meow ⓛ ω ⓛ a catboy to brighten our day

biblically accurate bottom: 𓂋 ˚₊‧꒰ა 👁️ ໒꒱‧₊˚ ꒰ა👁️👉👈 ✦ 👉👈👁️໒꒱ 👉👈 .𖥔 ݁ ˖🥺.𖥔 ݁ ˖. 👉👈 ꒰ა👁️👉👈 ✦ 👉👈👁️໒꒱ ˚₊‧꒰ა 👁️ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Anyone who knows Arthurian legend could have told you that GLP-1 would obviously heal everything and prolong life, it’s concentrated dragon fluids

thinking about letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves

I haven’t had the energy lately to develop physics theories, so I’m just going to state them and say that I’m calling it now lol: 1. Empty space behaves as though it has negative mass 2. When you turn your head you literally rotate the entire universe around you, mjolnir style

YOU MANIACS! HE CARRIED YOU!! HE CARRIED YOU ALL ALONG!!!!

Uranium

William Sh’tner

yeah I’m a brat, a beast rat

similarly why is Half-Life 2 a Source engine game sold on Steam and not a Steam engine game that you get from the Source

i bark but secretly i worry

Weird subtle observations: 1. 23-7=17 feels more true than 7+2=11 but both are plausible 2. 5+4=9 feels like a bit like 🍔 3. The number 2025 is giving Power Rangers 4. 6805 tastes like a stout

spenting funts

I think the trick to crazyhouse chess is to teleport a horse behind enemy lines when they least expect it

I LOVE MY JAPANESE DOG!!!!!

I went to the dentist today and uhhh what does this mean 😳

68日目 花海佑芽

arf :3

the foxes are eating the food despite me sitting outside with them!!! 🥹 massive w i love them so much

yummy crunchy bugz 😋

in the name of the moon bitch!!!! 😎✨🌙

how can i be eepy when im already ouppy? 🤨

It’s hard trying to be the Real Sailor Moon when I keep meeting amazing beautiful people who are definitely the Real Sailor Moon

its a doggy dog world out there

Feeling silly so I just submitted a formal complaint to the ACLU for workplace discrimination lol Let’s see what happens~ 🤪

Now that I switched platforms I think this means I should be even more horny on main y/n

lookimg 4 my friends on bsky 🥺👉👈

i went to catboy ranch and everyone knew you

Can’t find my kitty collar 😿

Jefferson, Son of Jeffer

Manganese sounds like a fake ass element made up by weeaboos

Obligatory fractal post to remind everyone that uwu transcends physical reality by making an eternal, prominent appearance in mathematics

helo blueskiers…..I’m in 😎