LAST CHANCE! I have to close my Ghostly orders tonight! (Probably at the stroke of midnight, because vibes) So today is your final opportunity to grab yourself a spooky wee friend, or that idea gift for any special weirdos in your life. ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

And to all a Merry Krampusnacht.

Last chance alert! Just today and tomorrow to grab a friendly spook before Christmas, then all gone for this year! (Also, I'll stop spamming y'all about them.) ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

Down to my very last Festive Spirit! Who'll home this lonely spook?! ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

Last chance alert! Just today and tomorrow to grab a friendly spook before Christmas, then all gone for this year! (Also, I'll stop spamming y'all about them.) ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

This is your Final Week Klaxon! I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December! This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas. ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

When you find a note to yourself, written about 15 years ago... Nope. Not a scoobies...

This is your Final Week Klaxon! I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December! This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas. ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

I've no connection to Shrewsbury, nor do I have a particular interest in jigsaws but DEAR GOD this is fantastic and ticks the niche planning-obsessive-typographical-joy boxes. Brilliant stuff! Love it! (Do Coventry and I'm all in ;) )

Ooooh exciting. Apparently Tim's plan to 'Sell-Ghosts-Pay-His-Tax-Bill' has evolved to 'Sell-Ghosts-Buy-New-Dumbass-Washing-machine' Yay!

Ghosts with wet bottoms! The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly! ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

Ghosts with wet bottoms! The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly! ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

Ahhh, so they're NOT egg layers.

You can buy my out-of-print portal fantasy, Pseudotooth, directly from me, all signed and doodled in. This book made at least two readers miss their stops on the train. ko-fi.com/s/7292dd0671

"Fine! Whatever! I'll make a ghost with boobs, now will everyone stop asking for one!" Tim shouted into the silent, empty room.

Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid) ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid) ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com

Some say the collective noun is a Fraid of Ghosts. Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm. They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.

Some say the collective noun is a Fraid of Ghosts. Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm. They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.

Me, setting an important reminder for tomorrow.

On this day 30 years ago I did a tandem skydive. I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane. No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.

On this day 30 years ago I did a tandem skydive. I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane. No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.

Celebrating my last day of Club 47 with a hot bath, decadent Tesco own brand mint choc chip Cornetto and KPop Demon Hunters. Like a growdup.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, But you wanna come round for lunch? I'm havin' mash n' gravy.

I SAW A STOAT! #IamhappybecauseIsawastoat

I SAW A STOAT! #IamhappybecauseIsawastoat

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, But you wanna come round for lunch? I'm havin' mash n' gravy.

In bed and need the toilet. But if I get up I will have to solidify and become human and conform to all the rules and social norms that are required. So I stay under the duvet, just a formless mass with an uncomfortably full bladder.

When your 2 week long headache stops you staring at a screen, at least there's some therapeutic clay to play with.

When your 2 week long headache stops you staring at a screen, at least there's some therapeutic clay to play with.

“An example of the town of the future is Coventry.... Traffic and pedestrians are kept apart and the roads are planned to let traffic flow smoothly” (Our Land in the Making, 1966) Artist: Ronald Lampitt

JD & Coke. Ferrero Rocher Bar. 'The Life of Chuck'.

Yes, it was a little windy last night. #conkerharvest2025

Alas, my badly painted Enterprise I got when I was 12 has finally succumb to gravity. 😓

Alas, my badly painted Enterprise I got when I was 12 has finally succumb to gravity. 😓

May have accidentally done the artwork for a Mercury Prize nominated album...

May have accidentally done the artwork for a Mercury Prize nominated album...

One for @urbanprehistorian.bsky.social - I was reading this morning about the Asda 'Price Promise' stones that were erected across the country in the 90s loststonesofasda.wordpress.com Some are definitely on the way to being archaeological monuments, such as this one in Trumfleet, South Yorkshire

The carbon footprint of the Go Jetters must be insane. Bloody hypocritical, lefty dogooders.

Albert Spica, the monstrous gangster in THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER portrayed by the great Michael Gambon at one point is in the restaurant and says "Gold! Everything should be sprayed gold!" This has been on my mind of late.

Comrade Meer writes about the torture-porn-for-pre-teens transformer epic, Target 2006. I joke about Impactor being who we imprinted on instead of Jean Grey, but the main joke is I'm not joking.

If you haven't read Random Acts of Senseless Violence - Jack Womack, just do it. It's a warning not a manual. And one of the all time greats of dystopian SciFi. A fav of the great dismal.

A junk shop roll of found photos so old the text from the backing paper has etched in over the years. Kodacolor II was made from 1973 to the early 80s and the clothes/space-age garden furniture seem to say 70s. Transmissions from a lost world.

Always in awe of folk that have mastered Wet Plates. This is gorgeous.

They all SO pretty!

Me, wrapped in warm duvet, trying to psychically message the cat to go put the coffee on.