Do NOT research ‘denazification’ WARNING: CRITICAL INFOHAZARD

Cant believe i met my fiance at a mithril/pushpin/via app show in 2022 on Atlantic avenue

I went to goth burning man but nobody woke me up when they were smoking opium after the last set 6.7/10

French people when nobody is around: I don’t speak English

Toulouse wee bit more transphobic than i expected. Had a family guy next to me at dinner turn to his family and say Bonsoir Monsieur at my expense, then near the Jacobins Church had a few broccoli top teens film one asking me a loaded question which i neither comprehended nor replied too. Q Vichy…

Thomas arguing 14a applied only to freed slaves is so funny. At the highest lvls of govt, we have a right winger arguing that a particular minority’s difference forces us to read the law differently. He’s read Settlers confirmed

Gay guys got an A at t4t this year. Cis presenting afabs… we need to speak after class.

I saw Evil Moby walk into Pumps at 3:36pm

Went to the consulate today as they emailed, asking me to amend my birth certificate (name and sex marker) which threw me for a loop but! They revealed its not a tax at all! My application was approved!! They just want me to update it so my Spanish b.c. can be consistent w my passport 😭😭😭❣️❣️

Cramming french 6 days before our trip >>>

Hahah k When most ppl speak #MEH

I Witnessed The Ridgewood Double Rainbow Megajoy Event

the way my bar has suddenly transformed into a sports bar, a spurs bar no less. and i work tomorrow. my palms are sweaty

Shorten the cream line NOW

after closing the outside i was surprised to see a tall girl w orange hair sitting alone on a bench (i hadnt locked downstairs yet). i told her to go in but she stared at me w this bizarre tension for 30s yet didnt seem fucked up. finally leaving says “Good luck tomorrow”. Why? “Its the full moon”

Wig i saw on my Wikipedia walk last night

Hungover poring over this overwinter south pole researcher’s personal webpage/diaries from his 14 winters there. Soooo fucking good. Just a silly German guy putting smiley emoticons in every other sentence, extensively photographing gorgeous aurorae and the station’s geeky social life

Ex told me she hooked up w a “hasidic exile junglist anime doll thats moving to berlin in two months”. Sun is shining

rawr is dinosaur for i love you, your honor

“Juniper Tree” by me is out today as part of Stepfamily VEP on Bait 💗 baitdubstep.bandcamp.com/album/stepfa...

I remade Konichiwa in tomodachi life for my cyber eva to listen to (she loves it)

This will only treat the symptom but the crying-laughing emoji must be immediately destroyed

Northernlion cruise

Need my yearly Philadelphia spring sojourn… hanging out with my straight college friends’ girlfriends… liquor soaked tables at Bonnie’s that would send a new yorker running to AA. Weird, large venues for bands with not enough people there. And yes a cheesesteak

northernlion mentioning he nearly watched castration movie gave me a cold sweat and clammy palms

april 1st is extremely jester

FAAA!!!!!

jack spicer afternoon full beat big tits evening

Send this to your Kwisatz Haderach who loves Powda

Oh right I need a Certificate of Non-Existence that makes sense

HIKARU UTADA MONDAY!!!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Bring back the fog machine at Bossa Nova Civic Club

mans said HOOOOW after i noscoped 5k on Prague in geogeussr… as if one could forget the everlasting Vltava or my beautiful wife playing kcd2

Lemme roll some blunts cause I took off what ppl call "bad weather" is m6 fav, I love overcast, rainy, snowy , dark asf type days #SNOWDAY

millennial bars love posting jack nicholson frozen to death in the shining on instagram during a blizzard like “open till we’re not 😂”

While checking on the Ridgewood/Nowadays superfund site (completely contaminated w thorium, which has a half life of 14 billion years btw) came across the landlord of the old deli complaining online a few years ago. His grandstanding lasted from 2018 to 2023 and stalled the cleanup until last May

that time in london when eva really needed to pee but we were at buckingham palace so we crossed the park desperate to find normal buildings and decided to tail one random guy… after following him thru some alleys we turned right then boom a few guys w machine guns as he walked into st james palace

Coming in late, clocking out early, and in between margaritas? Kindahardgolf

ilia malinin performing to a medley that began with him saying “i know that i know nothing” was his kiss of death… he’d be biting gold right now had he led with pindar’s γενοι', οΐος εσσι μαθων 💔

mind u

phone locked away at the consulate door so i had to rawdog the waiting room for 2 hours

Went to baldymore and they all told me crab isnt in season fuck my drag

41 more years to 2067 then God im ready

Holy shit im gonna fucking cum!!!

Tfw the reading tore

not allowed into the shoegaze show green room at market hotel 😒😒

this sushi is rather moreish