Lewis Miley goals this season 3 Alex Isak goals this season 2 #nufc

Barnes has wasted so many good positional set-ups tonight. #nufc

Oh how have I missed those long diagonals from Fabs. I had forgotten what a thing of beauty they are, it's been so long. #nufc

I'd be taking Barnes off and giving Wissa a go but what do I know eh #nufc

Rumour has it that Arne Slot told Mo Salah before the game that he will be replacing him with Jacob Murphy in January. #itk #nufc

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We're finishing 8th in May, aren't we 😀 #NUFC

Slightly different type of players, only slightly, but Lewis Miley is better than Elliot Anderson at the same age. Elliot is more aggressive but Miley has a better tactical brain #NUFC

Miley today, really, really mature performance. #nufc

Think Everton will have to call their new ground the Hall-BigNick Stadium from now on #nufc

Woltemade should have stood with his hands on his hips for that goal 😀 #nufc

Lewis Miley - Vorsprung Durch Technik #nufc

Lewis Miley - Vorsprung Durch Technik #nufc

Having been proudly banned by twitter 💅 in 2018 for inciting civil war during the 1st Trump term and baiting Brexit wankers, I can attest it's difficult to get back on unless you change your devices and wifi supplier etc

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Gianluigi Donnarumma, widely regarded as the world’s top goalkeeper, must really dislike SJP. Played 2, lost 2 Goals conceded: 6 #nufc

And also Wissa or any orthodox No.9 really will make a huge difference. Just having a standard formation will stretch defences and let the BFG bloom in his natural position

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So no different from now really 😀

Farage is going to see that 10 year sentence, get the yips, and flee to the US. Because he's had enough of "British Democracy" or some other shite. #NathanGill #Farage

Nick Woltemade has now scored 14 goals for club and country since Alexander Isak last scored in the Premier League

#NUFC Is it just me who thinks Anthony Gordon has turned into Miggy Almiron

Bilbao fans enjoying the Bigg Market tonight! #nufc

#nufc Craig Hope hyping up Osula to start live on Look North. He's benched 😀😀😀

#nufc Just seen the winning goal on MOTD. Tonali is amazing. He nudged the defender off the ball with such subtlety so that Bruno had an extra half a second to place it ✅ He also did the same thing during the PSG win. Such a clever, clever footballing brain.

That Bruno pass 💅 #nufc

It's no surprise that we keep losing possession and Tonali isn't on the pitch #nufc

🇬🇧 Premier League : Strikers ↑ Goal conversion % → Pass completion % Plot more 👉 datamb.football

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Elliot Anderson after hanging out with the London players for 2 days. #NUFC

Stolen from Threads - Isak is the best Swedish Attacker to play for Liverpool since Stan Collymore #NUFC #LFC

Godspeed Interim Merlin. It's been a blast. 🫡 #nufc

@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social I don't know why I'm tagging you because you won't be as interested in the mysterious 'Interim Merlin' as I am 😀 But... On a day when he should be retreating he is actually doubling-down and he has updated his bio to strongly hint he is ex-PIF 😀 #bollocks

#NUFC is currently a live version of Succession. Yasir is Logan Roy, Eddie is Kendall, Jamie Reuben is 100% the playboy Roman. 😀 Amanda and Mehrdad are Shiv and Big Tom Wambsgans, currently out of the loop, but may return for Season 2 😀 #Succession

Think after Fabs and Big Joe double-up on Ekitike in the first twenty minutes on Monday the Scousers are going to have to find that extra £40m #nufc

Both Craig Hope and Luke Edwards saying the club are adamant he's not for sale. Good. I hope the management are in close contact with senior players about how they handle the situation and I imagine Bruno et al have said - Fuck Him. Make him pay. Make him small.

I know it's fairly obvious but Bruno G calling Isak all the cunts behind closed doors is another reason why HE is the legend at this club #NUFC

Pretend the Isak situation hasn't happened and he's a happy bunny with ambition and we sign Ramsdale, Thiaw, Ramsey, Elanga and Wissa. It's our best window by far #NUFC

#NUFC sign Ramsdale on loan. He is better than Pickford, better than Trafford is right now, and we also have Pope. So Newcastle have 2 of the 4 best English keepers. England and Champions League experience for £4m. Worked with EH at Bournemouth. What's not to like?

It's all too easy. Tell Liverpool that we are willing to talk, ask them to send some Reps to Austria, delay, delay, delay. Sign Hugo in the meantime. Tell them to go home. Job done. #nufc

If we sign Ekitike they had better use this banger for his unveiling video #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDUR...

Here's a link for his stats versus Saka. Looks good value. one-versus-one.com/en/compare-p... #nufc #elanga

Interesting stats comparison of Elanga versus Saka #nufc one-versus-one.com/en/compare-p...

Can't understand the grief for DCLewin on a free. He reminds me of Salomon Rondon who scored 11 in 32 games for us. Handy squad player. EH likes him. EH also liked McTominay and he was laughed at by some. #NUFC

#NUFC 3 games in six days showed on our older players. Wonder if Burnsie on the bird site is having his usual bi-polar episode 😀 3 home games to win and we are there.

#NUFC Does anyone on here know if there are prints available with Peter Drury's commentary - "At last, at long, long last" etc? I could see that between a Van Dyke head in hands on the left and Isak thumbing him on the right

#NUFC If the cup celebration is on the Town Moor, that can only mean one thing... Keegan descends from the sky in a helicopter. Has to happen.