Not many people can point back at 20+ years of screwing up at being in bands and have an artifact that clearly says “i peaked”, but I do and that is Urgency by Ben Franklin (2011)

I wonder if when Mars Volta were showing their friends and family new songs that they were writing if those people said stupid ass things like should this be more than one song or geez this is really long or when is something going to repeat?

anyone else with adhd ocd autism whatever abhor capitalization, not because of the effort but because of how *it looks*

me: spend hours raking leaves (two days pass) partner: don’t rake it’s bad for the environment

cracked an egg just now and 2 yolks came out i immediately ran to the window and started screaming about how it is against god and the mother hen should be punished

people one spectrum: communism - fascism another: democratic - authoritarian you can have all combinations of both horsehoe theory isnt real it’s a thing centrists made up to explain how everyone is bad but them

nobody: “” the french: le sounds like “luh” and les sounds like “lay”

abrahamism is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity

lookin forward to the countless bots trying to tell me that new deal = fascism

the day a socialist walked into the white house while congress was denouncing socialism and took a picture in front of the only socialist president

autism is mostly having an intense uncontrollable unidentifiable feeling about *something* but you’re unsure exactly what so you have to ride it out and think about what feeling it is and why, repeat 100x a day

interesting day to have your ideology, which doesn’t have any representation in government or resources or anything be denounced by your own govt in an official bill because we want to give people healthcare and stuff and somehow that’s worse than being a Nazi or murdering your political opponents

The amount of people who are racist just because they’re too scared to go to a city

headlines like “here is trump’s plan for ending war in the ukraine” are sort of like “here are my dad’s plans for the next season of Doctor Who”

somewhere in an alternate dimension there is a version of me that is a black sphere and all it does is go back-and-forth between Burger King saying “I’ll have a number one with cheese no onions small with a Coke”

What is with the negative connotations of “concept album”? I like it when things have concepts and thematic unity.

i wanna do zionism but for native americans leading them in an assault on their ancestral homelands of chicago and manhattan

the tyranny of mikey day continues in my home unabated i write this in hope of salvation from Is It Cake

hi there hi yes i represent the Opressor and i say that no you cannot use the Tools of the Oppressor to fight the Oppressor it isn’t fair waah waahh

Everyone enjoys when cloudflare or a similar service is down because they “can’t work” meanwhile I have 100s of process documents to write come help me you fucks

“The Fugazi” should be used like “The Force” but instead describing the DIY ethos eg. “The Fugazi surrounds and penetrates us. It binds the scene together.”

in a world of pigs be a wolf

adults without children treat their friends like children which explains drinking culture, disney adults, throwing big parties, taking them on vacation

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

everyone is crying about how a trump guy is now in charge of an… israeli spyware company, which is awful and shouldn’t exist in the first place, and we would all apparently be happier if it was run by someone nicer?

I spilled a coffee on the floor of a record shop and quietly said to myself “oh no i’m that guy” which i think softened the blow a little for the shopkeep that handed me paper towels with an eyeroll

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

kids of trauma: forever world champions of hide and seek

there was this guy i went to school with, Johnny, big fat dude, long blond hair, pasty skin, blew snot out of his nose one nostril at a time onto the ground and did not give a single fuck what others thought of him, i wonder where he is

ithaca is easily the worst western NY city

i mean i get it but I AM BOOTLICKER isn’t as cool as you think

the amount of people who spell SLIWA wrong with the L and I reversed is actually okay because there is camera footage of him murdering someone

i had a liberal or neoliberal i guess follow me for something i said that was not controversial and called me names in the replies to a more leftist take i had nice job keeping track there buddo

advice to autistic people from dumbass neurotypical people: “be yourself it’s great” as i’m fired from my job, lose friends, and have my family be confused and frustrated because i decided to be “authentic” rather than doing the effective thing which is to absorb damage and pretend like you are okay

this isn’t bragging, it’s terrifying at the sciencenter there is a scream booth, i peaked at 118db a lion’s roar is 114

every single time you get a corporate survey about a store or service location give it 5 stars because those things are sent by people looking to cut jobs and close shops

everything has to be everything eventually all intellectual property will merge into a single festering stadium sized flesh amoeba humanity feeds their credit balances as sacrifice

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

working on my dick cheney coded pro wrestling alter ego with a finisher named the Patriot Act that is me shooting my opponent im the face with a gun and making them apologize

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

my live reaction to nyc mayor results

they not like us

look out for a lot of fat turds with wrap around shades who have never been to the city talk about how it’s war now if i could only get my check from social security and the v.a. id shoot him etc no sense of irony

Would like to personally thank @apnews.com for their very autism friendly live feed on election night with slow and clear speaking broadcasters and a complete lack of exploding robot chyrons

JD Vance is so deep in the closet bitch fell into Narnia

real quick: it isn't about whether saturday was good or not. y'all showed up for each other and tried. now we gotta get to work. giving to independent abortion funds? supporting migrant defense? checking in on your neighbor? stocking food banks and community fridges? helping groups under siege?

I may not have had the makings of a varsity athlete but I can definitely outrun Cal Raleigh, and that is part of why baseball rules

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