports announcer Stephen A. Smith should consider that his field of “expertise” is sports. He is obviously ignorant of the UCMJ and should keep his opinions on that to himself so he might take time to reflect upon what a dumbfuck he is.

I’m listening to an interview with an actor/musician on Fresh Air. Allow me to lend some help in describing playing ensemble music. Twenty some years ago I put together a playlist from rehearsals and titled it, “If It Was Easy, Everybody Would Do It." Got it? The quickest way to Carnegie Hall?

Cranberry relish time. 12 oz. package of Ocean Spray cranberries one whole navel orange 3/4 cup honey 1 tsp. cinnamon cut the orange into 8 pcs and process, skin and all, into a pulp add the other ingredients and process into not quite a puree spend 1/2 hour washing Cuisinart I made 10 pounds today

Tomorrow marks the 62nd year after the assassination of JFK. He was murdered by the southern mob after his kid brother pissed them off with his prosecutions while AG. I was in the fifth grade and our teacher was called out into the hall and came back to tell us the President had been shot. 1/3

apple.news/Aio8kArgOTfO... 86 the 86 Democrats that don’t seem to understand why Democrats are Democrats. Socialism is not a slur, it’s the way Jesus wants us to lead.

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social I remember the first IBM pocket calculator. It cost $189.00 around 1971. You couldn’t use it to divide. I still have the slide rule I stuck with back then.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Hey! Hakeem! For anything you might have in society: Don’t call those socialist cops or firemen. Keep your kids out of those socialist public schools. Stay off those socialist roads. Forget about that socialist military protecting our shores. Etc. Shut up or sumthin’.

@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Fun Booze Facts to Know and Tell: Bailey’s Irish Cream was originally made from Irish whisky stock from a failing distillery and cream that needed to be disposed of from another venture. After a few years of meh sales they tripled the price and it was off to the 1/2