You make one little mistakes about the reproductive cycle of your own species and suddenly everyone thinks you’ve “never been in a real colony”

My homebrew Fireball specialist class gets Fireball as a cantrip at first level (their only spell), but the range is only 1 square per level.

I like RPGs with a little challenge. Like someone says “You find yourself in the Nether Tunnels” and you are not allowed to laugh.

I think I have mental problems.

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15 books/series to get to know me The Wheel of Time Lord of the Rings Discworld Red Dragon, etc. Age of Misrule The Second Apocalypse Preacher The Wicked + The Divine Neuromancer The Covenant of Primus Dresden Files Mistborn Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis) Dragonlance Chronicles The Illithiad

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.

Fun Fact: Thanks to a vast network of astral simulacrum farms, Absolon Chevrolet-Frankenstein is the most common human name in all existence.

Ah. Just enough to not be dismissed as a prude.

@profanity.accountant Was I a Good Brain?

Ugh. Forgot to exist for a bit. Let’s catch you up on those nightmares.

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Imbued the Demon Core with a personality. I shall call him Timothee.

Wanted: Janitor for Big Job! Must be willing to clean up liquefied sentients incl. illithids. Must be willing to be paid in “exposure.”

Ohhh—Phineas was right about cell death. Wow!

Recently acquired a “Demon Core” from Erth. Terrible investment. The squids haven’t found a single demon inside and they’ve been looking for hours.

While Critical Role brought a huge audience to Dungeons and Dragons, I'll always be bummed they also made it performative. I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it." Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.

Fools! The only thing more powerful than power is not-not-power! It’s entirely conceptual and I have a whole jar of the stuff.

Ugggh accidentally splintered the timeline. The squids are all wearing CPAP masks and trying to kill each other with “inverted thoughts”

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

Probably The Stone Prophet. Adapting it to a a campaign book for the DM's guild is on my bucket list. I need someone who knows how to do formats who can coach me :(

OoC: I'm a 5e newibe(technically started with pathfinder) so I'll say flaws and all I'm a fan of decent into Avernus

I am going to make a soundboard that’s just samples of sam raimi flicks

Thoughts of Darkness ;) Seriously though, non-Ravenloft probably one of the following: Keep on the Borderlands Queen of the Demonweb Pits White Plume Mountain

I've played since 2nd ed but never played any published adventures until 5th. So with that in mind: Tomb of Annihilation, by far. My DM brought the NPCs to life.

OOC: What is your favorite classic* D&D adventure that doesn’t have a tarokka deck and Strahd Von Zarovich? *whatever classic means to you

I just think the Dark Powers should have caught the Eyeless One by now. That dude is messed up.

See, Raddy knows how to receive a gift. Classy guy.

I hope everyone likes their tadpoles. I chose the ones with the blandest personalities. For best results, use in the presence of an Elder Brain. DO NOT RELEASE LIVE TADPOLES! DO NOT LET TADPOLES CONSUME OTHER TADPOLES!

I am ready for the inevitable crossover w Thomas the Tank Engine RPers.

happy birthday baby strahd

And why shouldn’t I have a network of flesh tunnels snaking through Makab like the digestive organs of some massive, cosmic predator? Have I not earned such? Am I not deserving?

Putting the Bog Lawyer in your Little Nemo ass dreams.

Got my first batch of nightmare surveys. Seems like the H’ent Eye Monster needs to be… scarier. Oh dear.

That’s what I like about our Soth. Never saw a problem he couldn’t bash or stab into order.

Barry! That son you have, the one who never had a meaningful transition-from-life? Yeah, still hasn’t.

Not only is the individual behind the Strahd account a great person, he's a great author as well! Check it out here:

Surveys at the end of nightmares? y/n

I may not be the most popular Dark Lord, and I may not be the central villain in any cool adventures published the last 30 years, but I do right by my family and I make them tell me so.

‘Tis the season to tell me what you got me for Brainsmas! (jk I already know.)

Found that Erth place @darklordazalin.bsky.social is always going on about. Lots of unnatural lights and people yelling at each other, so it must be the right place.

That horrible recurring dream you keep having? That isn’t me. You did that to yourself, sicko.

Yeah I understand Kitiara and I are working through some stuff but one day she'll come around And I will capture her soul in this amulet

I don’t wanna be buried in the Great Cemetary Don’t wanna be a toy for Azalin

Introductory skeet! I am the God-Brain of Bluetspur, which is no longer part of the Core of Ravenloft. Maybe located in the Shadowfell or adjacent to the Negative Energy Plane, depending on who you ask. Big psychic energy. Infinite PSPs! I am very sure I am not cursed!

uhhh were these sentients grass-fed?

I still have my “I stayed at Castle Ravenloft and all I got was nearly immolated by a sacred artifact” t-shirt….

Ever get the feeling you could be replaced by a genius loci and no one would notice?