testament to my shameful housekeeping over the last month: a spider has built her web -ON MY HOOVER- >.>''

there's really two types of SFF. (1) People go to a place and fuck it up (2) People stay in a fucked-up place and fuck each other up

talk that shit, king

Brainwormed myself puzzling about this but, real talk? We're living in the apocalypse, he should make a Homestuck live action movie and really drown the ceremony of innocence

"Verify your age" I once bricked a PC because I put one of those spinning hologram disk thingies into its 5.25" floppy disk drive, pretending it was a CD drive instead

mare-xism

hey hi enjoy my isekai reviews. thanks.

I remain undefeated in complicated board games I have played exactly once at board game fests BC they're the only place I get the chance to learn complex board games

tgif! wrath month continues on your favorite polycule-approved, pvp-enabled isekai review show! this week's show is isekai office worker: the other world's books depend on the bean counter, and it's just kinda toxic, sadly. watch me get a sick parry on this infernodile at 0:55 in the b-roll tho

No word of a lie, I got this email from my isp THIS MORNING

Fuckin' internet outage that's an engineer-visit-requiring fault late on a Friday afternoon so I'm going to be without internet all weekend x.x

what a day for rain... youtu.be/sH8oSVs_spg?... rip to bonnie tyler, deep-fry a vocal in her honour today

fantasy equivalent of Chernobyl (2019); the rank-and-file orcs tending the demon lord's infernal forges live through and then struggle to understand a disastrous malfunction, while trying to avoid being scapegoated by their managers

.....oh yeah the sound effects are a little loud, I should fix that

I think my copy of s3&K in sonic origins is a little off

Finally got access to my PayPal again, deadname but hey fuck it. So yea anyway broke, homeless, trans woman in need of help staying fed and in her motel, any help is appreciated keeping me alive while I sort my shit. www.paypal.me/secretvault

I am still about $530 short to get current on rent. I am down to no groceries except oatmeal and have a $130 bill coming out of my account at midnight links to support: linktr.ee/roebeanstalk Anything at all is appreciated, I am damn grateful for everyone that has helped me stay mostly afloat. 💚

Happy Saturday! Did you miss our seasonal changeover livestream last weekend? The VOD is now available on YouTube and Libsyn!

I don't give a shit about the "holiday" the only 4th I care about is the fourth girlfriend I don't yet have so help a stupid harem protagonist out and share my content

tgif! it's the start of wrath month for your favorite polycule-approved, pvp-enabled isekai review show! I'm gonna spend july's fridays being irritated at some bad series to get it out of my system and also get them out of the list of potential topics!

@rangedtouch.bsky.social not quiiiiiiite what you were talking about wrt a 'fantasy world does soft power through sport' story (and, as Austin joked, it is on Royal Road), but I wrote a book about formula 1 if they rode dragons instead of driving cars: www.royalroad.com/fiction/8645...

Resonance of Fate's weapon customisation. To be clear: this screenshot is not an inventory-packing minigame. That's an actual weapon build that you can put together in game.

it's -really- funny

Doing #research

AI speculative futurists spent so long worrying about what a hypercompetent AI might do to us, they completely forgot to think about what might happen if it was as crap as the rest of software

good news everyone, ted is finally on bluesky bad news everyone, ted- you get the idea

speaking of my wife, quoth her: "date my wife, it'd be funny" so here's my project to... put more pings on her rom-com radar

I do nothing but root for and support you

Game over. It will NEVER get better than this. #WorldBollardAssociation

We are... live! A couple minutes of waiting music, and then @eatthepen.bsky.social and I will be chatting about anime! Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/etcetega

Anime is over, it's time for anime! Seasonal livestream starting right about nowish!

IN! LIKE. THREE HOURS! IT WILL BE TIME! @eatthepen.bsky.social and I are going to go over the anime we watched this past anime season and rank 'em, and then we're gonna go over the listings for the upcoming season! Be there if you want to be informed of anime shenanigans! www.twitch.tv/etcetega

Today! 8ish BST, 3PM Eastern, noon Pacific! I have heard there is Some Wild Nonsense coming up in the summer season, but I have no idea what, and you get to hear me live react to every single pitch.

[gesturing at my pile of bruised and moaning girlflesh] join the only ethically defensible sub stack!

this is tomorrow and I'm so excited :3

reminder that tomorrow at noonish pacific I'm doing a stream with @eatthepen.bsky.social to look back on this past anime season and look forward to the next!

tgif! another friday, another episode of your favorite polycule-approved, pvp-enabled isekai review show! this time we dip our toes into the villainess subgenre with the dark history of the reincarnated villainess!

a reminder to those not in our discord server that we're doing our anime season changeover stream on sunday! anime's almost done, so it's time for anime to start!

It's time for another episode of So We're Watching That, Right?! The new ep is now available on YouTube and Libsyn! We chat about the approaching end of the season and the indignities Becky suffered on her birthday.

literally watergate

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

hiiii y'all it's time for you to remember my review about the show about the three great sins of modernity: guns, capitalism, and mayonnaise

what do you MEAN there's a FromSoft-developed mech-piloting game that has a Eureka 7 crossover??

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said *bay*smell. We don't have a boy tree, unfortunately

Absolutely incredible juxtaposition of starmer's resignation and the issuing of red heat warnings for the south east like damn, yeah, sure does look uncomfortably hot in red rn

There should be a movie called “all cats are big now” where all cats are suddenly 10 feet tall and hunting their owners and Patrick Wilson is a scientist looking at a screen and it shows a graph of cats being small and then big with an arrow pointing at big and he takes off his glasses dramatically

[turns the cuck chair around and sits in it like someone trying to be relatable to the youth] you know who else was penetrated by someone other than their partner? that's right, jesus