if you go the toilet & wash someone’s else’s hands i think they ask you to leave

Choices

chakotay NO HITTING !!! >:(

"no you don't see if I didn't invent the 'talaxian go away' device, someone ELSE would have invented the 'talaxian go away' device, it's an inevitability of science to INVENT the 'talaxian go away' device!!!"

neelix she's TWO YEARS OLD this isn't one of your talaxian animes, this isn't okay my guy, do better

delta quad oppenheimer just turned up to tell neelix 'sorry i genocide'd your planet, you've got 'turns you into sludge' disease for helping the survivors btw, oops, also can i try to cure it to cause i have it too?'

previously on star trek voyager... janeway gets bricked up for a space swede chakotay becomes a psychic ghost & possesses the crew b'elanna gets bricked up for herself? kinda? she called her a p'takh & idk if that's a compliment???

scouse morrissey: ‘this chaaaaarming scraaaaan’

he has lil kitty flu :<

kitty came in for dinner & didn’t eat anything, panting like crazy & really hot, time for a vet adventure!

he's so fucking COOL

they made the doctor do a SWORD FIGHT ?!?!

oh yeah we're off to a REAL strong start today

it’s another night of voyager posting !

she put her hand on the science box that gives you a free native american vision quest & now she's best friends with a gecko??? 10/10 icon behavior

wtf an alien just transported neelix's friggin LUNGS away ???

this shits so fuckin funny man

give the gift of joy this year by forcing your family to watch all of star trek voyager

ENTERPRISE, an official Star Trek poster inspired by the colours of the original series. As you can see, I like my space colourful. I also snuck in a reference to the original posters there too :-) you can grab this at @vicepress.bsky.social

50 shades is for people who thought 2002’s the secretary was subtle & nuanced

Just found this meme and NGL, this meme so relate with me as a small artist 🥲💖 Thank you for all of my friends! <3 #art #oc #memes #digitalart #smallartist #illustration

this is my goty 2025! first digigame to make me cry in the first 15 minutes!

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

Rainy day (repost)

call me enrico fermi the way i already came up with your revolutionary idea 22 years ago but only published it in the classifieds of a diy lit-zine that 5 people total read

ワタシを添えて パンケーキ アラモード #ポケモン #イラスト

にゃんこ「みんなーっっ今日のおやつはこれだよぉっっ」 #クレープの日 #ゆるいイラスト

もぷぷも歩けば棒に…💥 #ゆるいイラスト #illustration

omg what a pretty flower !!! 10/10

h-hey, umm, what's that?

Yodobashi camera. Tokyo 2025. #photography #filmphotography #streetphotography #analogphotography #35mmfilm #believeinfilm #filmphotographer #filmisnotdead #tokyo #japan 🎞️

何処まで 往けるかな #イラスト #透明水彩 #ふる絵

ジェイコブ #イラスト　🐠🌵🐡🐟️R7-134

— Modern Suffering :') #art | #digitalart

Papier peint 50x65 cm. 10-12-2025.

if you chew sesame seeds they make the minecraft walking noise

A warm up painting. :) Turned out super cute! #art #watercolor

botanists when you go to ask them if it’s ham or birmingham

eeveelutions 🦊 #art #pokemon

dealer who laces their psychedelics with e so in the middle of the trip the cis guys start wondering why their breasts are tender

22nd century jane austin: “but alas, he was the noble son of viscount coconut rizzler of baby gronk nesquick, heir to the gaper bingzoid fortune, whereas i was just a mere e-clown scullion maid puppygf, hardly fit for even an ohio from someone of his sigmoid standing…”