Lol I do not respect you, I do not think your platform is worth engaging with, I will not gift you content by "debating" you, I wonder if you have anyone in your life telling you there are other ways to make money, and also YA BLOCKED.

Literally the ONLY aestethic decision this man ever makes is whether to wear a red or a blue tie, it does not have anything to do with anything else he is wearing, doing, or caring about. It keeps me up at night. He must have a closet full of 300 identical red and blue ties, all 6 feet long.

Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent. Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...

@davidjroth.bsky.social has broken the algorithm.

Every square centimeter of UK real estate has been fought over for 2000 years, if this can just slip under the radar over there until now maybe we have a little more leeway than we thought

Congrats. Now Zohran's record is he's a Trump stooge and everyone who voted for him was an idiot. Is this TRUE? Not even a little bit but this is why you don't go bend the knee with no price to extract.

Zohran is 1000x the better chess player but at the same time...you have to come out of this with something more than just Trump looking kind of dumb. Otherwise the Oval Office pic is the whole record

The sheer amount of plastic surgery Olivia Nuzzi has had before her 33rd birthday should say everything you need to know. This isn't some pubescent nose job. She seems to want to look like the weird 60 year old Stepford wives of the men she covers

This was a joke, but if there's a sudden surge of stories Monday morning about sports teams sending the pope jerseys I want to be on the record as having called that shit.

Imagining every GM of every pro team in the world suddenly doing moneyball on if they're the team that DOESN'T give a jersey to the Bishop of Rome...

"Before you say something you regret, Senator, could you please recite the exact language of the Georgia statute on age of consent lest you make yourself a FOOL by accusing me of grooming my 17 year old wife?"

"Well, if you would refer to the nautical charts we provided as Exhibit A you will clearly see that maritime law would allow me to have sex with a 6,500 day old person provided we were north of the Tropic of Cancer and, uh....so can I go?"

This new line they're soft testing that if the underage girls were "prostitutes" it doesn't count because they ensnared them is perhaps even grosser than just saying "I should get to do whatever I want"

Normally I would assume this is just playing to Trump's famous dislike of beards (already very weird) but he seems to have let that go in recent years so this really is just Pete having some kind of pathological issue with beards.

Like, it's INTENTIONALLY a dumb 90's genre movie, right? And so it has all the double and triple crosses and the corny aw shucks backstory and the brief soft core porn. And also for a good while it feels shot purposefully bad? Like sitcom level bad?

Wait, so is Caught Stealing a diss track against, like, Brett Ratner? It feels like Aronofsky settling a bet but I can't tell if he won or lost.

"AFFORDABILITY is a Republican Stronghold" Man, Stephen Miller is straight up gunning to out-do Goebbels AND Kissinger in a speed run

These octagenarians being SO FUCKING SCARED of young people taking their jobs when they should literally be sitting in a rocking chair eating pudding enjoying their last hours on this earth is just baffling. You can not possibly be enjoying this and you don't have to do it anymore!

If I a had any ambitions of winning office as a Democrat in the next 5 years I would be Fury Roading it to be seen on stage with Mamdani tonight.

I thought I had seen a LOT of racism in my life. But the Mamdani stuff is so over the top. They seriously think a muslim mayor will day 1 instigate a jihad in like South Williamsburg?

The National Day of Mourning for establishment democrats tomorrow is going to be intense. So many opeds to write for the WSJ and WaPo. So many talking heads spots to fill on Fox & Friends bemoaning the fall of the republic. Say a prayer for congressional staffers.

So there are a lot of motivated sellers on the UES right now or was that all predictably utter bullshit?

Make it an annual holiday in NYC. Shit on Cuomo Day. Every year the whole city comes out and evacuates their bowels on an effigy of Andrew Cuomo. Or the actual Andrew Cuomo if schedules permit!

Thank God Andrew Cuomo is finally free to pursue the 2028 Presidential nomination.

Once and for all, fuck off: Frankenstein is the monster. The culture has spoken for like 100 years. It's done. Shut the fuck up, nerd. "Well actually..." SHUT UP.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Meta stock down about 20% in the last quarter

Oh damn, Liz Cheney's dad died? What did he do for work?

It was obviously always bullshit but here it is laid out for all of those diner-going NYT interviewees. You were either too dumb to know this is what they always wanted to do or you secretly hoped they would while you acted "disappointed."

Like I'm sure someone was the first to do it, but how can you "invent" freezing a burrito?

I bet if we keep putting this random minor league butterball up against the best team in the league he will execute consistently over and over again until we win the World Series.

It's almost like your entire season relying on some no name dude you paid $6000 for when you're playing against the Los Angeles Dodgers is not a sustainable gsmeplan

If you're gonna broadcast you arrested an Antifa "officer" why such low stakes?

It's not that it's unfair to have Ohtani, it's that the league let them defer 99% of his salary until after he's retired so they never again have a salary issue.

Isn't the fact that he thinks the dementia test is an IQ test conclusive evidence that he 100% has dementia? Any brain doctors care to weigh in on this?

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What's his secret?

This is what all those MAGA dudes in camo gear and lifted trucks wanted, right? A giant queen whose "main priority" is a tacky gilded ballroom for him to blast showtunes in?

You can sort of thinking of having a robot as, roughly, like these fictitious examples of people having robots. Only a genius like me could come up with that dense of a metaphor.

This guy gets elected in one of the safest and non-consequential districts in the country and they make him leader because he has like what they think is a hip hop thing and that is ALL you need to know about the Democratic Party

Look, you can shit post on reddit for a decade OR you can get a nazi tattoo but you can't do both and then run for THE FUCKING US SENATE and act indignant when people call out the confluence of the two. It's an exclusive club, my guy. I don't know what you thought you were walking into.

The weirdest thing is just showing off your nazi tattoo at your brother's wedding as part of a bit. That ALMOST makes me believe his story. Not really though. Easier to believe the whole family are nazis.

Let he who has not had a nazi tattoo for the past 20 years and not done anything about it until it came out on social media cast the first stone.

Toronto is a lovely city with nice people and tons of great restaurants but I can't deal with how they pronounce it "Torono" like they're from the Bronx or some shit

Everyone my age acts like The Locust didn't happen and that is unforgiveable. Own your part in that dark chapter of our national history.

What sucks is for all the very good jokes this guy is probably some ultra right-wing eurocentrist instigator

My name? Thomas Crown. I'll just be moving along now if you don't mind

This guy flew to Denver to get owned like this, went to the emergency room to get stitched up, and then watched the Giants blow a 32 point 4th quarter lead. Thousands of dollars. And he gets to go home to north Jersey. Karma is real and it is a bitch.

It's weird enough that you make your political opposition "anti fascism" just begging the question. But then to respond to No Kings (I think this is corny but whatever) with "Actually I am the King and I will shit on you for not recognizing me as the King" is balls out insane

When I swore a blood oath to Antifa I didn't think there would be any repercussions.