Apparently the threat of being doxxed is what would actually make ICE agents lose sleep at night. www.newsweek.com/ice-agent-do...

Have been finding Jill Stein voters even more insufferable than Trump voters for a while now. You want a medal for protesting the situation you helped create? Fuck off…

Make America semi-functional again.

Well, I was hoping taking the time to make this courtroom sketch and long, official sounding story would, and posting it to each of my Meta accounts would go semi-viral before getting me banned…but realized probably no one would see it. Which do you think happened?

Saw a Cybertruck while driving through the historic district on the way home. It was like seeing a dumpster in the middle of a classic art gallery.

Remembering the time I asked the co-worker, that had Limbaugh on his radio every afternoon, what his favorite movie was. He said "It's a Wonderful Life". I laughed and said it was one of my favorites too. Then I realized he listened to the modern day Mr. Potter every day. Cognitive dissonance.

I’ve heard telling your kids Santa Clause is real isn’t harmful, as it helps them develop healthy skepticism with a lighter topic. It’s therefore somewhat surprising to me that there aren’t more Trump voters that still believe in Santa.

This

😂 Nancy Mace forgot to log out of her main account 😂

The more I read about the United CEO, the more this news story seems like a modern retelling from the ghost of Christmases yet to come.

I’m guessing there’s a spike in online searches in NYC of “How long prison sentence withholding evidence”.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2SJB... I always hope for a funny reaction when I show this to a Trump supporter, but they always walk away. Is it cognitive dissonance, or do they just hate to acknowledge that they know he tells enormous lies, but they still support him anyway? Could be both, I suppose.

The yard on my way to work, that took all of its MAGA signage down after the election, has the “Fuck Biden” sign back out on display. People sure get butthurt, when a president, other than Dear Leader, gives a Presidential pardon.

Hearing some squawking from MAGA about Biden pardoning his son, a.k.a. the Right’s favorite punching bag. All this talk about Democrats not caring about the “rule of law” is pretty rich, coming from people that just voted to elect a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist as POTUS.

@dan-rather.bsky.social Mr. Rather, I was very sorry to hear about the passing of your wife, Jean. My sincere condolences to you and your children.

To everyone attending or hosting Thanksgiving dinner today, may you find the perfect word combination to make your MAGA family member(s) desperately try to change the subject back to the football game.

@scottmccracken.bsky.social 👋

Who else remembers Nancy Mace accusing AOC of saying she feared for her safety on January 6, 2021 for attention? Now she wants to tweet 262 times in a day to justify her bullying of a colleague for media clout. If you want to know what MAGA is up to, just pay attention to what they accuse Dems of.

You passed up an increased child tax credit, housing purchase assistance and small business investments for a stimulus check that was never discussed and is never coming. You will never know how little 47 cares about you and me.

Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name for consideration to serve as AG. He was probably like “You didn’t dump me, I dumped you! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just be taking my things and leaving…” while trying to stuff ethics investigation documents under his arm, and speed walking out of the building.

Some of these conspiracy theories coming out from X/Twitter users, about the mass exodus of users, are actually funny. They will literally choose to believe anything, other than the fact that most people prefer not to be around them.

Sometimes when you see someone’s true colors, you’re happy you saw that side of them before you let them get too close. Other times, you were already close, and you grieve for the person you thought they were.

There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones

Thank you, @theonion.com for turning a hate machine into a laugh factory. We need more of this in the world.

I hope everyone from Threads finds me over here, lol

Remember the good old days, when you didn’t need to check the weather in the morning, to see if you needed a jacket in November?

Don’t worry, strangely quiet Republicans; I got this. (Ahem) “Who’s going to pay for all of this?? How do we have money for this, but not homeless vets??”

Jesse Watters’ mom says there was a scheduling conflict, ergo no room for him at Thanksgiving, but invited him over for Black Friday, but he declined. I’d like to think if he went, he’d find a note on the counter; “Jesse Gone shopping. Leftovers in the fridge. Yours Respectfully, Helen Watters

Tried out Threads. It was certainly better than X/Twitter/MAGAville, but they apparently throttle political content, and that’s mostly why I’m here.