Don’t mind me, just doing big girl things like purchasing a house 👀

Whoa so many homies!

Hello??

Are you planning on attending @defcon.bsky.social for the first time this year? Make sure you watch my latest video with @trshpuppy.bsky.social where we go over 10 Tips for DEF CON Newbies! youtu.be/bamz9Ozj6II

uhc.ceo this was absolutely worth ten bucks

I’ll throw in a discount for the house since it includes this abomination.

My Vietnamese partner and my Akita are sleeping on either side of me. Partner wakes up. I say “good morning.” He looks at our dog, then says “big Asian brothas gotta emulate each other,” and falls back asleep.

My boss just told me my utilization/ billable hours for the last 3 weeks is 137%

Fuck ya he was

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

how i went from being insanely skeptical of Effect to not wanting to build without it i had a lot of fun with this and it was completely improvised!

Today’s metrics: - 03:15 alarm - 1/2 Monster energy drink - 2 malicious servers - 3 malicious domains - 83 emails sent - 2 malicious file uploads - 15 vishing calls - 50 phishing link clicks - 0 creds (curse you SSO!)

As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...

I am unironically drowning in my own fabricated WordPress logs.

Then, her insurance carrier decided it would no longer cover the Verzenio, and paying $25,000/month out of pocket for the prescription wasn’t an option. She died like four months later in agony and dementia after a rapid and tortuous decline with her tumor-riddled liver bulging out of her abdomen.

Tech sky needs more thirst traps. Someone’s gotta step up, comon.

#Afghanistan: The announcement that women will be barred from studying in medical institutes in Afghanistan will have far-reaching consequences on women’s health in the country. There is no healthcare system without educated female health practitioners. www.msf.org/excluding-wo...

if you are wondering how that investigation is going, the FBI just increased the reward for information from $10k to $50k for a comparison point, the average cost of the 1st year of chemotherapy in the USA without insurance is $45k

This video does an excellent job of explaining the INESCAPABLY POLITICAL context surrounding #TikTok & why it should be banned. TL;DW - Human Rights violations - Propoganda - Discrimination & censorship - Mass surveillance & data collection - Unconventional warfare youtu.be/PCDkz4ttcng?...

Fun passwords I saw this week: - pepper - 24isMyyear! - pepper2 - JamieL4ever - pepper3! - JL4ever24 - <the account’s username> - 123456

Dear Santa, For Christmas I would like: - comfy slippers - the guy who shot the insurance CEO to not get caught - chocolate Thank you! P.S. I’ve been really good this year 😇

Never deleting this app

The term "absurdly generous" here is f*ing egregious. Veterans *might* claiming more benefits in terms of total dollars but that does not make the benefits generous let alone "absurdly" so. We still do a shit job caring for veterans. Exhibit A - VA Healthcare.

The U.S. State Department has approved the potential sale of spare parts for F-16 jets and radars to Taiwan for an estimated $385 million, the Pentagon said on Friday, a day before Taiwanese President Lai Ching-te starts a sensitive Pacific trip.

The other night I took the trash out and didn't realize the porch steps had frozen over. I slipped and fell down. I'm fine, however the Ring doorbell caught the entire thing on video. Enjoy. 😛 (Warning: swearing)

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body

I hate hacking. But I also love it so much, wth?!

Someone finished "part_1.tar.gz" from github.com/TrshPuppy/st... !!! Too slow, @trshpuppy.bsky.social ! TOO SLOW!!!

Two strangers have now reached out to thank me for my nerdy obsidian notes repo 🥰 github.com/TrshPuppy/ob...

Ya it’s fuckin rad, thanks 🥰

The Ngioweb botnet, which supplies most of the 35,000 bots in the cybercriminal NSOCKS proxy service, is being disrupted as security companies block traffic to and from the two networks. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

Is it wrong to take a shower cuz I’m cold? Follow up question: is it wrong to also bring my Sapporo in there? Amendment: what if it’s Friday night?

What it’s actually like to work in Offensive Cybersecurity & CTI as the only woman on your technical team- a 🧵 #Cybersec #Pentesting #CTI #WomenInTech #Migraine

This is tomorrow! You’re telling me no one at #Defcon made these plans with me? What about #Hackspacecon?!

Update: the two most likely suspects- my cousin and my mom whom I frequently play ESO with & sometimes drink soju- both deny making these plans with me!

The drunk plans I made with an anonymous Elderscrolls & soju enjoyer are approaching… No one has emerged from the shadows to claim them. Will I discover the meaning behind this mysterious event I put in my own calendar? Or will the future encounter fade into oblivion like my memory of making it?

For anyone who is looking to improve their skills (but mostly @tib3rius.bsky.social); this is how to do stickers.

This Oliveira Chandler fight just restored my faith in humanity 😂

The exact antithesis of me is anyone who would willingly get married at Disney World.

My heart just broke

I’m dying of cringe

A wise man once said “I hope Tyson puts him in his grave tonight.”

Why is this so good?!

Sometimes you just look at it funny & the client’s network falls over.