*leaves the brain tadpole in a jar with a tag “for Cyrus Belview” next to his hovel*

Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three ghosts will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing.

Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf

@ivandilisnya.bsky.social good evening. While I appreciate the offer, I’m afraid I will have to decline the… sundry animal casserole you offered for the winter holiday dinner. You may, however, bring the plates and cups if you wish. They seem to have gone missing, while the silverware reappeared…

@darklordazalin.bsky.social Ah. Will you be having another tiff with the Master that will result in myself being responsible for repairing the furniture?

... ... ... I'll prepare the infirmary.

... Where did all the silverware go?

@strahdvonz.bsky.social Master Strahd, it seems Escher has dipped into your portion of the cloak fund for the month. I must reallocate funds from the account for rave glowsticks.

Please... please, no kender.

@lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social Good evening Sir, I apologize for some of our wayward castle residents. I hope you can see past their idiocy and enjoy your stay.

@jacquelinerenier.bsky.social Good evening my lady, I apologize for the mess, there seems to have been a resurrection performed without my purview.

WHO SPENT 20K GOLD ON CLOAKS

@lyssavonz.bsky.social Mistress Lyssa, I see you have taken it upon yourself to... decorate for the festivities. I do wish you would confer with me beforehand next time?

@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social I apologize, it seems we do not currently have the means to house you here in Castle Ravenloft. Perhaps we could do some conversion to Tser Pool, if that would be to your liking?

As a chamberlain, my duties far exceed simply taking meal orders for the castle residents, or grooming the horses. That being said... if someone could assist me with getting Escher off the ceiling it would be greatly appreciated.