If you're ever wondering what the worthless welp Who runs his account He's doing instead of giving my glorious character of voice.

Guess who got kicked out of Barovia and sent back to Avernus! This guy!

You'll never guess what I got my son for his birthday! ......no it's not more emotional trauma. That's less a gift and more of a side effect.

When you're playing Curse of Strahd, never forget... 🦇🥀 #curseofstrahd #dnd #ravenloft

Have you been to Barovia? I head the wine is excellent there.

Redesigns of the #curseofstrahd cast for my prequel war-time campaign; Raven's Inquisition #dnd #dndart

here is my lineup of Strahd and the prequel #curseofstrahd gang in Raven's Inquisition! #dndart #dnd

#curseofstrahd NPCs!

My halfling light cleric Lala is back! It seems she stumbled upon a rather peculiar book..😈 #Curseofstrahd #DND #DNDart #DNDOC

*listen to WWoD Atlantis* Kashekim a fool.......but this, but this Rourke guy....I like him.

Back from my valentines weekend trip to the top of the Mount Baratok to scream for 3 days straight about how much I love my wife. What did I miss?

Hello friends, enemies, and those I haven't decided is which yet, how's your day going?

If you see this, post a witch.

OoC: I can't share this one with my main account because the person who commissioned me player's watch that account.......but 50% done.

Stressed, depressed and filled with lemon zest! How is my Skitterloft fam doing?

*Listen to Jugde Doom plans on the latest "Wonderful World of Darklords" Podcast* ..........This man is Looney Tunes.

Evil comes in many forms..... Take my son for example he comes in classic vampire, wolf, swarm of bats, and Von Holz flavors

OoC: Been quite due to snow and getting sick.

I've just learned about Pocket Monsters. What Monster do you all think i would train? My younger grandchildren have told me they think this one.

*Sturm Jr. And Barov sitting at a table, both drinking coffee awkwardly* Jr:... Barov:.... Jr:......... Barov:.........so taxes. Jr: yup Barov......... Jr:.............. Barov: .........Our little talks are nice.

.............Once Upon a Time

Carnivale, hands down

* Listen to the latest Wonderful World of Darklords with Rozalia.* You and I, my dear, we could fight of Shan Yu hoards ourselves. Your dolls are safe. *pulls his granddaughter in close for an embrace*

Kill the past and enjoy a new year!

Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025

OoC: I've decided I'm going to be a little self-indulgent and talk about my favorite jokes up until the New Year's one at a time that I've made is Barov.

What did I get everyone for Yule? Let's start with the grandkids!

*sitting in front of a summoning circle to hell with a fishing pole surrounded by fished up Abyssal chickens and "To Summon the Infernal" leaning against his folding chair* It's not much, but it honest work.

@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Ah, welcome back. How was the family vacation?

Since I'm alive and half my family is living atm(sorry Strahd), I'll be trying to make Ravenovia's famous pork roast for dinner. Mind you, I've never tried making it before and don't know the recipe, but I'm sure I'll be fine. Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to hunt a wild boat.

*casting a summoning ritual from Azalin's edited copy of "To Summon the Infernal"* RAISE HELLSPAWN AND SERVE ME!!!!! * Another Abyssal chicken pops out, the crypt is crowned with the featherless nightmares* Welp attempt 64, still the wrong fiend......I'll get it right eventually.

What can I say, i love my wife! I mean, look at her? Can you blame me? Brains, beauty, the ability to kill me in 600 different ways! What a woman.

I don't know how many times I have to say it!!!!! I did not sleep with Baba Lysaga!!!!!! The other nannies, yes. Baba Lysaga? NEVER!

*slaps my childern on back of thier heads* These babies can hold so much parental dispointment!

OoC: DMs are now open. If you ever have issues with the way I role play Barov, please shoot me a message, and I'll try and adjust.

*Put in headphones to listen to the latest episodes of "Wonderful world of Darklords" starting a fight* It's it the slaying of a thief or a liar, Or setting commers to the pyre! Oh, wherever you find malice, It feels like Christmas!

I don't fight my son's battles for them. In fact, I start more battles for them to fight. Helps build character.

Back from Darkon! With my prize in hand, "To Summon the Infernal," a book of devil craft! Bwahahaha, my machinations have just started! Wow, the Kinder did a number on this place.

Please raise your hand if being transferred to the Blue Place somehow bought you back to life.

Day two of trying to avoid Ebb in Castle Advernus: Don't dragons need long rests two how has she been pursuing me for 24 hours!

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Kinder invading Barovia? Suddenly, I'm glad to be trapped in a castle with an angry dragon. And let's see if I can avoid dragon fire......acid? Breath weapons to get to the Forbidden Library. YOU HEAR THAT EBB! YOUR NOT DOING TO STOP ME!

Alright, made it past the traps,stole a pair of slippers, met the ghost of Azzy's son, and liberated some fine Brandy from The Wine Cellar........ I thought this was going to be hard, but honestly, looting this place has been a cakewalk so far. Why do most people have such a problem?......

Wow, Azzie really let the place go.......still only the second worst Avernus I've ever seen.

A bottle of Red Dragon Crush! and the off to my crypt to bed......it's been day. Tommarow I invade Castle Avernus.

So apparently the blue place has the power to revive the Dead, cuz not just my self but my baby boy just joined this website......alive......... I'm thrilled, excited, titillated even....... but now we need to keep him away from my other son.

@barovianpaladin.bsky.social my baby boi made it over to the blue place! Everyone be nice to my little ray of sun shine or else!

@deathlychoir.bsky.social my old friend good to see you again. welcome to where the skies are blue, but the mists still keep us trapped.

Hey, going to Darkon to break into Castle Avernus to steal forbidden and profane magical rituals while Azzy isn't looking anyone want anything?

It's days like these I've taken to leaving my son's castle walking to the center of the Svalich Woods and screaming for hours at the fates for how they have ruined my family name. Then I get drunk at the Blood of the Vine Tavern until Rahadin comes to pick me up and drop me off in the crypts.