YOU MANIACS! HE CARRIED YOU!! HE CARRIED YOU ALL ALONG!!!!

Uranium

William Sh’tner

yeah I’m a brat, a beast rat

similarly why is Half-Life 2 a Source engine game sold on Steam and not a Steam engine game that you get from the Source

i bark but secretly i worry

Weird subtle observations: 1. 23-7=17 feels more true than 7+2=11 but both are plausible 2. 5+4=9 feels like a bit like 🍔 3. The number 2025 is giving Power Rangers 4. 6805 tastes like a stout

spenting funts

I think the trick to crazyhouse chess is to teleport a horse behind enemy lines when they least expect it

I LOVE MY JAPANESE DOG!!!!!

I went to the dentist today and uhhh what does this mean 😳

68日目 花海佑芽

arf :3

the foxes are eating the food despite me sitting outside with them!!! 🥹 massive w i love them so much

yummy crunchy bugz 😋

in the name of the moon bitch!!!! 😎✨🌙

how can i be eepy when im already ouppy? 🤨

It’s hard trying to be the Real Sailor Moon when I keep meeting amazing beautiful people who are definitely the Real Sailor Moon

its a doggy dog world out there

Feeling silly so I just submitted a formal complaint to the ACLU for workplace discrimination lol Let’s see what happens~ 🤪

Now that I switched platforms I think this means I should be even more horny on main y/n

lookimg 4 my friends on bsky 🥺👉👈

i went to catboy ranch and everyone knew you

Can’t find my kitty collar 😿

Jefferson, Son of Jeffer

Manganese sounds like a fake ass element made up by weeaboos

Obligatory fractal post to remind everyone that uwu transcends physical reality by making an eternal, prominent appearance in mathematics

helo blueskiers…..I’m in 😎