Huff that copium a little harder, shitass.

Get his ass! Haaaaha who am I kidding, nothing will happen.

So now an XBox Series X (with disk drive) is $800? With inflation, the original $500 price should only be $640 today ('21->'26). My five year old electronics are... appreciating? What a world we're coming to.

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

@slateauto.bsky.social If you live close enough to the factory is pickup an option, avoiding delivery fees?

So it looks like the Slate EV truck is confirmed at $25k? www.slate.auto/en?utm_sourc...

I, too, need billions or I'll go bankrupt. Anyone? No?

Good riddance to MAGA rubbish. Went in once for some pizza supplies and they had scrawled "let's go Brandon" on a chalkboard over the cheese cooler, right in the front window. I never went back, wonder how many others did the same.

With alt text. "We built the library. Someone else started charging admission." This is what I hear when someone says, "Don't get left behind." It's more of a Gold Rush than anything else. They mean if you don't make the move to (literally) take advantage of others' work first, someone else will.

And in Ohio Frank Fucking LaRose just handed it over.

Finally (FINALLY) sold my BMW R1200C last week. Guy who bought it is a new(ish) rider who's wanted one since he saw it in Tomorrow Never Dies. Now... what to buy next? Thinking of finding a cheap pre-2003 Sportster and building a Dirtster.

Me too, lamp.

Close call on the Cuyahoga this morning, the Center St swing bridge waited til the last second to open for American Courage.

I was also in the theater for the release! (In utero, though. Apparently the snakes nearly made me arrive early. Mom hates snakes more than Indy does).

Once again the Valley delivers! Best car meetup in NEO, hands down.

Wrapped up a read of The Language of Liars by S.L. Huang (@slhuang.com) yesterday & really really enjoyed it. Some very interesting concepts & vivid worldbuilding. Will certainly seek out more from this author!

I hope all the dorks who immediately get up and stand in the aisle faceplanted into each others asses.

Unfortunately this is a complex issue that's been building for several admins. The program is actually being expanded under this admin, & it's being taken seriously by the scientists working on it. One theory is that not diversifying breeding stock led to the containment breach.

Goddam inject this energy straight into my fuckin' veins.

Gonna sue the IRS and offer to settle for $1776.00

Jeez, leave off already. Maybe go back to making campy horror movies again.

This week in 1812 Spencer Perceval became the only British Prime Minister to be assassinated. Its the least interesting thing about him. Working with hedonistic lawyer James Stephen, the devout Christian engineered one of the first slavery bans in British territory WITHOUT Parliament's approval. /1

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Slightly increase a band Blink-183

Reading through these suggestions like, "damn, that's a good playlist."

First car I bought with my own money! An absolute hoot to drive & one of the best sounding I-4s (IMO). Cemented my eternal love for the hot-hatch segment. Unfortunately NE OH winters weren't kind to it & I only got ~130k miles out of it before the rust started taking over. Sold it for peanuts :(

Sure, lemme just flip my 60" TV 90deg. Vertical videos are stupid, even on phones, and I will die on that hill.

My cat does this off the tops of arm chairs.

Fuckin' GOOD. Ohio's property tax system is busted AF but straight abolishment ain't it.

Yeah but he was hilarious in Coneheads.

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

Not What They’re Paid For. 💣🎀

Car: CLE, OH to St. Pburg, FL (1120 mi) in one shot, in a Honda Fit. Had a codriver but I did 80%. Took about 18 hours & I would not do it again. Not in an econobox, that's for sure. Motorbike: Austin, TX to Dayton, OH (1180 mi), 21 hours of riding. BMW F650GS Dakar. First & last Iron Butt ride.

"Teleporting to Waffle House" is just a euphemism for being blackout drunk.

What an utterly soulless, dead-eyed psychopath.

The only interesting car they've made in how long and they cancel it?

They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175 Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...

Fucks sake, it's felt like spring for all of 10 hours... could we please not with the leaf blowers already?

I'm sorry, did you say *allergen vaccine*? Sign me the fuck up! Shiiiiiiit, sign me up for two!

GREAT new resource from us: You can now flip through the financial disclosures of Trump officials. See what they own --and how much they're worth. See who's worked where-- and how much they banked. Want the folks connected to Palintir? Please enjoy. projects.propublica.org/trump-team-f...

oh no my cat melted

WTF, seriously? GTFO with this surveillance state shit.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

goddam just ice fuckin cold, lol

You can't keep a good slasher down. Watch the new teaser for Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA right here.

What a lovely door! *reads caption* wat.

Fire this dumb motherfucker into the sun already.