Fucks sake, going to have to handle all of my electronics with kid gloves until this insanity is over.

Unfortunately I have to bring the Miata out of hibernation for a few days despite the crappy salty roads. Passed a middle-school-aged kid on the way to work & he made a 😮 face & pointed when he saw my car. Made my morning, & made the salt regrets sting a lot less!

ICE is a fucking paperwork problem, an administrative issue. Undocumented person do bad thing? Get some real cops to deal with it.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Every American needs to watch this:

In 300 feet, turn left. If you're a racist POS, drive into the nearest large tree.

Feel like there should be a protest at the factories where this shit is manufactured.

Hey Democrats, Americanize this message and use the hell out of it. Way better than the constant "affordability" bs.

Must be in Ohio, where the boneless wings come with bones.

Mom, Dad, you got some 'splainin' to do.

Has anyone bothered asking shit-for-brains specifically *which* 8 wars he supposedly stopped? Could he even name three? Fuck, this timeline is so dumb.

Y'all look like you're about to solve the middle out algorithm using jerkoff scenarios.

Did not particularly enjoy shoveling the 10” of snow off the driveway yesterday, but I wasn’t going to miss Verdi’s Requiem at the Cleveland Orchestra. Also, got a nice sunset as part of the package.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Citizens should be prepared to tell masked up goons to eat shit and get a warrant, in that order.

Unpopular opinion, I guess, but I kind of hated mine. It it weren't for motorcycles I probably would have ditched it far sooner than I did.

Replace toaster oven for $200 or the broken mode switch for $10? I braved cheap, razor sharp stamped metal cases and screws that could only have been originally reached by the hand of a child and went with option 2. Worked out ok!

This is the way.

Hopefully this backsliding will reverse with the new UX leadership at Apple. tonsky.me/blog/tahoe-i...

High school, tried to dead leg my buddy but he blocked and I punched his watch instead. Shattered the crystal and fileted my knuckle. Cost me five stitches and a watch repair bill, plus the scar reminding me how stupid I was for the rest of my life.

I've reached my point this winter already where the itch to ride starts to get real bad. Hopefully this year I can flip my current pair of bikes into something more suitable for longer trips and some light camping.

Let's just go all the way and ban all billboards.

🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems received 95,000 new photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate. These disturbing images raise even more questions about Epstein and his relationships with some of the most powerful men in the world. Time to end this White House cover-up. Release the files!

Summarily fired? No. Fired into the sun? Now we're talking.

Stealworkers

This is like the vultures helping lions to kill a gazelle. (to be clear, I think Burke should have been closed ages ago, but fuck off Haslams, you opportunistic shitheels)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

If you see this, quote post with your model of positive masculinity.

A fake-ass town, full of fake-ass 'Mericans, pandering fake-ass patriotism music? I'm shocked! Shocked! Well... not that shocked.

The R3 is the first EV I've actually been excited enough about to consider purchasing. And maybe the Hyundai N Vision 74 if they ever get around to making it.

Just visited Harper’s Ferry before the holiday. Had to wear my fav t-shirt (it says “John Brown did nothing wrong”).

Man, these were so good. I'm such a sucker for kola nut sodas.

As a Michigan fan, this was fuckin’ hilarious. Excellent bit of trolling.

Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.

I'll take my rich at 250F over some oak and hickory for about 12-16 hours, TYVM.

If you give this pony a carrot they will give you a quest.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Well, I *was* looking forward to the World Cup. Won't be giving it any attention, much less any money, now.

Riveting story! Subscribed so I don't miss the final parts!

I owned a manual '11 for almost 10 years & it was a love/hate relationship the whole time. Efficient, rarely required maintenance (tho it did eat 2 AC compressors), & could haul a shocking amount of cargo. Also terrible NVH, deathtrap slow, & just the worst clutch until I swapped in a Civic MC.

One of my favorite memories as a child was feeding Cheetos to seagulls by holding them in the air and waiting for one to swoop in and take it.

Universe: A solar wind from your star will excite the magnetosphere of your planet, resulting in a dazzling display of light & form. Lake Erie: I'm going to store a bunch of heat & then release a ton of water into the air at the slightest cool breeze, best I can do is some more grey clouds. Enjoy.

Well this was a terrifying read.

Double down, kill two different Bonds in the same movie.

Get fuuuuucked you spineless twat.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.