👀👀 That’s a fascinating plot in a deceptively cute package, and now I’m terrified of ever meeting one

Hold fast, my friends - a little more sunlight fits into each day. The dark season won’t last forever 💛

Plant nerds rejoice - Putricia the corpse flower is blooming in Sydney! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mryl...

Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going. <3

The Wolf Moon rises tonight... 🌕🐺 Named by Native Americans for wolves howling in the depths of winter, January's full moon was also called the 'Ice Moon' and 'Moon after Yule' in Europe. Look out for Mars glowing close by, its brightest in two years. Moonrise: 15:13*

Pros of vampire strength: able to shovel the driveways of ten men! Cons of vampire strength: has to shovel the driveways of ten men…

Savra’s just informed me that the internet has dubbed me “scrunkly” I don’t know what this means and at this point I’m afraid to ask

Over the Garden Wall, I’ve got *essays* about that one ready to deploy

Happy new year to all you beautiful spooky people!

[emerges covered in tinsel and shreds of wrapping paper, with a haunted look in the eye] Someone get me healing potions and a better sword. Christmas preparation is….. a higher CR than I anticipated.

I wrote this about my cat. 🐈‍⬛ #authorsky #horrorsky

Every time, every time I visit Castle Ravenloft, I leave with cobwebs in my hair! For Strahdmas I’m getting the man a bulk pack of swiffers.

*slaps roof of Castle Ravenloft* This baby can hold so much trauma

Same

It's that time of year again... Lich playing the Switch.

I don't actually know if dunking the tea bag in the water a few times does anything. I just want to feel included in the process, you know?

If you're making black pudding for Thanksgiving I'm happy to lick the beaters, just saying 🧛🏻‍♂️

More Strahd art. This villain has been in my head for four years worth of dming. I can hear his snide voice in my head nonstop now. #curseofstrahd #dnd #art #Strahdvonzarovich #dracula

It’s Fangsgiving this week everyone! Remember now is the time to move your poultrygeist into the fridge to thaw, and if you like your cranberry bog mummies fresh, go ahead and dig them out of the muck by tomorrow.

🧛 I am Old I am The Dirt 🧛

Post you from a different era

Listen, I know garlic isn’t great for vampires, but I’m almost 800 years old now! Surely I can handle just a taste, right?

[opens coffin] [checks calendar] It's been HOW LONG!? Morninglord on high, you lie down for five minutes and the next thing you know, eighteen months have gone by...