Whenever I think we’ve hit rock-bottom stupidity, The Atlantic publishes and reveals new levels of inane horseshit.

Spiritual warfare is lighting a candle to burn down your hedge of protection

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

This is lots of fun to watch.

So excited for the answer to autism! Didn’t know autism was a question, but glorious leader will announce it tomorrow! Perhaps a sequel to autism? Perhaps a DLC? Yippee!

Poem: Android On my TV on my scope. On my fridge and on my boat. There’s no reason to despair, there’s WiFi signal in the air. Kotlin methods count your hair, Android’s running everywhere.

“I prefer [A] to [B] because [reason].” a few moments later “I haven’t really done [B]. I’m used to [A].” And thus [reason] was a sham all along.

Don’t fall for the matte screen-protector meme. In exchange for minor glare reduction, my tablet’s display is now shit. I can see the colors that the white is made of.

Teslas are always the worst drivers.

I HATE SWEETGUM I HATE SWEETGUM

LLVM is one of the greatest technological triumphs of our time.

I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was. I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one. Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

This concludes the Fuck Around portion of the exam. The Finding Out will commence after a five minute break.

It’s yuge. So big. Men and women tell me how beautiful it is.

when i was younger i could never understand how people enjoyed sports and would lose their shit and go apeshit when their favorite team did something crazy until i got into competitive super smash bros melee and then i immediately understood sports people

Community 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Auburn admissions appealing to pool-toy furries 👀

STOP SAYING AMPERAGE! JUST SAY CURRENT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"We tried calling him, but he’s unreachable... But… I’m hoping for a miracle..." Kyiv resident hopes for her dad to be found under the rubble of a residential building destroyed by a Russian strike. In Kyiv, it is already known about 139 injured.15 people were killed.

cooked a baking reaction image

my magnum opus

dog doodle from the other day it’s @ator.bsky.social

Pride month means I get to post the gay oscilloscope

snack for protogen friends

Listened to my favorite pieces bass boosted and it’s even better than the first time

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

github has an issue right now where tooltips are randomly popping up, intercepting all clicks and impossible to dismiss on pages and it's making my day a waking nightmare because github is also running super slow and pages are taking upwards of 10 seconds to refresh

@github.com has neglected wikis and all projects that depend on them for eight months. There is no sign of improvement. github.com/orgs/communi...

the secret is people who’d hurt other people en masse are largely so stupid they can’t imagine what it’d feel like on the other end or the long term consequences do y’all think hitler was smart? he was not smart. that’s my spoiler.

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WOLFWAGON

The Kaaba at home:

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