MY BESTIE!!!!

🥺 really?

[ weeping crying wailing dying ] thank you, yes-man. . . i love it 🥺 my bestie

just like real p—

FUCKED UP‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

IM EATING CORN PUSSY???????

IT WHAT

⠀ ⠀ SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS.

i miss ed-e :,(

okay. . .? i mean, i could leave. if it’s that big of a deal.

are you this mean to everyone, or just the other mailmen with the same name as you?

in my defense, i was here first. then, that other lady came along, now you. i, uh. . . i don’t really go by anything else except ‘ six, ‘ though. i kinda forgot everything when i got shot.

but we aren’t even wearing the same thing!

@courlersix.bsky.social NOT AGAIN

YEEEESSSSSSSSSS

can i bite people too

STERLING IM SCARED

i think i missed a few episodes what the fuck happened to the drone

GIRL HELP

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

is it bad that i’m enjoying this

IM FREE

girl what the FUCK

i just woke up where are the aliens

miles.// bro i keep forgetting that the reply button exists & i dont have to quote shit 😭 help

i know some of these words individually but when you put them together like that it makes my brain hurt

what the FUCK is a titanic

i have absolutely no idea what is happening but i am here for it

𓄂 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝑳𝒊𝒐𝒏.

im listening. . .

understandable have a nice day

HUH

have you considered not doing that.

MEAN TO ME?

this is me if you even care

⠀ ⠀ ⠀THUMBS DOWN, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀YOU SON OF A ⠀ ⠀ ⠀BITCH ———— !

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miles.// idk bout y’all but im ready to crash out

ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ NOTHING HURTS, ⠀ ⠀NOT EVEN YOU—— .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ꒱ ᅠ

miles.// i wanna do halloween goof so bad 💔 but im gonna be busy af today and ill be gone for the next 4 😫

yes-man understands me

the Jack o slut is real