What if Kubecon was not ONE conference but TWO conferences? Enjoy :) www.distributedthoughts.org/while-everyo...

It's a bummer that we had this idea five years ago with the sameproject.ml but i'm VERY happy it exists in the world! Really! thenewstack.io/jupyter-depl...

When you have a kid and they are more legit than you, there is no greater feeling

I just lost the game

These people who say Tesla will have the largest GPU fleet in the world - am I crazy or does that not help at all? Like you can’t use geographically separated GPUs for pre/post training or inference (unless I’m badly mistaken), what are they good for?

“Like Mexican street corn and cornbread had a baby” I think I just blacked out

Just crazy. Hard to imagine a guy more instrumental to a team. Literally the most valuable player.

Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton… Seriously, if so, IDGAF. Jail them all.

Real

i love it when right-winger's say "oh yeah, what if we investigated YOUR folks??" YES FUCKING INVESTIGATE ALL OF THEM. JAIL ALL OF THEM.

My most woke opinion is that every billionaire is a policy failure and losing the ones who say “well fine if you tax me at 99% above $1B I’ll just quit working” would actually be a good thing. Either they work for free because they love it, or they make space for other people.

"SHIFT-LEFT!!!!" is something that people say when they're trying to be thought-leader-y. In this case, they're right. www.distributedthoughts.org/shift-left-d...

The Popeyes chicken sandwich is so much better than the chick-fil-a one I cannot believe that the latter even gets to call itself “chicken sandwich”

good case for this being the most annoying warning in all of computers

I know you think the Epstein files are shocking but I promise you they are nothing compared to what Sacks and Thiel and JD Vance are exchanging in a private signal chat rn

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

OH at 1:37 am: “ok i have to go i have to start my #KubeCon slides”

It’ll never ever happen but signal/whatsapp/bsky/linkedin/iMessage dm unification would be a bigger productivity unlock than AI

Hi Everyone! Took a TEENY break from blogging, and we're back! A bit of a history of Expanso, our philosophy, and what we see next :) www.expanso.io/blog/2025-00...

Babe wake up new cuck chair just dropped

I'll give you an extra one for free! "Sich durchwursteln" (to sausage oneself through something) Basically, if you need to do something and it's messy and complex and hard, but you get yourself through regardless, that's "sich durchwursteln"

This seems like good news... www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Maybe I should move to Germany. I really do need more sausage metaphors in my life.

I (along with many others) was there!

“Heat pumps are superior in efficiency to condensing boilers, even if the heat pumps are powered by electricity from a power station burning natural gas.” Not me saying that but the late Prof Sir David MacKay. More in my @carbonbrief.org article 👇 interactive.carbonbrief.org/factcheck/he...

lol if anyone tells you Atlanta is in a southern state and you don’t need to worry about being cold DO NOT BELIEVE THEM

In which i compliment the Pandas, Dask/Spark, and Arrow communities a lot! And suggest we're missing something that is already here :) (Summary of my talk at Pydata!) www.distributedthoughts.org/from-pandas-...

I get a lot of sms spam and never respond but this one is outstanding

No safe harbor

Man I think YouTube is winning this one

Spoke too soon - taking off! Let’s see if we can land now

Finally I get some news coverage relevant to me (been on the runway for 1 hour)

Speilt keine rolle means “doesn’t matter” (colloquial in German. But literally it means “plays no role” like an actor. A) amazingly brutal thing to say about someone B) they were first to calling people NPCs!

Genuinely insane form of govt. what the fuck. (things said on the way to a 520am flight because my regular flight was cancelled)

flight cancelled, scrambling to rebook. solidaity with the ATCs. i'd rather this than giving in. #kubecon

Nazi imagery is bad, especially in Jewish spaces, and elected officials condemning it is good

I continue to just be mouth a gate, shocked at how badly Google slides and Microsoft PowerPoint are fumbling their opportunity right now. I have no idea what you’re working on, but I guarantee it’s the wrong thing.

Govt: Can we collect taxes to feed starving children? MAGA: Fuck no! Govt: Can we tax you for freely deciding to not have a partner? MAGA: Sign me up!

Man he is so so good

Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH! Wizard: what's wrong? Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions. Wizard: it doesn't...have...any? Warlock: what sorcery is this. Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

I’m not fan of the guy, but I actually like this. Set a big goal that helps your company, hit it, get paid. Fall even one number short? Nothing.

If you've ever asked "What the hell is a weight?" (in the context of machine learning, how the hell would i know why else you would ask that question), I have a blog post for you! www.distributedthoughts.org/you-cant-unb... BONUS: i explain why "true privacy" in models is BASICALLY impossible.

my talk from Halloween is up! "How We're Still Makeing the Same ML Mistakes from TEN YEARS AGO." :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAuD...

I love these mushrooms sm 🍄

Wait you can do this??

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now