sorry we just found this stick we had to check it out

oops

i keep breaking my domain so now my username is normal 💔 anyways just got back from a 48 hour trip to japan where i covered 1500 miles by shinkansen and then immediately left hi

dude tried to say "can i borrow a hundred bucks rq" while lookin like at me like this

who was going to tell me about the croods 2 wolf spider family these are adorable and i want one

late bday gift for @mrchee.se !!

Customer: I LOVE THE CUTE BARKS AND CHIRP SOUNDS ANIMALS MAKE. DMV: YIFFY=SEXY OR HORNY (IN FURRY FANDOM) Verdict: DENIED

Greetings! Since I’m a historian of science, I thought my first post in this space should celebrate the cyanometer, the device Alexander von Humboldt (among others) used to determine just how blue any sky actually is

Another gum bichromate print from a photo by @polarrhoid.bsky.social, featuring @pararaccoon.bsky.social and @mortisjackrabbit.bsky.social

I don't not use mastodon because it's difficult to use, I don't use it often because everyone is smarter than me

#hourly #guara https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/manes/photo_412@02-09-2018_16-24-49.jpg

Just got my license to freak

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michael wave

When I like a mutual's NSFW selfie I mean it in the sense of like standing on the sidelines of the soccer game sternly clapping and saying good hustle good hustle

me when my name is michael and i wave hello to my friend

zoinked off that coco dope

#hourly #guara https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/manes/photo_78@22-05-2018_01-03-32.jpg

this bitch is going in the freezer i swear to god

Newsies that followed me: if you've seen me post a bunch of 'don't engage. Block and move on" posts, this is why. This is how blocking works here. It doesn't just hide an abuser's posts from you, it kills the whole chain. It basically cuts off trolls at the knees and cauterizes the wound. It's great

(it's my day of birth)

Bruh, my fat ass thought these puppies was some nice ass fried chicken. 😩😂👅👀🍗

kind of lazy cheese apologies

#hourly #chi https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/chi/4886711766_d258d37b19_c.jpg

i bought an Apple AirPort Extreme at a thrift store for $5 just to play with. it ended up being better than my existing access point and now i'm buying two more these things are actually fucking awesome

just got this bike rack for $6 thrifting isn't dead ❤️

i found it on the side of the road my car fought a big puddle one night and lost (i couldn't see it)

someone stole my front bumper last night how do these things happen to me

Why is an orange called an orange but an apple isn’t called a red???OHMYGOODNESS I can’t TAKE IT ANYMORRREEE🗿 eatin a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard ❌ eatin a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard ❌ eatin a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard ❌ eatin a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard ❌ eatin a burger 🍔 with no h

Any chance any moots want a 15$ USD bust/headshot? Ill take up to four for the time being! Itll be digitally done in flat colour on my tablet, trying to get a little extra funds together for ANW this weekend, turnaround would be from today to the weekend in chronological order!

it is 2014

steve iphones

#hourly #chi https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/chi/50646986478_60779ace0f_c.jpg

i'm alive

ninety five of them. save me.