I might start dressing like both of these guys.

Democratic Senators praising their friend across the aisle Lindsey Graham, pretending Mike Lee doesn’t already have draft tweets for every one of them, calling them all pedo traitors

This is now an anyone-but-Argentina account.

I’ve been saying this for years. I’ve felt like a lone voice in the wilderness. Thank you, @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social for making me feel less insane.

A million times this.

Geez, a whole lotta people on the timeline wishing every bad things for a Belgian five-year-old who committed the mortal sin of being sad on camera.

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The same people who are eager to cast Jesus in their own, in this case homoerotic, image will go full Savanarola whenever they see an Indigenous depiction of the Holy Famiiy.

Haven’t been sniped like this since someone said Radiohead makes music for guys who slide down a wall after breakups.

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

Pretty.

MAGA as a Confederate restoration project, part 1,039,948.

Maybe next time when you find out a guy has a Nazi tattoo consider if he might be bad in other ways.

This is a pretty amazing clip, especially in light of the right wing’s / media’s years-long fainting spell over Hunter Biden’s fake job with a Ukrainian gas company.

It will be hilarious if L’affaire Balogun gets this buffoon tossed.

I don’t think "Dem HR ladies" is labor coded or working class aligned. It comes from the same place everything that is terrible in the last two years has come from. The backlash to the Me Too and Black Lives Matter movements.

The notion that Balogun should have voluntarily sat out of the game yesterday is insane and it’s kind of astonishing to see so many people saying it.

It’s kind of astonishing to witness a professional legal correspondent hear fairly common criticism of John Roberts for the first time. Like… have you really never heard that before? Isn’t this your job? How have I - a certified Just A Guy - heard this but you haven’t?

WE’RE ON TO THE 2027 WOMENS WORLD CUP

This is now a Norway fan account.

And that, friends, is what a real straight red looks like.

So I’m at the park, doing my daily run. Jog, really, because I’m old now. I’m going slow. Minding my own business. And this guy, who admittedly looked older than me, passes me while giving me a kind of “Come on / let’s go / keep up with me” wave. I’m like, “That was weird.” But I ignored him…

calling to do corruption on behalf of somebody they don't believe should be a citizen of the United States

Zelenskyy: “Every pure heart in the world expects only one thing from Ukraine: that we defeat this Russian scum. “And we certainly will. We will defend our state.”

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

We are governed by the dumbest, pettiest people alive.

Very cool to see this brave cop picking a fight with members of the Egyptian national team staff during an autograph session for fans.

College football: I don’t know, that guy hasn’t coached in this conference, do you think he’ll really be able to bridge the cultural gap between being from Michigan but coaching in Georgia? international soccer: here is your new coach, he does not speak your language, it’s fine

Looking at this and thinking about the time a bigger account tried to get their followers to dogpile me because I apparently made too many connections between conservative-coded pop culture and the Civil War. Anyway… MAGA as a Confederate Restorationist project, part 1,093,038.

Congrats to England! You can claim your reward here. At night. At 7200 feet above sea level.

“If the person is a real girl or otherwise lawfully in the game, that individual will be free to go after the brief genital check." Justice Kavanaugh, probably

"DiD yOu kNoW hE dOeSn'T tAkE a SaLaRy?"

I will bet Eric & Don Jr’s financial stake in a Kazakh tungsten mine that the mouth-breathing ICE agents saw Sister Letty’s habit and assumed she was Muslim.

RAISE THE TRIUMPHAL CAP!

if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team

She called it five months ago.

Can’t wait for England v Panama to take una pausa de hidratacion. In 72-degree weather. In the rain.

I know there’s a lot that’s going on in the world but it’s crazy that I can get on a plane in Istanbul and it can carry me all the way home without stopping.

The idea that a British citizen would deliberately choose to have a baby here because the United States of America is "the most benevolent nation in the world" with the best "social welfare system" is stupid even by the incredibly low standards of Mike Johnson.

"I went cap in hand to a foreign leader and begged for charity" is one hell of a boast for a US president to make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Second game in a row where the USMNT had a clear plan and it worked. Never seen that before in my life.

Money (via Orban’s lot?) dried up, has it?

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right.

Such poverty culture. Sad that none of them grew up with fathers to teach them right and wrong.

Congrats to Walt “Clyde” Frazier, who I had head of before but I didn’t really know about until I read excerpts from his 1974 book in an issue of Grand Royal magazine my roommate in college had.

That’s more goals than the USMNT scored in the entire World Cup four years ago.

This USMNT setup appears to be “Let Weston Do Awesome Shit” and I’m absolutely here for it.

Zlatan telling Alexi Lalas “you don’t belong here” to his face is food for my soul.