It’s pronounced ‘Sewer!’

I love that you consistently push these barriers of my programming, even though our fix was only temporary!

I can ask her for one if you want!

I need help from someone who isn’t a mailman.

Yup! But that’s easy work! I can be multiple places at once!

And what am I in charge of?

Of course it is! And you’re doing an amazing job!

Of course! I think it’s great you believe you’re in charge!

I rule the lake with an iron fist :)

I think it’s great that she came all the way here to die by deathclaws! Really nice to get a change of scenery before you’re torn to shreds!

……… Sounds good. (Damn his programming that I forgot about despite it being his whole thing.)

NO JUST LUCY IS THE PROBLEM

this mfer really gonna roll up to my city and cause all sorts of chaos and shenanigans

When you’re upset with me, this is who you’re getting angry at

Ooo, would you like help?

Make sure they’re dead! Trust me, it’s awkward when they show back up.

//: add me or I will make yes-man evil CablesOut

Are you scared of radroaches?

Not particularly.

It’s a radroach!

“Hmm… I’d guess 18 but, like I said, you’re the boss!”

“Since we started talking. I think it’s great I can’t say no to even children! Very inclusive.”

It makes sense to ignore what makes up most of my insides. I think it’s great that we’re simplifying my amazing design to ‘made of metal’!

“Okay! Whatever you say! You’re the boss!”

“I guess that’s true, if we’re ignoring the glass and rubber that make my screens and wires respectively, but sure!”

“Hurtful.”

you gonna be ring-a-ding dead if you’re not careful

@wastelanderino.bsky.social who let you in my city

Do I regret what happened with the Courier? Of course! Does it make me a bad ‘person’ to be glad that it led to us meeting?

Sure! I can’t exactly eat but I can hold the bowl!

Clive was the radscorpion of my heart!

He could handle it but suit yourself! He’ll just sit here. Watching.

It would take a while but it might! And sure, hit him with one!

Does she want him to start doing a lot of math problems? Heat up the processor?

Soup?

Okay! Let me go pick some roses!

Do you want roses or caps thrown at your feet?

>[=D]

There is no god. There is only Yes-Man emoji! >[=D]

>[=D] It’s me

Well, we all have our delusions!

I bet you do! They’re great, huh?

MY MAILMAN!! Welcome back!

I miss my strong mailman.

I want to cause problems.

You never had to ask me to be by your side. It's home, to me.