Sounds about right for Fairlane.

Parrot problems...another year without a Christmas tree. 🎄🦜

'Slender Man' attacker Morgan Geyser found a day after cutting off her monitoring bracelet and disappearing from a group home. https://cnn.it/4phbDSR

Who wants to put gas in my car?!? It's cold out there!

If we all just take the day off...what are they gonna do?!?

My brain and body are too broken for only 2 days off per month. 😔

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Basically

If you can’t handle me at my “riddled with stress and anxiety,” you don’t deserve me at my “slightly less riddled with stress and anxiety.”

So....my insurance will go up from $600 to $704 a month. For 1 person. No financial help. Just all me. I can't do that. I'll need a newer car next year, too, before this one completely dies on me. I have a fucking brain tumor...I have to have insurance! 😔

9 year old me thought this was like so totally cool. 😊 youtube.com/watch?v=AH5t...

I left the apartment once today to go pick up my anxiety meds. That was enough.

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I've been awake since 2, but I don't have to get out of bed this morning. This is amazing. 😊☕️

I don't trust any of it.

I was just counting, and I’m up to 492 reasons to invoke the 25th Amendment and 947 reasons for impeachment. Approximately.

🙄🖕

A poem: First came autism. Then came vaccines. Shut your stupid mouth.

We don’t return to normal without the abolishment of the GOP.

Today should go down in history as the day a sitting President of the United States made death threats against sitting members of Congress. Are we great yet?

9 hours! Have I mentioned lately that the gifs here suck?!?

When the President of the United States starts calling for lawmakers to be killed, he definitely needs to be REMOVED IMMEDIATELY!

Friday!! And I have the whole weekend off!!

I'm usually so sad during the holidays, but this year I've started listening to Christmas music again. Shhh...don't tell anybody. 🤫🎄

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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

Stop the slop.

made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

The Republicans in my city are fighting with each other about chickens. Yep, chickens. 🙄

Just sitting here daydreaming about eating potatoes.

I keep seeing someone post songs that I love and I was going to follow, but they also post a ton of AI "art" Booooo 😊

Soooo tired. 😴

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I can make it to the weekend. I can do this...

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.

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My blood pressure needs me to stop paying attention to things the orange asshole says.

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Long story short. I'm not feeling well, and I need $3 million.

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I'm working all weekend, but my boss sent me money for coffee/breakfast. 😊☕️

My body and I are fighting again

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