A Politically Exposed Person buying a £1.4m house with cash that they got from crypto seems like the sort of thing that would set off *all* the money-laundering checks?

Feels like November at the Etihad tonight. Regretting not bringing gloves.

Everything Jess Phillips says in her letter is correct

#Starmer needs to go before the next election but now, confirming the ridiculed 'vote Reform:get Starmer out' strapline, seems like dumb timing. How many wins do you need to hand Farage? You've already spent two years in Govt telling people he's right on immigration.

So excited that they are currently showing the same news programme on bbc's 1&2

Another great day for Vladimir Putin.

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Unprecedented local election coverage. They cannot contain their excitement for their best mate Nigel.

Starmer gets some clothes, some tickets and a pair of specs and it is a national scandal, front page for days. Farage receives £5m (FIVE MILLION!) in crypto, your money launderers chosen currency, and barely a whisper. The media is gaslighting the country.

Too passive all game and always liable to a howler. City do it to themselves.

Lads, Weird Science is about to start on Sky Movies 302. 😁

Hillsborough today reminded me of being on the Kippax in the late 80s. Celebrating the club despite having minus three points and not having won at home all season. #Wednesday fans deserve their fun. They've been magnificent this season. It was a special day.

and then laundered as important voices through the "legitimate" media platforms those same billionaire pedos have captured

That 'Toxic' was written about the SuperVet.

This is quite the story.

How did we get to a place where only 45% of public thinks the British state effectively murdering people at sea is morally wrong?

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Love this.

Xintong vs Yize final is going to be amazing. #thesnooker

In removing 100% manual checkouts large supermarkets removed their shoplifting security. They essentially gambled that stock losses would cost less than staff.

Starts outside our office, goes through my old home town, and ends a mile or so from my house.

Well, that result should cheer up the Spurs fans a bit.

Loopy

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”. Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

Was this GP struck off just because he asked a Muslim woman to remove her veil? How likely does that sound? 🤷‍♀️ Did he actually ask her to remove her veil 'because he was struggling to understand her?' Let's take a look at what really happened based on the tribunal reports... 🧵 1/25

Starmer's a lame duck now. The quicker he goes the better.

Enjoyed the Snooker World Championship green carpet event today. Most players turned up and those that didn't weren't surprising. Rob Walker almost peerless as an MC of these things.

Close enough to get hit by accidental spit.

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

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Wait, what?

Admit it, when Sore Alex was in charge you'd be putting a fiver on them to win at this juncture.

I'm sorry I said you weren't very scary.

I've changed the bedding so that's my work done for the day.

This weekend's #SNL was the best yet, btw. Apart from the band they had on.

Talking to a staff member in B&M earlier and because they are forces to close tomorrow they have to take a days' holiday if they want to get paid for the day off. We should treat people better than this.

Just arrived Not had one of these since the 80s. Let the nerding begin.

Awaiting tram. Three drunk teenagers asked if I wanted a 'dance battle'. Politely declined.

First ten minutes of Sky News this morning is about the moon trip so that distraction policy might be expensive but it's definitely effective.

Phil Foden won't agree, but i believe a summer with zero football would be very good for him and his future.

Clams in Their Eyes 2026 was another chaotic classic. So wonderfully silly. The best night out in #Sheffield.

It's quite something that the President of the USA is such a notorious bullshitter that the majority of people prefer to believe the account of the *Iranian government*.

It absolutely should be published so people know who they are. Drinking is often an amplifier of what people really think.

BREAKING: Snooker staying in Sheffield After years of threats that it might decamp to Saudi Arabia, Snooker’s World Championship has agreed to stay in Sheffield until 2045. As part of a “landmark long-term agreement”, the Crucible will receive a £45m expansion, increasing its capacity by 50%.

Fab news from the snooker. Crucible until my dotage, lovely.

I enjoyed #SNL a lot. Laughed plenty. Thought there were a couple of sketches that they had found hard to write out of, but largely fab.

Happy 21st birthday, Nico O'Reilly!

I've been made very excited by a building again.

I am very much looking forward to watching #SNL. Some very funny people are writing and performing it. The press will hate it, thats a guarantee. So watch and make your own mind up.