Ex told me she hooked up w a “hasidic exile junglist anime doll thats moving to berlin in two months”. Sun is shining

rawr is dinosaur for i love you, your honor

“Juniper Tree” by me is out today as part of Stepfamily VEP on Bait 💗 baitdubstep.bandcamp.com/album/stepfa...

I remade Konichiwa in tomodachi life for my cyber eva to listen to (she loves it)

This will only treat the symptom but the crying-laughing emoji must be immediately destroyed

Northernlion cruise

Need my yearly Philadelphia spring sojourn… hanging out with my straight college friends’ girlfriends… liquor soaked tables at Bonnie’s that would send a new yorker running to AA. Weird, large venues for bands with not enough people there. And yes a cheesesteak

northernlion mentioning he nearly watched castration movie gave me a cold sweat and clammy palms

april 1st is extremely jester

FAAA!!!!!

jack spicer afternoon full beat big tits evening

Send this to your Kwisatz Haderach who loves Powda

Oh right I need a Certificate of Non-Existence that makes sense

HIKARU UTADA MONDAY!!!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Bring back the fog machine at Bossa Nova Civic Club

mans said HOOOOW after i noscoped 5k on Prague in geogeussr… as if one could forget the everlasting Vltava or my beautiful wife playing kcd2

Lemme roll some blunts cause I took off what ppl call "bad weather" is m6 fav, I love overcast, rainy, snowy , dark asf type days #SNOWDAY

millennial bars love posting jack nicholson frozen to death in the shining on instagram during a blizzard like “open till we’re not 😂”

While checking on the Ridgewood/Nowadays superfund site (completely contaminated w thorium, which has a half life of 14 billion years btw) came across the landlord of the old deli complaining online a few years ago. His grandstanding lasted from 2018 to 2023 and stalled the cleanup until last May

that time in london when eva really needed to pee but we were at buckingham palace so we crossed the park desperate to find normal buildings and decided to tail one random guy… after following him thru some alleys we turned right then boom a few guys w machine guns as he walked into st james palace

Coming in late, clocking out early, and in between margaritas? Kindahardgolf

ilia malinin performing to a medley that began with him saying “i know that i know nothing” was his kiss of death… he’d be biting gold right now had he led with pindar’s γενοι', οΐος εσσι μαθων 💔

mind u

phone locked away at the consulate door so i had to rawdog the waiting room for 2 hours

Went to baldymore and they all told me crab isnt in season fuck my drag

41 more years to 2067 then God im ready

Holy shit im gonna fucking cum!!!

Tfw the reading tore

not allowed into the shoegaze show green room at market hotel 😒😒

this sushi is rather moreish

Cannot believe in the big 25 im still seeing ppl whine about deleuze/guattari concepts in books like fucking Cyclonopedia. Just close it. They had some mid offspring but NOTHING compared to the vulgar psychoanalytic logorrhea still plaguing the world today !!

Yes bitch i CRODE (its alejandra pizarnik)

Guinness in the fridge, Ode: Intimations of Immortality, and diesel jeans

Just had a fuckoff Japanese dinner with the missus #sorted

Wait your baby pics are cunt

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

My mayor’s zinc and pineapple diet worked 🙌🙌

125k gold coins in the bank for telling this guy im a 36D 🙌 Sorted.

Markiplier for nypd commissioner

still geeking from standing in front of the phidias aphrodite from the parthenon and kissing the love of my life #notsorry

When I close my eyes I dont see darkness.

Man orders $30 of drinks, 2 millers 2 jameson tips $7, offers me a shot, tells me hes 100% Navajo (i believe him). He goes outside, has half of one drink and his shot, offers the rest to everyone else, tells them he’s 100% Navajo, leaves the bar. So upon hearing this later i simply refunded it all

wittegenstein. . .

mate my mobile got nicked by an artful dodger at corsica while sgt poke was on the mic saying “JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES” and mind you i did -_-

other than eva and i theres one doll at tempa putting her whole pussy into it w her cis gf its mad

my opinion of british alcohol culture has changed forever upon learning their ‘singles’ are only 1oz pours and priced so too

Getting stern looks from the wizened posh ladies of Babylon