I imagine they’re really struggling and can’t afford to transition off these products. These poor celebrity chefs need all the help they can get.

Potential?!

Mainstream media is toast. Time to educate people on how to adjust and who to follow.

is there a Spotify Wrapped that shows you how many children were trafficked because of Spotify's ICE advertisements

One thing sci-fi gets wrong (while getting so much right) is casting the villain as a genius megalomaniac when it should be a gaggle of coked up morons with rich dads.

Listening to kids argue about Steal a Brainrot is the seventh circle of hell

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

Otw home, every time I get a booster shot

I wish he’d been dating Katy Perry when taking office so everyone would’ve known to temper expectations.

The guy your friend insists is cool but instantly destroys the vibe of the blunt rotation with his drivel.

Our incessant need to lionize our politicians fools us into celebrating war criminals, corporate agents, oppression and brutality protectors, etc.

Par for the course for Cotton. Any time this monster shows his face on tv, it’s a two-handed grip on a shaky wheel heading straight for the trees.

Aston Villa are three points off the top, PSR be damned #avfc #utv

FIFA is definitely in the conversation of organizations that’d manufacture this award for Trump. Fake award from a dirtbag org to a dirtbag person

A man with an incredible grasp on the societal structure of the United States

Mentally preparing for anything I like on HBO to be 3 seasons, if we’re lucky.

Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.

This is cat and cat owner erasure and I won’t stand for it. I’ll bring all 3 if I want, consequences be damned. (Kevin is definitely fucking something up)

Even in their regressive fever dreams, they are the lamest dweebs on earth

Quick, someone tell him what X-Men is about

This is exactly how Trump approaches every interaction he has in life. Turning everything into a transactional experience would rip the already fading soul out of society.

At least Hillary Clinton condescendingly insulting our intelligence again didn’t allow for another irrational round of bashing Bernie voters.

Brought to you by the same car lobby groups that have kept us decades behind on transportation initiatives

And again today #avfc #utv

First Take and ESPN owe us all an apology for elevating both this jackass and Skip Bayless

Northwestern and Columbia being famous for journalism and bending over for Trump seems a little too on the nose these days

He suggested we rake the forest and inject bleach

Putting Waterworld as the featured image brings up dozens of questions, from credibility concerns to full-blown curiosity

We need to wait until he starts talking before populating the chyron. The intended purpose of his presence does not guarantee that’s where we end up.

I’ve trained all year for this moment, kept choppin’. Let’s see if the hard work pays off.

My wife told me that if it wasn’t for me she would only date women.

👇👇👇 As they try and shape this as the fault of “radical leftists”, it’s important to remember and stick to the narrative of how this is Trump’s fault. There is no reason for them to be there to begin with.

Someone in US establishment media would have to grow a spine for us to feel this kind of joy.

Sex pests truly have their own community

In protest, my toes will be out on all flights moving forward

Reminds me of my last company’s ceo mentioning Elon Musk to try and prove a point. He and Bari both had the opportunity to reference literally anyone else. Anyone in the world.

Morgan Rogers for Aston Villa vs Leeds 90 minutes played 2 goals scored 3 shots 2 chances created 43 touches 6 recoveries 5 ground duels won Match-winner!! #AVFC

[About Lia Thomas] “…she was eligible for the women’s team under NCAA policy, which at the time allowed transgender women to compete after 12 months of testosterone suppression. There was just one problem: She was winning.”

There is nothing private equity touches and makes better.

Hoping traditional newspapers fade into obscurity the more these billionaires scoop it up and mold it in their image. There are so many good independent and investigative journalist with their own platforms.

The current Democratic Party have corporatized and focus-grouped their way into an irrelevant embarrassment. Without a miraculous 180, that’ll be their legacy.

I’ll just tap the sign during the next round of “vote blue no matter who”… there is no party for a portion of the population and telling us to get on board at this point is offensive.

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

The Haleys… pulling that ladder up behind them with conviction

8 episode seasons every two years is a plague on the industry. Will I watch? Yes Will I complain? Yes

Mike Johnson settles into a go-to move, but only one at a time. He has transitioned from knowing nothing to running away.

I wanted racism as a side, not an entree.

@elysegrimm.bsky.social posting as mental reminder to get a bucket full just in case this nonsense hits Louisville