op i was trying to borrow his scrying orbs that could see outside the wall of light

THREAD: TIMES I HAVE BLUNDERED SO HARD THE VOICE IN MY HEAD CALLED ME A WORTHLESS ANIMAL

nobody wants to buy my magic balls.

no freaking way it's npc-kun

immutable furbyscaling

my forehead is big people just can't see it

i keep calling stuff 'servant school' when there's more than one

[ eating a beef hand pie ] itadakimasu bismillah

cap'n, i physically cannot tell if you're agreeing or disagreeing with me.

in servant school we still have normal subjects like algebra and calculus but also there's a necromancy theory class but the slots are really few. i also have no interest in necromancy

you're beautiful [ infant.png ]

// btw. i do not joke or play around when i say yxz attends servant school or that demon swords are "servant corpses" this is genuine lore that my readers and writing partners just have to ACCEPT. it's an unspoken contract.

// i had to recheck and yxz is literally 3 in shorter than nemo that is funny as fuck

i'm going to be the coolest kid in servant school.

can i have the playstation 5. i promise i won't show it from the kid at my school whose dad works at sony

they say on social media that having a demon sword is a swag multiplier but do you really want to carry around a servant corpse like that

...that is. incredibly deep and also to be expected (lol). a demon sword is like a sonny angel. they may not be produced under the best of conditions, but you can attach a kind meaning to them. or something i almost failed a math exam today.

The youth need to learn that good and evil are what you make of them.

parallel website nemo giving my older sister a demon sword was not on my bingo

we are goetia, we carry the flame we'll fight for solomon, we'll carry his name

// that bitch solomon made me revive my fgo account. long story short i forgot i had a level 90 arjuna

psionic job ditching...

your honor, i was in my healing era

thank you. i hate having my divine visions (seizures) but i have to keep on living. anyway, do you just evaporate when people ask you to feed five thousand with a basketful of bread and fish...?

i'm not black! i'm gay! i'm gay!

// writerly development is realizing yxz would always have a crutch

sorry. i stopped showing up because i fell down the stairs but i'm okay now i guess

i have nonlethal boneitis

i'm a baby in a little peanut shell. i was born with glass bones and paper skin

hospital

bepis

gun to your head would you accuse me of something i actually did

an example of sicknasty fanservice is when you cut into a loaf of bread and it makes that tantalizing, breathtaking, [ Does the worm for a second ] seductive crunch that rids me of my inhibitions

[ Clears throat for the express purpose of lying. ] the ricked wat. a terrifying soul-sucking beast from scottish folklore

but can i mention the ricked wat

captain nemo from disney's "wee old cunt in a submarine"...

almost told faceless to cook a child for a second

the noble nature of labor is what made me the woman i am.

they put me on this world to be kind of a freak. anyway, does anybody else miss the chasm

my moped vs the world...

no fraud has all three: 1. their soul vessel 2. their dragon scroll 3. their shard of "god"

Free me from this cruel world of man, and do not soak me with milk and slap me against the wall.

nemo doll to hold hostage and freeze into a block of ice

if that's the case, will you help me buy premium servant school currency? animal dimension gacha currency?