Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic You: Tell me more 😏 Me: ............... and if ......... [thy]me...... .......................... hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd] .........................s

Jorge Luis Borges Émile Zola Jean-Patrick Manchette Pierre Christin Alan Moore

So many other great wizard books out there: - Merlin triology - Wizard of Earthsea series - Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell - Howl's Moving Castle - Sorcery of Thorns - Elric of Melniboné series - A Sorceress Comes to Call - The Last Unicorn - Uprooted - Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series

"Can you explain the gap in your resume?" I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf

If you thought Baldur's Gate 3 was good, you're going to love Baldur's Gate: New Vegas!

Brie

Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward. That's it, that's the skeet.

So basically, vampires feeding in Barovia all have a vitamin deficiency? That explains why @lyssavonz.bsky.social has such a hard time staying awake.

I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.

What better way to kick off Thanksmisting than by welcoming the Ambrosia salad of darklords to this network?

Ah, Ivana, such a pleasure to see a darklord of your caliber here. That's a nice of change from the usual abusive old men. I was starting to fear I'd have to send Saidra an invitation...

And when you stare into the abyss, the abyss calls you a creep because you didn't understand what socially acceptable eye contact was.

OoC: Reading this post made me seriously contemplate opening a LinkedIn darklord account.

Post you from a different era. I was sorely lacking rat garments back then… (Props to TSR’s chara designers for creating a darklord with zero distinguishing physical features)

I just had the worst nightmare. Someone was putting rats in small costumes and pressing their tails to make them squeak in tune, and calling it "Operat".

Now that I've managed to definitively escape the brain fog of Twitter (the demiplane of madness), I'm back on Bluesky! This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!

It appears there is no gif of the scene I'm looking for... I cannot fathom why, it is so lovely.

GYABBAFRAK CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Gated suburban FREQUENCY: Very rare NUMBER APPEARING: 0-1 ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral ARMOR CLASS: 0 HIT DICE: 12+2 THAC0: 9 SPECIAL ATTACKS: Self-Immolation SPECIAL WEAKNESSES: Rain, gentle slopes GM NOTE: In legends the gyabbafrak is arrow-proof. This is not the case.

Ex-convict must choose between two political agendas and scream at lizards.

Do you think we could retroactively implement an invite code system in the Demiplane? There are a couple of people I'd like to never see get a domain.

If Baldur's Gate 3 is going to be an authentic recreation of D&D then you shouldn't be able to play until you've spent months exchanging emails with your companions to find two hours when everyone's available

Quand même, je plains les enfants d'Elon Musk. Je me demande si ça n'aurait pas été plus simple pour eux de naître sous X.