Funniest micro-segment of academia is people who have apparently dedicated their career to rescuing the reputation of gossip.

The righteous autotune effect in "Believe" isn't featured in any of the first few choruses, it's only on that final one till it fades out. My memory had it that it was basically nonstop.

Don't quietly weep during the last verse of "I Never Knew You from the Sun" challenge :: impossible

Why did they make this jealous child look like a smoldering actor?

What's square one for younger readers thinking Notes from Underground is thee Dostoevsky? Like obviously there's some tiktokker, I'm looking for the thing just before that.

[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]

Blonde Redhead I'm missin something there

WORK ETHIC ALCATRAZ? Nebraska’s version of the so-called “Alligator Alcatraz” immigration detention center appears to be headed for the southwestern part of the state, Red Willow County. From Examiner staff:

Tuppence None the Richer

Conduits That was a good band www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daxc...

Has anyone reached out to Saul Bellow's kids to get a Tom Clancy style dead-writer's-name-as-brand continuation going? Major upside here, no one is tapped in.

In five months, we'll be back here

It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful

Who is responsible for this bizarrely phrased detail in a Wikipedia article for the Gelli Haha record?

Am I buying clothes because I'm depressed about my cat dying? I am.

Fanny Howe, RIP

Yuengling distributes to Kansas & Missouri, but not Iowa or Nebraska How can we even live during such tribulations?

Astrolounge & Eifel65 Europop for me

Once again thinking about the couplet: "It's the suede denim secret police They have come for your uncool niece"

I'm not in that district these days, but vote for Tall Erin. You won't believe how intimidatingly tall she is.

I love this photo's implication that Zachary simply sits behind the kit knockin back cans during the set 📷Marco Flores

You too can listen to me thrash about with my Bokr bois

The reason they did this is Bad, but honestly it'soverdue. Morgan Wallen should not be going for the same awards as Midland or whoever.

Forever rehearsin outside the venue in my clippppps

Anyone know what relation Turp (yes that's right, Turp) Ricketts is to Pete / Joe?

Robert Smith said there'd be a re-release of The Cure in Orange a decade+ ago, but that never happened 🥲

Happy pride

Bill Hader asking Jim Jarmusch if he can be in one of his movies on the Q&A audio on the Criterion Dead Man - that's the goods

I am *begging* critics to either learn how time signatures work or refrain from mentioning them (wrongly) in reviews

Which was more evil - FFing thru Leonard Maltin interviewing George Lucas or thru the CG apologia in front of the Special Edition VHSs?

Zorn bump on a temperate #CDFriday

Mercer deli closed cos they're trying to help me be thrifty during my shifts

Who up Bartleby-ing they Scrivener

Scamper is not a gopher, you dolt, you absolute imbecile

If we hadn't sold Solanke to Bournemouth in the January window, he'd be a Champions & Europa League winner What a fella

I understand what people are doing rhetorically, but do they expect us to believe that Yoav Gallant & Bezalel Smotrich (for example) are enacting "Christian evangelical Zionism"? Not everything has to be everything.

Heard of a suit that is loaded with popcorn packed up & ready to go

If Ted insists on using classical Rome to make a point about contemporary pop culture (an inadvisable idea in almost every way), he should probably read a piece of history published more recently than the reign of George III.

James Merrill is the best case scenario for Wealthy Kid, but for every one of him, there are ~200 George HW Bush's

Masterlist of Nu Metal Dudes Having Respiratory Issues

The way Jean is going to move to St. Louis full time now lmao

TONIGHT

"Fingertips" was recorded when Stevie Wonder was twelve (12), so it feels like he's older than he actually is. Happy birthday to an actual legend.

William, it was really nothing