Stand up comedy writer in 2026: “Damnit, there’s got to be something here!” *crosses out “Gay of Hormuz” from notebook*

I just backed Final Girl Series 4 on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/van...

Played Tend on 2026-01-10 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Oddland today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Age of Innovation today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/38... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Rococo: Deluxe Edition on 2025-11-23 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/29... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played 20 Strong today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/37... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Walked past AmFam Field today and Quintana was throwing during the sim game.

ACTING!!!! Check out Dad’s Seasons Tickets at the Waukesha Civic Theatre Sept 26/27/28! www.waukeshacivictheatre.org/production/d...

I hope Brewers fans are #readyforfedde Game 3 of the NLDS.

Played Distilled today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/29... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

Played Arydia: The Paths We Dare Tread today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/21... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Slay the Spire: The Board Game today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/33... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Vantage on 2025-08-30 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Lorenzo il Magnifico today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/20... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Arkham Horror: The Card Game – Revised Core Set today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/35... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played The Elder Scrolls: Betrayal of the Second Era today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/35... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played The Elder Scrolls: Betrayal of the Second Era on 2025-08-18 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/35... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Soda Jerk today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/44... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Class of '89 today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/44... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Tea Witches today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Blood on the Clocktower on 2025-08-01 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/24... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Apiary today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/40... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Orléans today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/16... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Skara Brae today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/40... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Grand Austria Hotel on 2025-07-03 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/18... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Corps of Discovery: A Game Set in the World of Manifest Destiny today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/39... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Corps of Discovery: A Game Set in the World of Manifest Destiny on 2025-07-02 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/39... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Darwin's Journey on 2025-05-31 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/32... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Played Deep Regrets on 2025-05-24 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/39... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Does Kingdom Hearts ever make anything of the fact TRON is Nort backwards?

Played PARKS on 2025-05-17 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/26... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Three Sisters on 2025-05-17 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/29... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

Played Let's Go! To Japan on 2025-05-17 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/36... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

25% tariff on a whiskey drink 37% tariff on a Vodka drink 85% tariff on a Lager drink 110% tariff on a cider drink 132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times 138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

Played Galactic Cruise on 2025-05-03 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/39... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Looking for recommendations on a place in France where naked ladies dance. Critically, there must be a way for me to see them.

Why do we sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” at baseball games? We’re already there. We should sing it at home.

Wife: “I love you, but you are way too horny. You need a productive outlet. Some hobby that can take your mind off me” Me: “I guess I could name birds.” Wife: “Sure, that seems innocent enough.”

What's the opposite of Doomscrolling?? Is it BOOMscrolling?

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

Played Moon Colony Bloodbath on 2025-03-07 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

@bartwinkler.bsky.social hey Bart! I am trying to reach out to you about a local opportunity - this isn't spam - Bucks in 6, Mark A is cheap, etc. I sent you an instagram message and am reaching out here on bluesky in case you miss it. Hope to hear from you!