Idk if it’s pattern recognition but I can’t help but notice the major sports leagues having a major Toronto humiliation kink

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

It was literally divine intervention

That Bam 83 point game gets funnier the more I think about it

Just cancel the whole thing, I can see all of it being a mess

COVID-19 was 6yrs ago

Demote the Washington Wizards

First look at R.O.B. in 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' 🤖

Norwegian CT police have cordoned off the US embassy in Oslo after reports of a blast.

I feel bad for 68

Thank God

Germany can make up for their sins of WW2 by arresting Bibi, but will they?

Dubai is the Instagram of world cities, I will not be explaining further

Sometimes you know ball before you know that you know ball

It’s been a month since I’ve complained to the TTC for messing up the 35 and they still haven’t said shit to me

You know what I’m kinda glad the U.S. men’s hockey team won gold, the world got to see how big of a loser each of them are

Why does every ig caption say “ #🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity…” now bruh

The first trailer for ‘THE BACKROOMS’ movie has been released. In theaters on May 29.

I had the best sleep of my life last night

The first look at Kane Parsons’ ‘Backrooms’ movie releases tomorrow In theaters on May 29

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

LinkedIn might be the only app faker than Instagram

still thinking about that spruce tip bearnaise 🤤 last night felt like cooking for VIPs and edith said “that’s because we are” …the vibes we’re so great—it was a kitchen that was cooking for it’s community and you tasted it in every bite

I keep getting notifications of ppl liking a comment I made on tiktok a year ago, and I’m on the verge of deleting it lol

Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested

I’m not wrong, just early

The GOAT debate between Lebron & MJ being over because they’re both terrible ppl is not how I expected it to end

I think I want an Acura RSX as my daily driver/beater car

I mean at the end of the day he’s a billionaire like the rest of them deviants right? Celebrity worship is dying

Nah who called Kevin Durant the KDF😭😭😭😭😭😭

Did not need to see this on my cut

“tea is nasty, its for old people” me:

“I just wanna catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer”

I took the TTC line 5 today and here are my honest thoughts about it:

I think all leaders should be around the average age of a country’s workforce

Bluesky has drafts now?????

Don’t be shy push it down more 👉🏿👈🏿

🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

As much of a sicko he is, he was unfortunately correct here… it’s all bread and circus

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

Ahhh him acting like a diva makes sense now

Bruh if Mark Carney posted something like this, he’d face a no confidence vote in Canada within 24 hours

Summer 2024 TikTok had crack in it man

Men resigning after the horrors revealed in the Epstein files is NOT justice.

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

The last time the wolves won in Toronto (2004) was the last time I moved homes

Timberwolves broke the 22 year losing streak in Toronto?????

It’s time to purge the world of all evil that is holding humanity back from experiencing the utopia earth was always meant to be

Harvey’s is still a top tier fast food spot and I’m tired of ppl acting like it isn’t

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.