Didn’t even have it in him to lie about it

Nobody asked your lame ass

The NFL is a single-minded capitalistic machine. If they think something will make a buck or bring attention, they’ll diverge from the usual conservative, jingoistic path we see every Sunday.

FBI needs to hire a person whose only job is to come up with operation names that aren’t corny af. Y’all spend our money frivolously anyways.

I think this will help his case for a Nobel prize next year.

Islamophobia and racism was the predictable dismount for Cuomo’s failed campaign.

Love The Boys and Gen V but I have not once thought Sister Sage is the smartest person in the world, let alone a person with superhuman intelligence.

@bsky.app stop suggesting me the Krassensteins

Kash Patel always looks like a child who stole his dad’s FBI jacket, went into his place of work, and acts the way he thinks a grown up would in that role.

Can the news stop showing us potentially innocent people getting blown up on boats by Hegseth and his goons? Thanks.

Eric Adams is proven to give you that boost you need before heading to the polls.

I know the feeling buddy

Pacers without Halliburton for the year: pain… The NBA bringing back Roundball Rock for the washed caucus: complete and utter joy

Can we do a bit better with our chyrons, and not legitimize Mike Johnson’s quackery?

Getting to a certain level of status and/or power, it’s all theater. It’s all a game. They are so far removed from the crises of normal people.

Series finale: Everyone gets measles. That whale carcass episode is gonna be 🔥 though.

Go ahead, explain the point. Explain it in detail.

Stating some obvious shit but I’m more concerned about people who drink owning firearms. Not once has weed made me feel the need to be reckless with any weapon, aside from the spoon descending into a pint of Halo Top.

The anti-vax community needs to be shamed into obscurity. Shame, just in a wider sense, needs to be brought back.

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙

You still can’t make me believe in Daniel Jones.

I get the legitimate complaints about No Kings Day. I actually side with most of the complaints about it. But there’s a portion of leftists out there that need to just stfu or change your tone man.

Explaining this time in the US to my kids when they get older will be a bizarre experience.

If you're not already plugged into some kind of project, start showing up. No Kings was good for seeing some of the local options, we know a lot of orgs made a presence. Pick your lane and get in there. #nokings

So. Indiana (Jeffersonville) had a better turnout for No Kings than my horrible picture taking suggests. Regardless of your feelings on the rally’s effectiveness, was nice to feel a collective frustration and get some of that negative energy out that manifests when you’re only behind a keyboard.

ICYMI — @gallego.senate.gov : "The only reason Adelita Grijalva is not being sworn in right now is because he wants to protect whatever is in those files. Arizona does not have a congresswoman right now, during flooding, because Speaker Johnson is covering for pedophiles."

Players like Benzema and El Ghazi had their lives disrupted for taking a pro-Palestine stance. A pity it took so long for the world to get comfortable with players speaking out.

Why does every tech gajillionaire look like a lizard person with a skin suit?

Conservatives will remind you every day that they aren’t joking about this shit.

With all of the theatrics they’ve tried to manufacture around Mamdani, they lost sight of how he can crush you if you’re not prepared.

Given Trump’s track record, not a dime of this was ever making it to us but jfc he’s always got a quote to make things just a little worse.

While I appreciate any opportunity to make fun of Mitch McConnell, I don’t love reminders of a man that helped create the current nightmare we’re in.

Uncertain how we get through to dems that having the same prioritized adversary does not mean you can lump us in with your party. “Dems lose because they attack their own.” No, it is people that aren’t represented demanding all our politicians do better.

I’ll go a step further and suggest they be required to feel the effects of all the decisions they make.

That quote insults our intelligence. It was comfortably pinned to the wall… you didn’t happen upon it in a bottom drawer.

This is the type of stuff that should be plastered across all platforms and outlets every day, right along side the Epstein files.

Someone warn the marine life

Listen JD Vance… If I wanted to hear whataboutisms on reprehensible topics, I’d go to my parent’s house.

The heartbreaking thing about the Epstein cover up is that it is nearly certain a variety of those listed are continuing their abuses. They are most likely enabling the continuation of child sex offenses, not just covering up what previously happened.

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

I like that Peacemaker makes everybody post-orgy coffee even though he did not partake.

If only there was a decades-long history that could have predicted this!

You could convince me that Musk would give up half his fortune for people to think he has Robert Downey Jr.’s personality instead of being a worm.

NFL is kind of cool this year, every team sucks at least a little bit

"More Than 200 Bodies Dug Out of the Gaza Rubble Since Ceasefire Went Into Effect"

The creation of the DHS was such a mistake.