Gas Attack Trump rejected the Army's Advice And warned we'll no longer play nice But this Blitzkrieg of ours Didn't end in 12 hours And it's raising the Gasoline Price.

Strait Jacket Trump's War of Choice doesn't look Great Oil has boosted the Inflation Rate Trump will Lie and Deceive Then declare Peace and Leave Then Iran might reopen The Strait.

Let’s clear this up now: Trump wore that stupid-ass white ball-cap because he’s the same man who called fallen troops “suckers” and “losers.” He does photo ops, not sorrow. Let's take it up another level. Donald Trump does not give a F*ck about our troops or their family members.

Is That You Lewandowski is now free to roam He's ditching his Pal Kristi Noem Now his meal ticket's gone Corey's free to move on While Kristi says, "Honey, I'm Home."

Weak Branch The War Powers Res was a miss For Republican Brass to Dismiss As Events are unrolled I am only consoled Congress isn't Alive to See This.

Torah, Torah, Torah Aggression's a form of Release When you're governed by Whim and Caprice You thought Bibi was right When he said You Two Fight It's a Tonic where you're Bored of Peace.

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — James Talarico wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Texas primary election.

Pete Hegseth says we didn’t start this war. Tell me he’s not sloshed.

Friendly Fire We're defending our Allied Gulf Powers But the joint defense strategy sours When Kuwait's Emir tries At defending his skies He shot down 3 planes but they're ours.

Thank God Congress isn't alive to see what's been happening in the United States

Gimme Shelter This War isn't what we Expected Surrender Demands were Rejected Rockets rain from the sky In Doha and Dubai For our Bases cannot be Protected.

Epstein Who When he opens his mouth Donald lies Starting Wars without thought of Reprise Hiding files when he can Then attacking Iran Tell me how can this be a Surprise?

The Fairmont Hotel, Dubai

Flaming Staff Gonzales whose Carnal Desire Made Sex a condition of Hire Saw his Staffer atone For nude pics on her phone When she went and set herself on fire.

When you barely pass high school equivalency on your fourth try… but confidently attempt espionage.

My Debts Only For 35 Years we have known Of Bill Clinton's Erogenous Zone While Poor Hillary paid For mistakes that Bill made Can't we leave this Poor Woman alone?

Persona Non Grata A Pardon cleared Charles Kushner's name After funding a whore's Badger Game His credentials are thin But for Blackmail and Sin He's Trump's Envoy to France just the same.

You could make this up, but you don’t need to.

Thoughts and tiaras…

Trade Rout The president had a bad day The Court took his Big Stick away They just stuck to the facts That a Tariff's a Tax Which the Government now must Repay.

Dick Pick If we plan War and don't follow through Mossad will put Sex Tapes on View Epstein's File and much more If we don't go to War But Iran will show them if We Do.

I am rooting for Iran to release the Trump-Epstein files & videos in their entirety. Soon. It's the only way that Iran will avoid a US invasion as Trump desperately looks for more avenues to distract the world's attention from the certified fact that he is a pedophile rapist thousands of times over.

Bust of Palace The Crime Log makes Royalty wince Mountbatten met Epstein and since There's a mighty uproar And Arrest Warrant for The Predator once known as Prince.

Morning After Lindsey Graham with his swollen red eyes Is insulting our NATO Allies With his drunk Greenland threats He will suffer regrets Once Lady G Detoxifies.

Deck Mate Misquotation of Scripture is Rife It's the bane of our Cultural Life At American U 12% hold the view That Joan of Arc was Noah's Wife.

Flipped Off CBS yields to Donald Trump's grip Bari Weiss has joined him at the hip Though their censors aren't fair Believe Stephen Colbert Talarico will make Texas flip.

Special Delivery My Wife is more Christian than I No matter how hard I may try For each Morn I Awake And I Pray Heavens Sake Lord, Why didn't Donald Trump Die?

Balloon Drop The Border Patrol has disclosed The El Paso Airport was closed Like Road Runner Cartoons They downed Party Balloons Notwithstanding the threat Lasers posed.

Freak Show Pam Bondi bragged up DOJ In her raucous House Hearing today She was angry and cross For her Pedophile Boss With her Insolent Smart-Ass Display.

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IHIP News: 🚨 Trump TERRIFIED as Foreign Countries LAUNCH INVESTIGATIONS Into His EPSTEIN Ties! #USA #Epstein #Trump #EpsteinFiles #uspoli youtu.be/EPD7aYcBx1k

Honey Pot Bill Gates had a hot sex mishap At Epstein's Teen Sex Honey Trap So as quick as could be Billy drugged His Wife's tea So he wouldn't be spreading The Clap.

Fallen Women Nondisclosure Jeff dared to contrive As the Ransom for staying Alive But Outspoken Sex Slaves Found Remote Desert Graves They're the Young Girls who didn't Survive.

I found the dumbest most pathetic post on the internet today:

Who doesn’t enjoy posting a little racist meme after speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast?

Monkey House On Truth Social Trump went to Profess His commitment to Racial Distress Trump's Obamas you see Are like Apes in a tree While Republican Klans acquiesce.

Hot Lunch The sandwich bag held fifty grand Marked money is Hot Contraband The FBl's Cash Won't be easy to Stash We can trace it to Tom Homan's Hand.

Job Openings down 13% YoY www.bls.gov/news.release...

Crushed ICE Minneapolis scored a great Feat It forced Donald Trump to Retreat Public Killings we saw Have forced ICE to withdraw In a stunning Police State Defeat.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Skunk Works Reporters weren't given a chance To ask questions prepared in advance Trump's New Brand of Perfume Drove the Press from the Room When the President pooped in his Pants.

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Cut to Black Jeff Epstein's the Pedophile Link That has brought Donald Trump to the Brink But the Evidence blurs When Redaction occurs So Pam Bondi is out of Black Ink.

Of course this is who he wants….

Full Court Press Supervision of ICE is so slack The Shooters' IDs we still lack While Feds at Grammy Fest Brought their cuffs to Arrest Don Lemon for Writing While Black.

Coverup In her Past she was happy to Pose For Pictures without any clothes Watch Melania stop With a Box Office Flop That will run for a week and then close.

I left 2 tickets to the movie on my windshield for someone to take, and when I came back there were 4… 😬

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He's now wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand.