Trying to chart out a diet and mentally going through the set of recipes I like and subbing out the carbs is preemptively turning me into the joker.

i never showed you guys this particular bs i was up to months ago

If there is to be a country after this, a legitimate president needs to make sure that every fascist calling themselves a judge lives out the rest of their natural life in a hole with no sun. There’s no way a viable state can exist as long as it appeases these anti-humanity freaks.

I had muted everything even tangentially related to the circus show in an effort to avoid spoilers. Now that I’ve seen it, I come back to see a full Discourse over the authors obvious, explicitly stated, intent. Just accept it: #tadc takes place in the Bright (2017) universe.

Aaaand back to sneezing out more red and black goo. Back to resting for me.

And history will remember every one of those sweaty dorks in full combat gear as the cowardly little Wehrmacht freaks they are. Too stupid, weak willed, or just plain evil, to say no to another vanity mission from their pedophile president. May they all rot in The Hague ❤️

Returning from surgery was supposed to be an exciting feeling, but instead I feel a profound melancholy. I rest; I get bored to the point of vibration. I’m active; I spend the whole activity thinking about resting again.

Online Shopping

Hey, that possum of mine. What if he was an otter. And also maybe circumcised but still hyper. But still a frat bro douche. Hm.

Log

Protein Smelter "Duke's body is a machine that turns guys into gains~"

Bleh, the ole plague rat has been fighting an illness for over a month now. Going to be getting a surgery to address it in a few weeks. By the grace of the horned rat, I think my insurance has almost fully covered it. I should be back to my perverted gym rat self in no time!

Got my first SFW com of my ratty self the other day. It’s a draw over of yours truly during my trip to Greece. @kyroskylund96.bsky.social even managed to draw my deceptively-complicated tourist garb!

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Me: I’m feeling creative. I shall use that new programming language/library to make something fun and silly to pass the time this weekend. I suppose I’ll just need to set up the environment. The environment: one moment while I download the internet. Me: ah.

Happy (late) eat your friends day! @vornybunny.bsky.social has kindly shown what it’s like to be friends with yours truly on this special day. Or special yesterday I suppose. Doesn’t matter really, food doesn’t need to know what day it is. #vore

I have been fighting a chronic infection for one month, and have come up with a new idea! I will take my ozone generator used to sterilize my cpap and instead shove it up my sinuses. If this doesn’t work I’m moving on to trepanning.

I’m playing with embedded electronics again and what if I made a board and add a close up of my rat’s bulge to the silkscreen layer.

Happy Fore Twenty!

It’s rather beautiful that the bsky team has put all the effort in the world into making a decentralized protocol as a product, yet the only utilizations of this product are bsky itself, and a furry, fetish, roleplaying extension.

Some wonderful art from @kyroskylund96.bsky.social They captured the muscle gut bod so well! Thank you so much!

Out of two of the worlds two most pervasive, rogue, terrorist states, the more trustworthy and less globally destructive of the two has announced a ceasefire so I guess we’re get to live another six minutes at least.

asexuality DOES NOT mean: - disinterested in sex - unable to form relationships - has no libido asexuality DOES mean: - vore fetish - vore fetish - vore fetish

Hey catch

sex isn't over until the coroner details what a good job i did

Thinking of naming my rat Renault… I had the idea of “Ren” as a name, but I’m not sure if Renault is too goofy, or unfitting. It’s “exotic” to me and my uncultured USian brain I suppose. More specifically he uses the ID of some twink feline named Renault that clearly does not belong to him.

Good news: successfully bailed a dumbbell at the gym without injuring myself. Bad news, bailed it onto my phone.

"A Monte's Day" Colored Page for Mac! Thanks the support hun! #Commission

Suffering from my own success because my idiot bara homunculus body can’t fit its quads and ass in any pants that are my size.

Looks like someone didn’t know that it didn’t matter what size you are: it’s the biggest rat that makes all of the rules. They also learned that predatory rat-guts are more than capable of melting down whomever they please Tysm @liliumnsfw.bsky.social for this amazing comm! Cw #vore digestion bones

Comm for EmperorBara!! Its all about choosing the right rod when fishing 🎣

Fatigue limit

I had two comms complete on the same day (yesterday) and I haven’t felt that level of happiness in years.

Got a fantastic comm from @chaosdraws.bsky.social! It was inspired by nothing more than a few horny skeets and my request to see me getting absolutely mad getting mad gains~ They’ve done a fantastic job of depicting an angry brute who will stop at nothing to get angrier, bigger, and loving it. #vore

Comm WIP

Come on Man-Thing, Suck-gag on it~ more art of my skaven Skititch <3

Always correct. And a further reminder that if you happen be a trump supporter or enabler of any sort, I do not want you looking at the art I commission and you should drown yourself in a clogged toilet.

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Happy Superb Owl! The patriots use their jet for deportations so I hope they drown in piss or choke on a football or something 😊

I’m craving a draw over, featuring my rat/possum in form that shows off my own fat ass (affectionate). My monstrous, hypermuscular, OCs are an escape from my bodily insecurities, but I’ve come a long way in appreciating my body, and I want to see how this makes me feel.

// #vore #cockvore Part 2/2 That's the trucker diet right there. sketch com for @myokuju.bsky.social

Ok so clearly this year is not going to be calmer.

What a year. Family illness. Moved across the country for a job. Went to my first con. Almost lost the job. Met someone I care for very much. Almost lost the job again. Started interacting as a furry. Hit a major valley in mental health I have the strength to face next year. But I hope it’s calmer.

Get in and get MELTED... 🫧

BIG SWAMPERT

Who got sacked? His burly gym buddies? His (former) best friend? Some other disposable dorks? Either way, my possum bro here is getting in a few sets while he pumps out a self-satisfying protein snack. They’ll serve a better purpose as jock-gains~ Super special thanks to @tastytoxins.bsky.social!

[ CW: #vore | digestion ] Anything for dad 🐻 #OCs | #furryart | #nsfw

[ CW: #vore ] Kinktober Day 22: Crawling Yeah it doesn’t have much to do with the prompt, I just needed an excuse to draw Keith eating someone. (both he/him) #Kinktober2025 #furry #oc