Going to join my community fiber arts guild that meets in a historical woolen mill. Learn spinning and weaving to create even larger and more elaborate textile penis sculptures. This is my goal for 2026.

Come and see some technicolor textile penis sculptures. Lovingly handcrafted by a silly little artisan smut peddler. www.instagram.com/p/DRzc9vSEbw...

Every year a group of volunteers stage a series of holiday scenes in the livestock barn of the county fairgrounds. Welcome to Christmas Storybook Land.

Fill your head with Thanksgiving Parade balloon disaster trivia and interject the factoids when someone starts spouting propaganda and or racism.

Everyone in my house has a bad cold. We are getting cozy and watching Twin Peaks. The series is even more brilliant when you are off your tits on cold meds.

I have added some small original collages to my site. I used paper from a pocket encyclopedia from the 1930’s and an assortment of images and illustrations. It makes a small and affordable gift for art lovers. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/batt...

I bought something for a gift and now I must receive 4 daily text messages and 5 emails even when I opt out. I don’t want to buy anything anymore. My desire for material goods has been cured. I will reach enlightenment due to direct marketing.

I have posted a small collage kit on my site. It contains die cut images, an assortment of vintage paper scraps, and some card stock bases. You can create several original collages. You just need a cutting tool and some glue. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/coll...

It’s ok you can say it

I work in fine food for my day job. I need people to understand a few things. First, just because you can find produce in your local grocery store year round doesn’t mean it’s in season.

Going to participate in the tradition of my father and grandfather. Put on a Ken Burns Documentary and pass out on the couch.

The body. It’s keeping score. Maybe a large bowl of pho will fix me.

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

I have been trying to finish knitting a blanket. Mable has claimed it for herself. I may never finish it.

After watching Death By Lightning have decided to end all awkward social interactions by saying “Have you seen the Sausage man?” and running off.

Behold the unrepentant monster who attempts to eat paint and sits on wet paintings. I shall try to reform her with some cuddles and a thousand little forehead smooches.

Fellas it’s too rough to feed you Fellas it’s been good to know you If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking too much coffee and listening to Gord on repeat.

Will Vinton Studios is a load-bearing component of Oregon culture we had an M&Ms commercial filmed in our kitchen when I was in middle school and I never came down from that high

Thank you to everyone who who has bought stickers and postcards from me this month. All my profits went to my local food bank. marionpolkfoodshare.org

I made an collage.

I have some spooky Halloween original collages for sale on my site. Toothbrush is still available mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/orig...

A small selection of the cat art I do with a spooky theme for the season. These as well as my sovcat posters, painting prints, and more can be found on my Etsy nathannunart.etsy.com page. I'm doing a daily drawing challenge through October so please check those out and give a follow to see more!

I am a few moths out from an upcoming show. Time to test out my magnet mounts. 48 hours and holding.

I hope the Texas guard is prepared for she shittiest BBQ on the planet. No one will tell them where the good brisket is. Not until they join a polycule, survive the winter, and become a Communist.

Based solely on my in depth research of watching British procedurals on PBS: The Brits are murderous perverts.

Big Peg’s Quick Lube and Garden Center. Paper and fabric sculpture. 14” long Made for an upcoming art show.

A small golden detail for one of my art pieces.

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9:00 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

Magnets. They hold up artwork.

One think I learned from living in war ravaged Portland for a decade is to alway be carrying. You never know when you may need it.

RIP to collage artist Diane Keaton.

Who among us has the hubris to milk God?

Happy caturday! Nurse Jessie is in love with the heating pad.

Another art project is finished. Welcome to Big Peg’s Quick Lube and Garden Center.

Greeting from suburban Hell. I sprained my ankle so I am off my feet for the rest of the week. I am watching PBS miniseries and knitting. I heard we had a special visitor yesterday. It’s a shame she didn’t get what she wanted, but that’s not going to stop her from spreading lies and misinformation.

Guess who didn’t break her ankle? Now I get to stay off my feet until the swelling goes down and try and use some crutches.

The world’s most expensive lewd fridge magnet.

If you are in Portland, OR and need to decompress, there are a few spots left in a handbuilding planter class I’m teaching this Friday! www.morningceramics.com/events-1/han...

Greetings from Hell. Today I sprayed my hydrangeas with copper fungicide. I am apprehensive to cut them since they are young and the new flower buds are coming in and need protection. I gave the spooky black cats who live in my yard some cuddles. This afternoon I’ll finish planting the spring bulbs

You are cordially invited to attend Father Frank’s Edging Clinic Sponsored by the Holy Brotherhood Of Pork Producers. Fabric and paper sculpture 13 inches long.

For those of you headed North. You are about to experience rain and darkness. The locals have a specially wardrobe,routines, dietary supplements, and prescriptions to cope. I have seen the rain break transplants inside of a week. You don’t have to come here. You are not needed or wanted

The rain has soaked through everything. Your socks just sprouted a mushroom. You haven't smelled decent BBQ since your last night in Texas, before mustering. Suddenly, a metallic creak echoes through the fog. They were coming again. The naked cyclists. "Just four weeks a year," you mutter.

Greetings from Hell. Here is my latest piece. Sorry about thr IG link. Hopefully you can se it in all its glory. www.instagram.com/reel/DPcmUvd...

I am sitting in a local pub in a historical building that belonged to my grandmother’s ancestors. Should i bring it up to the server and become the most insufferable guest?

Greetings from Hell. I am working on knitting a circular blanket out. Going thrifting later and cleaning out the art studio. It’s amazing how all we are considered soft and sensitive while being the most terrifying combatants. It makes me wonder if they are just scared of community and creativity.

They are gone. 15 days in the middle of the parking lot. It’s bittersweet. I’ve started thinking of the underwear as part of the landscape.

Greetings from Hell. I finished an art piece yesterday and worked a shift at the shop. The most terrifying thing happened when a Nissan Altima with out of state plates hydroplaned down the hill into traffic narrowly hitting my car. I gave them a thumbs down as they recklessly drove onto the freeway.

It’s finished 35 hours of work. A true labor of love.

I do not care about your workout or your skincare routine. I only want to hear the absolutely unhinged revenge plot against your sister’s shitty ex.

Greetings from Hell. The guard is in my suburb getting brief on their mission. I hope they are learning how to properly remove leaves from storm drains. It’s messy and uncomfortable work. Flooded intersections are the greatest threat to our city and region.