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The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the coolest dino!

#Sciart #Paleoart #Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus, commissioned by @grumpchan.bsky.social

What do you mean there's a message to this movie? This isn't a preschool show. There's no morals to learn.

*ask a nuanced question* *get a long reply explaining that nuance* "I ain't reading all that" The internet is funny sometimes

I do not like your AI spam I do not like it Sam Alt-Man

Trying to make an apple pie from scratch. Anyone know a simple way of inventing the universe?

One of the more frustrating aspects of being online for a long time is learning how few people actually understand analogies and their purpose

Happy trans day of visibility!

Just got back from a tribute to Linkin Park. They played the first two albums in their entirety. I'm sore and sweaty and tired. It was a blast!

You're telling me we finally get a Madoka Magica game, and instead of a choice-based narrative-centric adventure game or RPG where you are constantly tempted by Kyubey's offers of power it's a FUCKING GACHA GAME

Grocery store sushi and Lunchables pizza. Is there a better definition of #finedining than that?

My wars? Guilded.

If sticks and stones can break your bones, you need to drink more milk

You ever poop so hard it knocks the wind out of you? #shittylife

Posting a meme I made

Love it! #bed #sleeping #dreams #noworktomorrow #chill #sleepy #lofi #smoothjazz #whitenoise #cuddling #furret #tired #queer #comfy #snoozing #yawn #healthy #watchinggamegrumps #thisisbasedonabitfromgamegrumps #subscribe

Did you know? Billie Joe Armstrong once went to an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert with his band, Green Day. During the show, Billie felt rather tired and, figuring he wouldn't miss much, took a nap. Before drifting off, he told his band mates "wake me up when September ends"

I'd say my two biggest forms of escapism are ASMR videos and sleeping/dreaming

Sometimes you want to contemplate the beauty of the natural world and sometimes you want to break stuff. Which one currently describes you?

Commission request for Sonia (added spicy version is up now as well) #ANIME #POKEMON #HAYSEYDRAWS

My virtual pet could beat up your virtual pet

The best place to take a shit is at work. You get paid to drop a deuce. It's my little way of raging against the machine. #PoopGoals

Mass media is an indirect conversation while social media is a direct conversation

"Ah, long day at work, finally get to sleep" *the stankiest farts ever* "Welp, guess I won't be sleeping tonight"

I silently pride myself in using proper homophones in text. Then sometimes I fuck up and I silently feel like shit, hoping no one notices as I edit it quickly

Fuck snow. That is all

My butt itches

Sometimes I want the strangest powers. Like the ability to make multiple different sounds with my mouth at the same time. So I could like sing a song while also singing the melody, or harmonize with myself. The main reason I want these powers is so I can weird people out

Sleeping is fun. Not just because dreaming is fun but because it's fun to just lay down in a comfortable bed with your eyes closed

If sleep is for the weak then I have no muscles, and I'm proud of that

Metal bands: "How can we spice up our name?" The humble umlaut:

Sometimes when I fart it's slow and long and silent and my colon just feels like a balloon deflating and it's so satisfying

Shindobo zendi clanpfon frityuo

The headline fallacy The fallacy in which you look up news articles in an effort to make a point

I've gotten into laying down in the shower. Not a bath, a shower. There's something so relaxing about sitting or laying while hot water pelts you, especially after a long day on my feet at work.

That moment when you realize your high Reddit karma is your only source of satisfaction in life #worthit

You know that feeling when you want to sleep but you also want to stay up? Well good night

Just took a shit #blessed