Tim and Ed. I wish I loved my job as much as these two. #Olympics.

The most Onion-ish of posts.

Imagine playing this in old cotton jerseys #ITASCO

Kevin!!!!!!! 😢

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Come one, the joke’s right there for you!

Right, I’m going to use Bluesky to hold myself accountable and I am going to read more this year… so I’ve finished a book. The Predicament by William Boyd. It was fun, but inconsequential. I love Boyd, I think The New Confessions is one of my favourite books and I’ve read all his novels. He’s

This is being reported as the Clinton's refusing to appear before Comer's committee. It is much stronger than that. It's a pretty ballsy challenge to Comer.

From the Guardian, the truth from a man who has never respected a deal.

I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.

Well this looks like great fun. Unfortunately, reminds me that the next Olympics will be in the US :-( www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...

Every time.

@paulbernal.bsky.social I would guess that this consolidation of personal data is one do your most fundamental issues with digital ID. It really is that here that can’t be put back in the bottle.

Is that a Wirtz assist? #LFC

This is a good article. Gives me a small amount of hope. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Giving this to Trump is god-tier seasonal re-gifting.

This post is catnip for the same joke over and over again. Try harder!

The intensely private mega donor happy to fuck up a place he doesn't live in. Wanker. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is fascinating. We really should not be looking to Scandinavia or the US for answers / inspiration. Spain, France and Germany are *just* like us. Their tax take is higher - what a difference an extra £50b of public spending could make.

Got him off his ban from the first two games at the WC though.

20 minute reds are not working as a deterrent. Discuss #IreSA

Garbisi reminds me of a young Finn Russell. Touches of genius and moments of madness #ITASA

Will be Downing Street Chief of Staff for food. (and there's going to be a vacancy pretty soon)

Elon reads. But doesn’t always get past the actual title.

Staggering.

That challenge of Feyi-Wabuso should not be going for a bunker review. It’s a straight red and has been for about 12 years #EngFij

I went to @sohotheatre.bsky.social in the 'Stow last night for the first time and it is a magnificent space. I want one in my 'hood! @phlaimeaux.bsky.social was wonderful as well 🙌 Pope Luigi

Exododus, movement of Jah popeople.

Takes 30 seconds using the link from your vote email. Just use quick vote

Genuinely uplifting.

Pollard might like to test this out a little more. It may be what the rabid tabs and Reform want but it will never be enough for them.

Loving this. LinkedIn is so deeply tedious, but in true LinkedIn style, I respect Megan’s multi-channel strategic commitment to pettiness.

I have written a very serious piece about Robert Jenrick for The Observer. observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

Happy story.

Right, where do my votes need to go to maximise the chance of dumping the bosh twat out of #strictly ?

This is not a vintage episode #totp

That’s a very soft pen #LFC

He’s barely coherent here. He could be gone in a couple of weeks.

Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune

Reform MP backs up Nigel Farage claims that migrants are coming for your birds.

Fenchurch St, absolutely wild.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐

Trump's "common sense" is not evidence.

I stopped the war between Albaniminphine and Ibuprofrenine

How silky smooth is everything that Gravenberch does tonight? #LFC

Agent Orange is now woke

Just ban resale for profit. It is utter horseshit to claim consumers want to be able to pay over the odds. www.theguardian.com/money/2025/s...

Why have Arsenal turned up with their third strip which actually has red shorts? #LIVARS

Claire Byrne only got the better of Farage on this one occasion. Because he’s avoided her ever since (just like he does James O’Brien)