butt

recording an album i hope everyone hates

omg

a mixture of these two

support philly black metal we've done much worse things than those norwegian lingonberry lovers

you don't just let me have money and expect me not to buy a candle of the true jesus

i swear they made tubi for me

ripped up amoroso rolls w/ shredded ched and mozzarella w/ majestic stouffer's Meatloaf's & chives for class

2 cheddarwursts 1/4 slice of cooper sharp bit of shredded moz/ched yellow mustard (best) inside buttered olive garden breadsticks and jalapenos poppers

haha my lawyer halved all my charges $$$$ eat my shit government...... that i had to participate in to even be able to win in the first place..... fuck that isn't metal at all nevermind this was a bad post sorry guys

here i'm gonna do a test: i want to die

haven't slept, meeting at 11 baby

thank satan my doom brother @richardnormal.bsky.social is here

i'm trying to find everyone but lots of us got different names so i'm trying my best i am sorry i hate myself

diarrhea motherfuck big butts and nuts

you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice??

so can we just talk about cooking crack and doing illegal shit again? this is gonna rule for a while. i hope all my friends come

it's still me mf don't get it twisted

i just wanna smoke a pack of ports on a flight from philadelphia to new jersey

Hey friends, gentle reminder that it's not funny if an old bigot shits his pants on tv, can't stop shitting, slips in the shit, hits his head on the edge of a podium, and bleeds out while lying in his own shit. It's called a medical emergency and it could happen to anyone. Cut the ableism, please.

My boyfriend is a fuckin Star Wars NERD and when I started telling him about my favorite character; Glup Shitto, he immediately went on his phone to see wtf I was talking about and then got the angriest I've seen him in 15 years lmfao.

Every mf'in time