Happy Meal As usual Trump's acting Screwy We don't have a sane leader, Do We ? When in China his thing Is to tell Xi Jinping About Restaurants serving Chop Suey.

Limerick Day The Limericist makes mighty lines Within strict poetic confines There's no topic too great With which he can relate If he keeps it to five rhyming lines.

Smarts Phone Trump Phone Buyers already paid For his phone that's American Made When you promise to buy Kiss your C-Note Goodbye It's just one more time you've been played.

Don Jr. and Eric launched Trump Moblie in June 2025 and promised a "MADE IN AMERICA" gold-plated Trump phone by August. They started accepting $100 deposits for pre-orders. 11 months later, the Trump phone has not materialized.

May We Day Every Year on the 9th Day of May Russians celebrate Victory Day They'll be Boasting at length Of their Mythical Strength Once Ukrainians say it's Okay.

If every Black NCAA in the South walked out, the maps would be reversed tomorrow

Kash Bar Kash ordered some Polygraph Tests About customized booze he ingests Which he hoped would suppress Leaks of Truth to the Press And conclude with Reporters' Arrests.

Close Call You could watch US World Power shrink Disappearing as quick as a wink In a 60 Day Span We just lost to Iran And we now struggle back from the Brink.

True that

Flight Risk Trump's move in the Gulf contravenes Whatever a Cease Fire means How can we sue for Peace With a Weapons Increase Of One Hundred more F16s.

Gilead They Reversed Roe v Wade to Curtail Constitutional Rights to Avail Women's Rights to possess Mifepristone access Now you can't sell the Pill through the Mail.

Poisoned Dish 90 minutes of threats on the phone Over Kompromat Putin has known So that Trump will spread lies And betray our Allies Then we'll face the Future alone.

Ham Sandwich For the Law it's a logical breach That violates Freedom of Speech To let DOJ Take Jim's Freedom away For a picture of Shells at the Beach.

Cool coin formation on my dresser drawer… 😳

Absolutely extraordinary. The Democrats conceded *nothing* and got everything they demanded. They said no ICE/CBP funding, and that's precisely what happened. In other words, they did not cave. At all. But the GOP did—completely.

James Comey #8647 Lindsey Graham… 🤣

Shell Game The President doesn't look well Death threats are beginning to tell Forget Freedom of Speech When you play on the beach Trump's the man Comey threatened to shell.

Reconciliation For Trump's Ballroom no payment is Due It's a Gift from the Fortunate Few But the New Senate Bill Calls for 400 Mil And both statements cannot be True.

WTF? 😖 So much for Privately funding By Bribes from USA Oligarchs of Trump BALLROOM, Now Republicans are going to Make Americans suffering from Trump Expensive Economy PAY FOR IT❗ It's ALWAYS BEEN A SCAM❗

Prom Night The Nation's Elite held a Ball That held all their Egos in Thrall It turned into a Rout When the shooting broke out So they covered some News After All.

Snooze Alarm The Somnolent Don Snoreleone Slept through sycophantic Baloney While his Cabinet tried To preserve their own hide Just please don't wake up the old Phony.

Ebola, at least a very nasty bug

Sucker Punch "You're Fired" was his cliche catch phrase A relic from his TV Days After every Snafu He will fire his Clown Crew It's the Favor Trump always Betrays.

Ick Factor Women staffers are ours to Pursue Said her husband and her father too Lori Chavez-DeRemer Approved their demeanor While the women staff members cried Eww!

Laurels Hardly Three Amigos bound for Pakistan To wind up the War with Iran Envoys only in name They'll be taking the Blame While Trump reaps the Acclaim if he can.

Door Dash Kash Patel lying drunk on the floor Thought he wasn't employed anymore And he chose to unhinge In a Paranoid Binge Till the SWAT Team broke down his front Door.

Hot Mess For just a few Pennies a Day You can help keep starvation at bay Monthly Gifts will supply Every Hungry Gl By putting Hot Chow on His Tray.

When Leo expressed peaceful views The retort by JD made the news Who knew he was keen On St. Augustine? But the Pope is not playing to lose.

Bible Camp JD Vance is of limited scope When propounding a Biblical Trope His Biblical Diction Was cribbed from Pulp Fiction To Pontificate more than the Pope.

Xi's Squeeze Why ever is Donald so smug His Blockade has been met with a shrug No great credit is due Chinese Tankers sail through While Trump's waiting for Xi's Big Fat Hug.

False Prophet Trump's Behavior's unhinged and bizarre He has taken this outrage too far In a crazed Midnight Post He has taken to Boast He is now Jesus Christ Superstar.

Peace Pipe Our Group was led by JD Vance But the Peace Talks were doomed in Advance Our Envoys were scary Moe, Curly and Larry Resolved not to give Peace a Chance.

Eric Swalwell just sent me a dick pic This is it...

Judgment Day Jeffrey Epstein is burning in Hell For the Innocence he took to Sell Comer now must decide He no longer can hide From the Story it's Their Right to Tell.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Bull Run Trump ended his Vain little War Now things are the same as before His D-Day came and went Many Billions were spent So tell me What That Was All For?

Flex Time Trump swears to End Civilization Destruction of All God's Creation Tonight's Deadline Looms Then we're filling the Tombs While Congress is still on Vacation.

Beyond Shame The Civilized World can't Excuse The language that Trump chose to use He will rant and Blaspheme In his desperate scheme To Reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

4 F Donald Trump is Unchecked Appetite He believes what he wants must be right Disappointed with War He will Escalate more While Everyone Else Fights the Fight.

Woman Scorned We may see the Epstein Files yet Pam Bondi will bring Trump Regret He's a fool to believe She will quietly leave Or simply Forgive and Forget.

You're Fired This didn't turn out as Desired The Win that Trump's Gulf Plan required Donald hated to lose At the Strait of Hormuz Pete Hegseth is sure to be Fired.

USA sent troops for ground invasion in Iran. Israel has declined sending their troops. Why are our men and women being sent into Iran for an illegal war that was always first and foremost for Israel’s benefit? 🤔

Big Boobs Kristi Noem's fragile marriage may fail Since her husband regrets being Male South Dakota's Straight Rubes Ogled Bryon's fake boobs As seen in today's Daily Mail.

General Chaos Our Attack on Iran wasn't planned Trump's Ventures just got out of hand No Goal was pursued So Chaos Ensued Because no one was placed In Command.

No Kings Day We saw 8 Million marchers preview The Day when Trump's Terror is through Democratic Designs On their hand painted signs Say Donald we're coming for You.

Schlapp in the Face Matt Schlapp's wife Mercedes is strong In remarks to this year's CPAC Throng The crowd gave a big cheer That Impeachment is near So she said that "Your Answer's Wrong."

Nap Time Trump is disheveled and dozing His Cabinet is busy brown nosing Hegseth's fooling around Putting Boots on the Ground But the Strait of Hormuz is still Closing.