tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

any of you get dejaboob

hewwo every pony bazinga

@googleballs.com google DodgeBall (2004)s

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

super cat planet's jungle puts my engine at its knees, when it first loads i get a proper 0.1s hitch i could probably "easily" preload the level, but i'm not satisfied with the idea that i'm sidestepping another performance issue

lowkey wanna have several running physics/game worlds to support multiplayer

trying to figure out how pistons are defined in super cat planet they are seemingly always defined at full length, but it's possible for them to initialize with different lengths

i am a machine that turns f4m mommy roleplay into Traceback (most recent call last)

we dug dee!

i'm very very curious as to why Google decided not to roll out AI Mode in France. we are deliberately forbidden from having it and i think that's just swell

Mancubus has a terrifying secret

“You block me= I win,” I cackle triumphantly as my ex-wife signs the papers for my restraining order

We're excited to confirm the announcement of The Outer Worlds 2 at the #TheGameAwards tonight!

b-bones in the hall of the penis king

i'm starting to sense tropes in my own music that i reuse

if you can't have me at my deranged musings then you can't have me at my Walkin' Thru Circles (Thump Mix) www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRh4...

wouldn't it be very bad if the signifier effectively supplants the signified haha the internet

that's right my precious plum, since 2018 i made all my tracks with Suno

lua putting defined variables in the global scope as default is a special kind of cruelty 🥲

officially tired of LLMs; as someone who sincerely tried to use them, they make basic mistakes humans don't, and invent facts and analyses confidently it shouldn't be surprising given these systems are not created to be accurate, just to output smth that roughly follows the training distribution

i want to like nimlang so bad, but the elitism around it is incredibly stupid

writing a link scraper (for good honest musicbrainz purposes)

clicking the "about" button on a twitch channel causes the twitch webapp to also send, uh, the size of your browser window. for some reason

Logitech G502 High Performance Gaming cigaretes

ai is like asbestos "wow there's so much! and it's solving so many problems!!! what do you mean mesothelioma"