It's almost like science is right about vaccines. We're technically in a war and everyone at Lackland is puking their guts up.

Fit to be president? He's not fit to be pool boy... and now we have the receipts!

Obama Presidential Center dedication in Chicago was today. Finale was "Higher Ground" played by Stevie Wonder with these backup singers: Common, Eddie Vedder, Christina Aguilera, John Legend, Jennifer Hudson. Turns out artists will show up for political events, just not for a racist douchebag.

When fellow sh*tbags call you a sh*tbag, just wow. From Politico: "Aside from Vance, Kushner and Witkoff, no principal believes this is a remotely good deal,” an official said. “It’s horrible. It’s capitulation. The Iranians won’t give us anything on nuclear or anything else in the next 60 days.”

To clarify, a guy who rolled around in his underpants with another guy in front of an audience that was 90% male during Pride Month is criticizing someone else's sexuality or gender? Interesting. www.cnn.com/2026/06/15/p...

If you were thinking to yourself, "Self, I wonder what is going on with that micro-penis convention being held in D.C." ... well, now you know apnews.com/article/trum...

Ah, I see we've already entered the delusional "The U.S team is going to win it all!!!" phase. A fine game played by healthy squad against the mighty nation of Paraguay, with total population of 7 million. Or [checks notes] 2% of the U.S. Deep breath people. We're in weakest group in the tourney.

I'm sure this Iran agreement is a done deal! Just like the old saying goes: "the 39th time is the charm..."

Who says lawn care is not an art form?!? www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/p...

Long overdue, but it looks like the docs are about to join the fight. Welcome to the party... www.politico.com/news/2026/06...

Read this story! Fantastic reporting by Helen Lewis. Sample sentence: "In the masculinist paradigm, every woman does HR for cats and every man is a plumber or merchant seaman." www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Imagine winning 13 playoff games in a row and then Anti Midas shows up. Like an albatross around your neck or dogsh*t on your shoe. Sorry Knocks, but thanks for booing his punk ass... apnews.com/article/nba-...

Meet Bill Pulte, the guy Trump picked to replace Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intellegence. Here’s video of him in 2024 accepting what appears to be a pedo trophy.... enscribed with “Bill Pulte F*cks... Only the Young” 👀

Yay! The Stanley Cup will be decided between two warm-weather franchises with microscopic local fanbases... said $&#@ no one ever. Enjoy those low ratings, NHL! And yet betting will be off the charts. Suckmeter at 10.

March toward authoritarianism continues. From article: "Pentagon Press Office has been redesignated as a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility." This is a lie. A SCIF is a sealed, highly secure, tech-restricted room - not an open press bullpen. Bullshit, Pentagon. apnews.com/article/pent...

Multi-million dollar fundraising idea for the Kennedy Center: Auction off the right to have the honor of prying Dirtbag Donnie's name off the side of the building. The bids could get stratospheric! www.reuters.com/world/us-jud...

Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

As a reminder, the federal government was obligated by law to release the full Epstein investigation files 169 days ago. They are in violation of the law in order to protect a pedophile and his supporters. #epstein #trump #childrapists

I choose to honor those who gave all for our nation by refusing to give up on our nation. Stand fast.

#BoycottCBS Keep Reposting

Trump tried to deliver an inspirational speech to graduates. It quickly became uncomfortable

Deeply sorry to anyone in the Coast Guard Academy who had to endure this. Here is why you don't allow a career criminal and five-time draft dodger to speak to your graduates.

The Fourteenth Amendment, written in the blood of the Civil War, says in Section 4 that this is blatantly illegal: “[N]either the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States.”

"One guest for general population housing, please." www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/u...

Did the dumbass accidentally give away Taiwan yet?

Who wore it better?

This is way. Every time these feral dogs raise their heads in public, smack them with a proverbial newspaper on the snout. apnews.com/article/ital...

No, no Internet... I don't give a flaming f*ck about who wore what at some "Gala" last night. Focus.

May the 4th be with you. This is the feed reset you need today. youtube.com/shorts/-2-f-...

I don't post about sports often, but a French Canadian hockey team beating a heavily favored squad from [checks notes] shithole Florida makes me downright gleeful. Viva le Canadiens!

Thoughts: 😆 😅 😁 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 #ItsFunToPretend 👍

This lie could only possibly work if his followers are utter morons and Congress has completely abandoned its Constitutional duties. Oh, right... apnews.com/article/trum...

Let me guess: the address is 123 Reichstag Lane? www.politico.eu/article/nige...

As the weakest speaker in the history of the U.S. House, I'm sure everything will go just fine for Trump's little johnson... www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Bsky Friends: please stop calling weekend events "fake." The truth is on our side, stop oversimplifying. Staged perhaps, organized by rightwing pigs perhaps. The most hated human on the planet will be targeted. Very likely that people who see these attempts as win-win will help motivate shooters.

So dude leaves league organized by murderous Saudi Arabian authoritarian regime to play in match hosted by murderous Chinese authoritarian regime? Boy it's a real mystery why this 'sport' is failing outside the sociopathic suburban white male demographic... apnews.com/article/bern...

Sorry HogsBreath, We're Sticking With Mark Kelly, Senator, Astronaut And Navy Pilot.......

Best ONN in months at least.

The current head of U.S. counterterrorism is, unsurprisingly, an utterly unqualified Islamophobic bigot. (He's also a literal Nazi sympathizer.) Knowing this, I'm sure you are shocked to learn we currently have no written CT plan in place. www.defenseone.com/policy/2026/...

Shocked, just SHOCKED, that the next cabinet member forced out is also one of just a couple of remaining women on this pathetic game of survivor. apnews.com/article/lori...

Kash Patel’s colleagues are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. More than two dozen people she spoke with described his management failures and conduct that could harm national security.

This is the LITERAL banner on the Illinois Republican Party's Facebook page. The wannabe fascists are even bothering to pretend they support our Constitution anymore.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Dear Donnie Dimwit: we know you're not very bright, or very patriotic, or very aware of your surroundings. But I'm going to do you a solid letting you know that you should not, under any circumstances, refer to a Chicago White Sox fan as "weak on crime." Good way to lose a kneecap, sparky.

Hmmm, it's almost as though policies set by a really stupid person surrounded by lots of other really stupid people don't succeed in international relations.

Wow. She's just as bad at lying as she is at choosing plastic surgeons. apnews.com/article/mela...

Happy Taco Tuesday for all who celebrate. The Fortnight Fascist is all spun up that he got caught delivering a taco platter after a two-week "deadline." Again.

The more we learn, the more spectacularly close to the 1979 Desert One debacle we came here. I very much hope the 'no U.S. casualties' narrative from DoD holds true. Service members risking their lives for a corrupt draft dodger's folly. apnews.com/article/iran...

The best explanation why millions of Americans worship and support a convicted felon and sexual predator...

With a cabinet composed of 15 incompetent, impotent sycophants I'm CERTAIN it is merely coincidence that the first two fired by the Sexual Predator in Chief were both women. apnews.com/live/bondi-b...