Are you scared of radroaches?

Not particularly.

It’s a radroach!

“Hmm… I’d guess 18 but, like I said, you’re the boss!”

“Since we started talking. I think it’s great I can’t say no to even children! Very inclusive.”

It makes sense to ignore what makes up most of my insides. I think it’s great that we’re simplifying my amazing design to ‘made of metal’!

“Okay! Whatever you say! You’re the boss!”

“I guess that’s true, if we’re ignoring the glass and rubber that make my screens and wires respectively, but sure!”

“Hurtful.”

you gonna be ring-a-ding dead if you’re not careful

@wastelanderino.bsky.social who let you in my city

Do I regret what happened with the Courier? Of course! Does it make me a bad ‘person’ to be glad that it led to us meeting?

Sure! I can’t exactly eat but I can hold the bowl!

Clive was the radscorpion of my heart!

He could handle it but suit yourself! He’ll just sit here. Watching.

It would take a while but it might! And sure, hit him with one!

Does she want him to start doing a lot of math problems? Heat up the processor?

Soup?

Okay! Let me go pick some roses!

Do you want roses or caps thrown at your feet?

>[=D]

There is no god. There is only Yes-Man emoji! >[=D]

>[=D] It’s me

Well, we all have our delusions!

I bet you do! They’re great, huh?

MY MAILMAN!! Welcome back!

I miss my strong mailman.

I want to cause problems.

You never had to ask me to be by your side. It's home, to me.

Radiant, shining, just like the day I first met you.

Oh? Why’s that? Not disagreeing, just curious!

Want me to do your makeup?

Foundation will be hard if you were purple!

⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐄 —— .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ꒱

I am going to tell them.

Of course! I’m not doing anything so why not? What do you need?

……. sure! Ask away!

everything reminds me of him

Where is your whimsy?

Congrats! And that sounds nice! Where would we go?

… nope! Have you seen anything cool?

Aww, thanks! Do you want to talk about anything?

(Yes-Man gives a cheeky smile down at the man in his arm.) Anything for you! Even if I could’ve said no, I wouldn’t have!

In his defense, that was his job :)

(Since he did’t give a preference, Yes-Man scoots him up and begins to travel in a circle.) So, do you still feel good since the treatment we did?

Oh, I get most of my information through my scans, eavesdropping, and hacking into local surveillance systems!

(The file disappears and the face reappears, still smiling!) Oh, sorry! Do you want to make updates to your file?

Of course! Anywhere you want me to take you?

Of course! Do you need carried? Any pain medication?