Man City has such a poor, undeserving fan base. Booed their side off at HT and then by the time they had won the ground was three quarters empty. #MCIBRE

I remember smirking with glee at pundits declaring the death of the Conservative Party a few years ago. Little did I know they’d be supplanted by something far worse.

Osula, what did you just do?? #nufc

Watching Spurs is no longer a case of laughing at them. We need them to lose as we’re not yet safe from relegation. I can see us not getting another point this season. #NUFC

Dembele is even worse at staying onside than Papisse Cisse was.

Tonali’s price just went up! #nufc

MOTD punditry tonight was a complete Man City wank-fest. No discussion whatsoever of the contentious disallowed goal by BDB. #NUFC

Qarabag have returned some tickets for the tie at SJP (surprise, surprise!) and they’re now on sale to Mags/Mags+. Cheapest ticket for an adult is £70. Really?? Seems very steep for a dead rubber? #NUFC

If there's one way to celebrate Kevin Keegan that's exactly how to do it. Howay the lads! #nufc

Jesus! What a game! Nice to be on the winning side of a 4-3 thriller! Bruno, Miley and Joelinton were absolute giants! #nufc

This match has been a tickling contest between two poor teams, both as bad as each other. I’m sorry to say it, but pressure is now quite rightly building on the management at Newcastle. We’re too much of a pushover. #nufc

Murphy always messes up chances when he has time to think about it. #nufc

Deja-shit! #nufc

Bilbao fans enjoying the Bigg Market tonight! #nufc

I should be wanting Arsenal to beat Forest to enhance our chances of catching Forest, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. #nufc

Let’s make it happen! 👏

I love Chris Billam-Smith but he could fight Ramirez another 3-4 times and I couldn’t see him getting past Ramirez. He was outclassed. All the Toon squad there to see it too!