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Where’s my tariff refund for all the inflated prices I paid?

All this fuss with safety seals on everything since the Tylenol death and Oreos just come in a peel open bag you can open and close with ease. No safety.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

I think Congress needs to enact a law that causes the president to be immediately removed from office if they create an EO or otherwise do something unconstitutional a certain number of times. They can test the limits for sure, but if they lose X times, they are out.

So now no one will stand in the way of aiding Ukraine

First box of plans and blueprints headed to the Bishop Museum.

A normal president checks to see if something is legal and constitutional before they do it rather than wasting money and resources defending illegal and unconstitutional actions. But he spends our money with wild abandon.

You probably need this homage to Donn’s mascot cannibal. Www.Donn-Beach.com

If birthright citizenship is ended, we all gotta go except the native Americans right?

Tiki-a-Go-Go highlights: Author @swankpad.bsky.social made a splash with the new biography of Tiki bar pioneer Donn Beach, two exclusive cocktail syrups, and two entertaining symposiums. Get the book at Donn-Beach.com and check out our preview at AtomicGrog.com. #tikiagogo #donthebeachcomber

I had a friend in high school named Bruce Licious and need to look him up and see if he has kids named Dee or Bubba.

So we are at war with Iran. And Israel is also at war with Iran. But they are not coordinating with us. So even if we want to stop, they can keep going and we have no control and are drawn back in. So we are Israel’s puppet.

My very old printer needed ink. Not available off the shelf any longer. A brand new printer with ink was less than just a black ink cartridge. And the same is true for the new printer…

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HBD Donn. Pre-order the book at www.Donn-Beach.com

Mugs now available exclusively on my site: www.Donn-Beach.com/shop/

Ooop!

Mugs are back as add-ons to the Kickstarter.

This is what Trump learned from Putin. Take out the leader first. If Putin had taken or killed Zelinski he might have won easily.

I have twice checked Nashville VRBO to rent a 2BR place that's pet friendly for the next entire month. The results were near 300. 300 pet-friendly places with no bookings for the entire month. That is a sure sign of a problem. Been this way for 6 months or more.

Cory Starr - How has Don the Beachcomber affected you?

Many say Trump is on death’s door. You thought there was hell when Kirk died? Wait for the celebrations when Trump dies! The dichotomy of the nation will be stark! It will be ugly.

Kickstarter coming January 12th. www.kickstarter.com/projects/kor...

Kickstarter January 12th

Stranger Things: Just destroy the matter creating the worm hole and forget the dozen kids.

james cameron every few years

Don Beach, perhaps America's greatest mixologist, and a life of legend. Kickstarter coming soon. www.kickstarter.com/projects/kor...

I coined the term "The Godfather of Tiki" in my first book. I didn't call Donn the "Father of Tiki." Others brought the Tiki into the iconography, but those people owed their existence to Donn, especially Steve Crane, who many credit for the first use of the Tiki in graphics.

Kickstarter begins January 12th.

Am I the only one annoyed that whether I drop a 2kb file or 10 gigabyte files into the recycle bin, it gets completely full?

New to my collection

Kickstarter coming in January.

Oh the speech to text…

Join me in Orlando for a deeper dive into the life of Donn Beach: Man, Myth, Legend. Tiki-a-go-go

It was only a matter of time…

The Cyber Truck is to trucks as Cyber Sex is to sex. It’s not a truck, but if you’re into that kind of thing it can get you excited, but not satisfied. #CyberTruck

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

"Divorced by the Mob" starring Donn Beach, Sunny Sund, Hugh Gantt andd introducing Trader Vic. Come hear the whole story at my seminar during Nor'easter Island February 5th weekend. #LobbyCard

Cocktail Alchemist Donn Beach

A great review of the film:

Where are the images of a wet Chewbacca? Come on AI. I bet he’s a silly skinny weasel under that fur.

I was way too many seasons into Drag Race before I realized what Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent spelled out… #RuPaulsDragRage

Making Rumaki for the first time. Chicken livers…

They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.

Arch support is a scam. You knee/hip/back/whatever problems are not actually feet problems. They are preying on desperate people. It’s a scam.

@tacobell.bsky.social charges 70 cents for extra sauce on a $6 chicken quesadilla? WTF? Meanwhile there are 300 sauce packets in the lobby. @sonicdrive-in.bsky.social charges 10 cents for Groovey sauce when you order Groovey fries? Terrible business.

If SCOTUS says the tariffs are illegal, they can’t be given back. Walmart may have paid $25 more per TV and want that back, but they already charged me $25 more for that TV and I want that back too.