If you can behold a Jim Henson production and feel only cringe, your soul is irrevocably broken. You are a shattered vessel of a person, unfit for true civilization.

About to watch a livestream of my child's first band concert because in-person events were canceled due to the very real threat of federal agents using the opportunity to take away students or their families

Big news! We just launched the Value Vintage website. We plan on hosting lots loads of content about the format here. Stop by and check it out! #ValueVintage Value Vintage – A Brewer's Paradise share.google/cR1YjYlRFoi5...

Second Worlds win pleaaaaaaase?

Anyone call the Epstein emails the pedo-files yet? Feels like an easy one.

I'm not attempting to yuck anyone's yum here, or tell you how you should spend your money, but... In place of one of the Secret Lairs that drop tomorrow, maybe consider helping out a local food bank or shelter with the $ cost of whatever you would buy. Or get your Lairs and still donate!

The weird limbo space between cons is making me feel like a zombie

It's coming up so quickly! Come play some Value Vintage with me and the crew!

2-1 with UG Opposition in my new favorite cube!

If you're looking to try out 30$ Value Vintage, the fine folks running it in open play (@valuevintage.bsky.social) have you covered! #mtgcube #CubeCon2025

I am 100% sure I could take Christopher Columbus in a fight with my bare hands in under a minute. Punk ass bitch.

Ya love to see it! Go check out this fabulous video from the wonderful people over at TCC! Incredibly grateful for all these wonderful people.

"So how do you guys keep your food waste so low at your restaurant?"

Every morning I am tempted by the forbidden breakfast

Do y'all think Gomez and Morticia just had the spooky vibe going on independently before they met? Cuz that's a crazy coincidence. Unless... You don't think... .... Siblings!?

Barry had to save his mom

Hi friends - I’ve seen more posts today than I can count detailing feelings of the Down variety. I just want to say- you are loved and cherished even if you don’t feel it. There’s lots of stuff going on in the world - it’s normal & you’re not alone. Continue reaching out, we are stronger together 💜💜

Baltimore bound!

Daily Magic affirmations: - I have good threat assessment - I'm a fun opponent to play against - My decks are powerful and fun - I will crush my enemies with the strength of a thousand gods - I build good mana bases

Congratulations Todd!! And of course a huge congrats to the rest of the top 8. Thank you all for coming out this weekend!

New to the format and aren't sure where to start before your first event? Our friends over @mtgthegathering.bsky.social posted this article to help you out! Don't forget Saturday the 19th they will be hosting a free to enter MTGO 1K! thegathering.gg/value-vintag...

Our friends over @mtgthegathering.bsky.social are hosting a free MTGO Value Vintage event on April 19th Interested in playing? Join The Gathering Discord to learn more! discord.gg/cw2z6Rxn

I want a season of The White Lotus where the hotel is ran by Mr. Moseby.

Sometimes you just need to feel something (a sweet treat)

I don't think I could ever get honeypotted. I'd fumble even if the goal was for them to sleep with me to extract information. Because of this I would be the best espionage agent the CIA has ever seen. In this essay..

Check out the High Tide decklist that took down the SCG Charlotte Value Vintage 1K! #ValueVintage moxfield.com/decks/lqtT3j...

Congrats to these budget brawlers for making Top 8 of the Value Vintage $1K at #SCGCHARLOTTE! 🏆 Make plans to join us at an SCG CON near you! scgcon.starcitygames.com

I think the Azorius circumcise everyone on Ravnica except the Gruul.

Getting this kind of support from the website we've loved and used for years is unbelievable. Thank you so much to the team over at Moxfield! Looking forward to brewing!

Join @servotoken.bsky.social as he discusses Merfolk in Value Vintage. If you're anything like me you'll love jamming games with this classic archetype! youtu.be/BaANNZOZiAs?...

I think it's about time Denis Villeneuve directs a Rom Com like PTA did with Punch Drunk Love. He's earned it.

You should be allowed to call in sick from work if you're heartbroken.

Bout six inches of snow today!

I bet Count Orlok's mustache tickles when he kisses you 🤭

Taking an oath of silence for 2025. Will be communicating solely through passive aggressive side-eye

Only one kitchen clean away from 2027

Relevant links to pin: Moxfield: www.moxfield.com/users/A_Bala... Letterboxd: boxd.it/5D0jL Budget Vintage Discord: discord.gg/30-budget-vi...

I'll never forgive Hot Topic for making Nightmare Before Christmas cringe to love. If I got a tattoo of ANYTHING from the movie I'd be forced into bullying myself.

If BMO from Adventure Time could vote they would be a Republican. Only because they would be very susceptible to propaganda.