/ / activity is too sparse here. I'll be taking Baobhan off. Feel free to interact with her on Twitter!

temp pinned

/ / so this has been a flop

who wants me

People need to treat us vampires better.

/ / when i wrote barghest i made it canon that she was just a barbie doll down there because why would fae even have genitals i thought that was funny

:/

None of you are nice to me.

welsh people aren't real

am i swag

/ / that bookmark extension is coming in clutch

AAAAA

aaaaaa

:(

They don't normally kiss each other's shoulders either. But you didn't hear me complaining.

( She looks genuinely despaired. ) I thought you were my friend...

It's a big deal. It's a principle. I'd go giddy at you kneeling down and kissing my heels, but if you did that to my bare feet, I'd scream for my mother.

That's much more like it. I don't want you looking at my FEET. Not like, directly! That's embarrassing. Not princessly at all.

Kissing someone's high heel and kissing someone's foot are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VIBES

OF COURSE NOT! What do you take me for, some kind of freak? I like SHOES! HEELS. I LIKE HEELS. NOT FEET. FEET ARE JUST AN AVENUE BY WHICH TO WEAR HEELS!

If anything, I'm giving you something to do on your downtime. But I know, I know; it's hard to look at other people's heels instead of mine. I knew you'd say it, you tease. I know it well. No need to serenade me. I get it a lot!

SHUT UP YOU LOVE HELPING ME WITH THIS

I'm so generous.

I was EXPLICITLY told that it's only considered a REAL kiss if there's tongue anyway.

is it gay if it's your homie (important question)

/ / oh she has info in her mind that it's round, she just actively chooses not to believe it

/ / me wanting to make melt here vs no kiaras that would want her

/ / oh man I feel old seeing lulu

/ / I think she sounds like someone with a thick Scottish accent doing an impression of a posh British accent

/ / I love how the chance to see Sith in a bikini outweighed the coworker being tied up bit

@cruelestchoices.bsky.social It's Sunday. I have something I need you to wear.

◤ Ｓｈｉｅｌｄ ｏｆ Ｇａｌａｈａｄ． ◢

/ / I click on a profile and it starts liking random shit NOOOO

@artisticmagus.bsky.social You.

/ / wtf is wrong with the for you tl here... It's all furry shit now

What the hell was that

/ / why is the entire for you tl here politics, death threats and feet

It's hard being so badly wanted by so many people.

/ / the bots are insane

You not feeding me is breaking my boundary and limits. ( That makes absolutely no sense. )

If I said it would make me comfortable for you to give me all your blood and end it all for me, would you do that, too? Dumbass.

There's other ugly people, too. So I think I'll just avoid referring to you.

/ / i thought both of these were frey and i'm just now realizing i follow more than 2 gudas wait HEWLP I FEEL DFUMB

/ / i'm a weirdo that likes shoes but not really feet themselves take this how you want i'm not getting into it further it's embarrassing

Nicknames are for distinct people. The only distinct things about you are that you're ugly and like men kissing. So unless you wanna be called ugly, take fujoshi.

/ / the fact that jackal simps for the lady who has an entire event dedicated to feet will never not be hilarious to me

If I hear ANY OF YOU trying to hit on MY squire I will kick your ass. I won't even drink your blood. I don't drink peasant blood. Bad for the hips.

/ / you can't send images in dms????

/ / 24 notifications, got excited, but it's just 1 person following on all their alts

I guess she looks okay too, in an ugly sort of way.