Yale Schlock JD Vance didn't earn the JD His Ignorance is plain to see JD Vance couldn't best A Sixth Grade Civics Test That the Government's Branches are Three.

Relish the Thought They heard the armed thug testify To receiving Fast Food on the fly But it didn't take long To dismiss the Footlong And acquit the DC Sandwich Guy.

Blue Wave Trump's strength is a vanishing Fable A Loser who's Dumb and Unstable And on this Tuesday night He is trembling with Fright The Democrats just ran the Table.

Don't worry, it'll get much, *much* worse We're only in the top of the second inning of the collapse of the United States Just remember that some things are unforgivable, and that includes voting for Donald Trump after all knew he was a felon, rapist, con man, pathological liar and insurrectionist

Cross Purposes Donald Trump now pretends to be Pious While slipping the Epstein Files by us A Nigerian War Is Trump's substitute for The Accounting he wants to deny us.

Way back in 2019, Trump wanted to prevent anyone from following the money when it came to Epstein.

Trick Bag Dressed up little kids on my street Expecting to get sweets to eat Are receiving alas Pepper Balls and Tear Gas As Kristi Noem shouts TRICK OR TREAT !

There was a king named Ozymandias Whose visage was once Marlon Brandious Now his statuesque legs Were but truncated pegs With nothing beyond his sad sandy ass

Hunger Games This weekend SNAP Benefits end On which Red State Voters depend Once their Food Stamps are void Rural stores are destroyed For those folks don't have money to spend.

Numbers Racket Trump says that it's hard to conceive 20 Trillion we're set to receive In a torrent of lies To our Asian Allies In his shameless attempt to deceive.

Chicken a la King With each tantrum Trump's having his way His Henchmen have come here to stay All the Guardrails are down So he's wearing a Crown While Republicans go MIA.

If That’s a donation, it goes to the treasury and only congress can decide how to spend it. No such (lawful) thing as private payment of government obligation. Pentagon Accepts $130 Million Donation to Help Pay Troops During Shutdown www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

Broadcast News Trump's Coup is a fait accompli Don't worry there's nothing to see Things could not be that bad So don't bug Mom and Dad While they're watching sports on TV.

You may or may not be shocked to hear that ICE is hiring a lot of dangerously unqualified people. And they're often not figuring it out until these recruits are already in training. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

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Tantrum The Heritage Donald destroys Distracts us with Hatred and Noise Seven Decades Ago His Mom wouldn't say No Now Donald is breaking his toys.

Wrecking Ball Without any chance to object The White House is now being wrecked What's demolished in stealth Is our Freedom Itself The victim of Trump's Disrespect.

Kings Ex We sang in Democracy's Chorus And Trump the Mad King can't ignore us An Invincible Throng About eight million strong Like those who fought Fascists before us.

Charge Account John Bolton's Indicted at last Accused of reporting Trump's Past DOJ has announced John will face 18 Counts He's the Third but he won't be the Last.

Gruppen Furor Young Republicans in their Group Chat Disclosed where their Loyalty's at And when we hear them cheer Racist views they hold dear We will vote for some Young Democrat.

Brown Bagging It Stephanopoulos made it quite clear There's a tape he wants viewers to hear How Tom Homan was bribed Just as Agents described And made all that cash disappear.

Elder Moment Trump says hundreds of FBI Men Interrupted the Final Vote when He incited a coup Now he blames You Know Who And forgets he was President then.

Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who correctly remembers that contrary to trump's post, Joe Biden was NOT the President on January 6, 2021 -- trump was. His delusional episodes are increasing, it's time for the 25th Amendment. HE IS UNFIT TO SERVE.

BVM MVP Sister Jean prayed before every game Now our Season just won't be the same Now together we pray She's Inducted Today In Our Lord's Basketball Hall of Fame.

Ham on Wry At the Grand Jury DOJ aims To Indict anyone that Trump names How can Bondi insist There's no Enemies List Now they've wrongly Indicted Tish James.

Showtime Jim Comey has entered his Plea In a Show Trial we're meant to see Though the charge is absurd It is not the last word Next Trump's coming to get you and me.

After yelling and obfuscating to senators for hours, Dick Durbin hit her with this one: "Eventually you are going to have to answer for your conduct in this. You won't do it today, but eventually you will." Suddenly, she went SILENT.🔥 She knows. You're phucked, Pam....just sayin'

Grab Bag The Senate Committee will vent While the AG will misrepresent How Tom Homan could snag Fifty Grand in a bag And Bondi won't say where it went.

Midway Blitz In Chicago force got out of hand Like a battle in some foreign land And the Little Kids cried When their wrists were zip-tied By Storm Troopers at Homan's Command.

Grade Creep Donald Trump is now threatening Penn By withholding their funding but then All his smirking will cease When his transcript's released Showing he bombed at Wharton back when.

MIA Republicans flatter and fawn While all our Guardrails are withdrawn Harsh conditions exist And our Problems persist And the World sees our Government's gone.

Order Blank The General Staff is on guard But their Command Questions are hard For their Orders come down From a Senile Old Clown Do you take them or just Disregard?

Apocalypse Now Pundits say we'll have tyrants to fear Be afraid that oppression is near But don't waste your Sorrow And Fear on Tomorrow The Dictatorship is Now Here.

Small Hands Hegseth scorns Army Leaders because Their exercise programs have flaws He said Warriors must kill Then the Ballroom went still Pete didn't get any applause.

Yes. This exercise is coup-proofing the military.

Full Bore They took all the Army to School To watch Donald drivel and drool Now the Whole World can see How the Land of the Free Is run by a senile Old Fool.

Ill Duce' Mussolini would laud Homan's style Of placing Chicago on trial Where ICE Agents in masks Do whatever he asks To patrol the Magnificent Mile.

Warrior Ethos

Bill of Goods Lindsey Halligan chose to Indict As a Tribute to Donald Trump's might While Republicans smile On a Stalinist Trial And capitulate without a fight.

I'm so mad! Merrick Garland spent so much time over deliberating whether a President who started an insurrection should be prosecuted because he was worried about an appearance of vindictive prosecution. In doing this, Garland enabled the unleashing of a tyrant on America.

Bulls Eye In Dallas they won't tell us squat About Joshua Jahn's Terror Plot With ICE Targets like these He just shot Detainees So he wasn't a very good shot.

No ICE agents were harmed in Dallas shooting. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Why are they saying on the news that the Dallas shooting was against ice officers police officers??? No ice officers were shot crazy AF? The detainees were shot NOT the ice officers Stop 🛑 the lies!!!

Bag Man Tom Homan's ICE Post is Ideal For Tom it's a license to steal He is thanking Door Dash For his sackful of cash And delivering his Happy Meal.

Green Light The Putin Regime contemplates Secret deals with Trump's United States He and Trump will contrive To shun Article Five By betraying the Three Baltic States.

ICE PAC Secret FBI videos say Tom Homan received 50 K And that Homan conspired To have ICE Contracts wired Now it's Hushed-Up by Trump's DOJ.

The FBI used hidden cameras to record Tom Homan taking a $50,000 bribe (in cold, hard cash) last year from undercover agents posing as business executives who Homan promised government contracts in a new Trump administration. The Trump DOJ has now shut down the probe. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Monologue Brendan Carr is the Czar who'd revoke Your license for telling a joke Jimmy Kimmel's not free To go on ABC With the Truth about Kirk that he spoke.

White Power It's the Goodyear Blimp up in the sky Or a yacht's flying jib sailing by The State Dinner tonight Shows an acre of white It's Donald Trump dressed for White Tie.